Disclaimer: I own NOTHING.

This was inspired by the song featured in this chapter, and the fact that I've been in my house for three days (plus a second snow day tomorrow). I felt a strong urge to murder by the time I heard this song. Now I have an urge two write something insane and absolutely random.

BTW, the song's Cabin Fever in the movie Muppet Treasure Island. I suggest listening to it as you read this.

Hope you enjoy.


"Wow, look at this snow!" Pit exclaimed, grinning as he looked out the window. Sure enough, it was snowing heavily. Takashi and Link looked out as well.

"I wonder if we'll have a snow day tomorrow?" Takashi asked, evisioning the events of a snow day: Snowball fights, snowmen...

"Don't be so sure," Link said. "A few years back, it was snowing just like this. It got so bad that everyone was snowed in!"

"Snowed in?" Takashi and Pit asked in unison.

"It was horrible!" Peach added. "I was stuck in my cabin for three whole days!"

"Yeah," Link said in agreement, "It was bad, butI always thought it was really bad to be in the school when it happened."

The other students nodded in agreement. Then the intercom turned on.

"Hiya, everybody!" Crazy Hand's voice came up. "It's a blizzard out there, and the snow plows take forever to be warmed up, sooooo...we're snowed in! That's right, we're all stuck here! You can find blankets and pillows in Ganondorf's classroom!"

Everyone in the room screamed their heads off. And Link was beaten to a bloody pulp.

Day 1

"This doesn't seem so bad," Takashi said. The students just woke up and they were getting breakfast in the cafeteria. The other kids agreed with him.

Then they saw Luigi and Olimar.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SNOWED IN!!" Olimar exclaimed.

"QUICK, OLIMAR! GET THE FLAMETHROWER FROM CRAZY HAND'S OFFICE! IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!" Luigi yelled back.

"THAT THING HASN'T BEEN USED SINCE GOD KNOWS HOW LONG! WE'RE ALL DOOOMED!" Olimar wailed. The two teachers collapsed, sobbing.

The group of students watching this scene sweatdropped.

"I wouldn't be too sure, Takashi..."

Day 4

Everyone felt as though their minds had been dropped in a box of ice. They just sat around, too tired to teach or learn. For some reason, everyone was sitting in various spots of the auditorium.

Some students twitched. Some teachers twitched. One teacher scratched his rear.

Until, of course...

"I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!" Olimar had finally snapped (no surprise there). The Biology teacher was jumping around and waving his arms.

"ME TOOOO!!!" Link exclaimed, mimicking Olimar's actions. Almost everyone jumped into action.

"CABIN FEEVERRR!!" they chanted as festive music played over the intercom (probably Crazy Hand's doing.)

"I've got cabin fever, it's burning in my brain!" Bowser sang.

"I've got cabin fever, it's driving me insane!"Luigi replied.

Link, Takashi, and Pit grabbed bandanas and put them on their heads. Takashi got a red one, Link got a green one, and Pit got a blue one.

"We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas!" they sang. "Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone BANANAS!"

Then everyone burst dancing into the stage, wearing various costumes. They chicka chicka boomed until three of the teachers came up. Ganondorf, Bowser, and Dedede wore sombreros on their heads.

"We've got cabin fever, we've lost all sense we had! We got cabin fever, we're all going MAD!" they sang, and were immediately pushed aside by Falco, who wore Western garb. He played a violin as he sang his verse.

"Grab your partner by the ears, lash him to the wheel!" he sang. Everyone got partners and began to square dance.

"Do-si-do, step on his toe! Listen to him squeal!" As Falco sang this, every girl stepped on their partners toes. The guys yelped at the pain.

"Allemande left, allemande right, It's time to sail or sink! Swing your partner over the side, drop him in the drink!" Falco laughed as his section was done. The spotlight shone on Peach and Roy, who sat sipping tea. Peach was dressed in a light blue dress, and Roy was wearing a suit with a top hat.

"We've got cabin fever," Peach said.

"No ifs, ands, or buts!" Roy agreed.

"We're disoriented," Peach continued.

"And demented!" Roy added.

"And a little nuts!" The couple sang in unison. The spotlight on them faded as Mario and Wario came in, wearing German clothing with their trademart caps.

"Ach du lieber Volkswagen car!" The two Italians sang while Luigi yodeled in the background. "Saur braten viener schnitzel, und a vunder bar!"

"We were sailing, sailing! The wind was on our side!" Fox exclaimed/sang. A coffin appeared in the middle of the stage. It opened, revealing Wolf, who twitched.

"But then it died!" he growled, closing the coffin shut.

"I've got cabin fever," Olimar told Dedede, "I think I've lost my grip!"As he sang this, Olimar lost grip of his beaker. Dedede groaned.

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!" he growled. Everyone nodded in agreement. Then Crazy Hand made his appearance, wearing green and pink colors.

"I was floating 'neath a tropic moooon!" he sang. "And dreaming of a blue lagooooon! Now I'm crazy as a loon!"

"What else is new?" Link asked as everyone lined up on stage.

"Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard!" everyone sang. "This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward! We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where, and now though we're all heeere...We're not all there!"

Everyone started dancing around at this point. You, the reader, can use your imagination as to which pose the group finished their dancing in (as long as it's not perverted and within physical reason).

"Cabin fever, aah!" everyone exclaimed, finishing the song.


Everyone in the room gaped at the screen in front of them. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were there, too.

"...And that's what would happen if we were snowed in," Master Hand said. Link sputtered, and spoke.

"So, the point of showing us that video was what would happen if we got snowed in today?!" he exclaimed. "Where did that video even come from, anyway?!"

"Crazy Hand made it," Master Hand deadpanned. Crazy Hand grinned.

"My best video yet!" he exclaimed.

"Anyway..." Master Hand said, "I think it's best that you go home now before you're snowed in."

"I think you'll find we're too late..." Crazy Hand said, looking out the window. Sure enough, The snow had piled high, blocking the doors and the windows!

"YOU MEAN WE REALLY ARE SNOWED IN?!" everyone exclaimed in unison. When Crazy Hand nodded, Takashi sighed, and asked one question.

"Where can I get the bandanas?"


O.o This was a nutty chapter. It was fun to write.

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