A/N: Sooooo another chapter up! Hope you guys enjoy. And thank you all for all of your reviews!

Sai's Answering Machine: Hello... Leave a message. (beep!)

Message 1: Naruto

SAI!!! WHAT IS WITH THAT NICKNAME!!!! I MEAN LESS!!!! WHAT KIND OF NICK NAME IT THAT!!!!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THE $#& OUT OF YOU!!!!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! (beep!)

Message 2: Yamoto

Ok Sai so this is how it's gonna go. Next mission do not use your nicknames and try not to tick off Naruto and Sakura they already hate you enough. Bye. (beep!)

Message 3: Sakura

Ok Sai I have two things I need to get straight with you. 1. I HATE THE NICKNAME I MEAN WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME UGLY!!!!! and 2. Sasuke is not gay!!! he is the farthest thing from it!!! YOU INSULT HIM ONE LAST TIME AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIND YOURSELF 10 FEET UNDERGROUND!!!!!! (beep!)

Message 4: Deidara

Hello. You do not know me but I have herd of you. Since my partner Sasori died I have been stuck with an idiot named Tobi. (Tobi in the background: AWE!!! I love you too Deidara sempai!!!!) So why am I telling you all this? Well I herd you were a fellow artist and I would like to talk to you about art. Don't you think art is a Bang I mean on minute it can be there and then BOOM!! It's gone. Thank you for listening I had to talk to someone that enjoys art. (beep!)

Message 5: Art Guy

Hello. Sai we have seen some of your amazing pieces of art and were wondering if we could sell some. Call us back with your answer. Thank you. (beep!)

Message 6: Ino

Hey Sai so I was thinking that since you think I'm beutiful that we could go out sometime you know like on a date!!!! bye! (beep!)

END OF MESSAGES

A/N: Ok so I hope you guys enjoyed this one and remember to review!!!! (Tobi: and MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!)