Welcome to the 7th chapter of Rio 3. I hope this one is funnier than the last.
Blu and Diante were wandering around the forest following the river upstream. They had been walking around for about 2 hours and it was getting late. "We need to find a place to sleep," Diante said yawning, his talons hurting from the walking. "Yeah but where?" Blu asked. "I know the solution to your problem," said a voice from seemingly far away but was coming from nearby. Blu and Diante looked around trying to locate where the voice was coming from. "I'm over here," the voice said. Blu and Diante looked in that direction. "No over here," the voice said again Blu and Diante once again looking in the same direction but unable to locate it. "Okay," the tone of the voice now getting deeper with frustration "to your left" the two birds looked to their left. "No my left," the voice said getting louder. The birds to turn to their right. "No look up at the tree line, then turn to your right, my left," The voice said. "Oh, I see her," Blu said pointing out a female Red and a green macaw in the tree. "Whoa" Diante whispered stunned by her beauty and instantly fell in love. "My name is Maya, and me and my family would love to have you over for dinner," Maya said. "Well we love to but were kinda lost and we are following the river," Blu said knowing they have got to get home. "What he means is me and Blu would love to come over, my name is Diante and he is Blu" Diante introduced them. "Blu? What kind of parent names their child after their color" Maya said snickering. Blu rolled his eyes. "after dinner, we have gotta get back to the river Maya" don't worry I know this place better than anyone in miles" Maya said. "Speaking of everyone in miles where are they" they were walking through a prairie of fallen trees overgrown grass and mud. There remains a single tree standing. She brought them closer to the tree and another lady was there banging a berry with a rock to make flavoring for food. "This is my sister Hellen" Maya introduced her. Everybody exchanged a hello and introduced themselves. Something about this is strange Blu though. Imagine if Maya was my wife she's so hot Diante though. However, Hellen reached into her bag and pulled out a strange colored powder and with no warning blew the powder from her hand into the faces of Blu and Diante. The two instinctively turned their faces away from the gas cloud. But as the powder was nearing their faces the wind changed direction and blew the powder away from their faces back into the face of Hellen. "Ah Sister help me I've been poisoned," she said coughing and gagging. The two sister rushed into the tree and Maya pulled out the drawer full of antidote. "Give me the green one," Helen said. Maya picked up the Red one and poured it into her sister's mouth. "This is the red one idiot!" Hellen said nearing the end. "I'm colorblind Hellen you of all people should know that you're my sister!" then Hellen finally succumbed to the double poisoning and that was R.I.P. "AHHHHHHH!" Maya let out a cry as she charged after Blu and Diante, Blu started flying and Diante also instinctively flapped his wing but couldn't (He broke his wings) "You killed my sister" Maya said chasing after the two. "AAAAAH, IF YOU STOP RUNNING YOULL BECOME ASHES DIANTE," Blu said, "YEAH I KNOW". "YOU KILLED MY SISTER" Maya again yelled. Finally after 5 minutes of this Blu and Diante not looking where they were going fell off a cliff. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Blu and Diante said as they started falling. "Wait Diante my wing still works so ill grab you by the talons, and lift us back safely to the grou-" he wasn't able to finish his sentence before they hit the ground. "Ouch," Blu and Diante said at the same time as they lifted their faces from the ground.
