Inteviewer: I welcome you with this interview with Drew.
Drew: Why am I here?
Fangirls: DREW! WE LOVE YOU!
Interviewer: Ok... I just want to ask some questions.
Interviewer: Did you know that they videotape you going on your adventures? How do you feel about that info?
Drew: WTF?!WTF?!WTF?!WTF?! So that means they stalk me? Even in the bathroom? I am very disturbed.
Interviewer: No, why would anyone spy on you at the bathroom.
Drew: I have no clue...
Interviewer: OK, did you know that people want you and May to 'hook up'.
Drew: WTFH?!!!!! I would kill them if I knew where they were.
Interviewer: Ok... there's a site called fanfiction. Please read the one that says, 'Lust in La Rousse'.
Drew: OH MY FREAKING... I HATE THAT PERSON WHO WROTE THAT! MAY AND ME TOGETHER? Sick...
Interviewer: Ok, what was I going to say again?
Sayuri: You have to ask him... now I forgot!
Drew: WHO THE FREAK ARE YOU?!
Sayuri: I'm the authoress of this story.
Drew: So you mean I'm being watched?
Sayuri: Every minute of the day...
Drew: Grrr... stupid
Sayuri: Give him the shot!
Drew: Huh?
Drew has been shot in the butt (hah)
Sayuri: You will never remember what happened... muahahahah!
