Inteviewer: I welcome you with this interview with Drew.

Drew: Why am I here?

Fangirls: DREW! WE LOVE YOU!

Interviewer: Ok... I just want to ask some questions.

Interviewer: Did you know that they videotape you going on your adventures? How do you feel about that info?

Drew: WTF?!WTF?!WTF?!WTF?! So that means they stalk me? Even in the bathroom? I am very disturbed.

Interviewer: No, why would anyone spy on you at the bathroom.

Drew: I have no clue...

Interviewer: OK, did you know that people want you and May to 'hook up'.

Drew: WTFH?!!!!! I would kill them if I knew where they were.

Interviewer: Ok... there's a site called fanfiction. Please read the one that says, 'Lust in La Rousse'.

Drew: OH MY FREAKING... I HATE THAT PERSON WHO WROTE THAT! MAY AND ME TOGETHER? Sick...

Interviewer: Ok, what was I going to say again?

Sayuri: You have to ask him... now I forgot!

Drew: WHO THE FREAK ARE YOU?!

Sayuri: I'm the authoress of this story.

Drew: So you mean I'm being watched?

Sayuri: Every minute of the day...

Drew: Grrr... stupid

Sayuri: Give him the shot!

Drew: Huh?

Drew has been shot in the butt (hah)

Sayuri: You will never remember what happened... muahahahah!