"Well, get to sleep loser," Deidara said to you.

"What! No way it's only nine thirty!" You bickered with him.

"Suck it up bitch! I don't want you all prissy at me when we go on my next mission tomorrow!" Deidara started yelling at you.
"Fine! I'll go to bed just shut the fuck up!" you yelled as fell over on to your futon.

"….. Hoe…" Deidara mumbled as he fell onto his bed.

"I heard you faggot."

"You were supposed to hoe."

"Damn."

"Night."

"Night," you responded to Deidara statement by flicking him off.

-Next day-

"Up!" Deidara yelled at you, while you were lying inside your futon like a cocoon. "UP! NOW!" Deidara practically screamed.

"Mehneph…." You rolled over into a darker corner of the cocoon.

"Fine, have it your way," Deidara stated. Minutes passed, which gave you more time to snuggle.

Suddenly cold wet liquid spilled all over the futon, quickly sinking into your clothes and then your skin. "!" You screamed as you scrambled to get out of the futon. "What the fuck!"

"Well that got you up, but now your all wet, dry up," he said laughing so hard he was hunched over.

"Shut the hell up!" you picked yourself off the floor blushing. "Try not to piss yourself."

Deidara's laughing spree quickly faded as he gripped your arm and pushed in the direction of your dresser, "Hurry up and get dressed."

You looked at him questionably, "Well can you leave so I can get dressed?"

"I'll leave when I want to leave," he glared at you.

"… I'm going in the bathroom to get dressed…"

"Whatever," he said as he walked out of the room.

"Oh, nooooow he leaves," you said in a sarcastic tone. Either way, you went to the bathroom, not trusting Deidara and his pervetedness, and got dressed. You decided to wear a dark blue tank top with a black and white checkered patterned jacket, jean capris, and black converse.

"Ok, I'm dressed and ready to go through hell," you said as you walked out of Deidara's room.

"I can see that and why does it take girls for freaking ever to get dressed…?" Deidara grumbled as he dragged you to the base's exit.

"I have legs you know… I would like to use them…" you stated.

"Well you're too damn slow on them!"

*Well now I know he's a sassy transvestite…* you thought to yourself and giggled at the sarcasm.

By the time you had arrived to the nearest village it was almost 5pm and Deidara, being Deidara, wouldn't let you take a break.

"I'm hungeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!" you whined hunching over in the process.

"Fine, we'll go to a convenient store just stop complaining. You're worse than Tobi," he said as he used a jutsu to change his appearance. "Let's hurry this up."

You two walked into the convenient store that was larger than it appeared to be from the outside. You walked around the store rather amused. This place was some weird store.

Picking up a store brand box you laughed at what you saw. *Who buys almond flavored chips in the shape of monkeys?*you thought to yourself while pondering why the shape had to be monkeys?

"Your not seriously going to buy that, are you?" Deidara asked as he peered over your shoulder.

"Do you not know what personal space is…. And I'll buy this if I want to," you whispered to him in a pissed off tone.

"Do you seriously have to be so bitchy all the time!" he yelled in the store. People looked over with odd stares and some just scuttling away.

"Way to go," you stated, trying to ignore him. Seeing as this odd item pissed him off so much, you decided to buy it. You didn't have anything against almonds or monkeys anyway. "Well, I'm going to go buy this." You then started to walk away before Deidara gripped your arm and pulled you back.

"You are not going to buy something that stupid," he stated.

"Why not? You know it kind of reminds me of you," you smiled to yourself. For some reason it just brought you joy to piss him off.

"No you're not because I'm not going to be seen with you while you're eating those things."

"Well then I guess you can wait while I eat them."

"That's it, you're not getting anything," he growled while gripping your arm and dragging you towards the exit.

"You will regret this if you don't let me get them," you said with a pout.

"Mhm, yeah sure, un," he continued to drag you.

"Well here we go," you let out a sigh and then sucked in a breath of air before yelling, "Ah! Don't touch me there!" you then screamed. The store went silent as everyone looked over in shock, not to mention Deidara's expression was in a look of horror.

"Ok, ok! You can get it just shut the hell up!" Deidara whispered as quietly as he could, letting go of you as he turned away, his face was as red as a tomato.

"Ha, and I get my almond flavored monkey chips," you said to yourself as a small smirk appeared on your lips.

"Are you okay," a loud voice said as you were yanked in that direction. You looked up to see a boy about your age with bright blue eyes, neon blonde hair and wearing some black and orange jumpsuit.

"Um, uh, yeah?" you were slightly confused as to why this kid came to see if you were okay after the scene, then when it was taking place.

"Come with us miss, we will take you to safety," a man's voice said from behind you as he gripped your hand and started to pull you away. After catching your balance you looked up to the man had long white spiky hair, red lines going down from each eye, and looked like he was about in his 50's, but was surprisingly in shape.

"Yeah, don't worry. We'll make sure that guy is as far away from you as possible! Oh, but what's your name?" The blonde boy asked with a smile plastered on his face.

"Um, my names Autumn. What's yours?" you will kind of freaked that you were walking with a buff old man and a peppy blonde.

"My names Naruto and the old geezer is Jiraiya. Believe it!" he yelled with excitement as he punched a fist in the air.

"Believe what?" you asked slightly confused why Naruto wanted you to believe his name?

"…. I -I don't know?" Naruto stopped and was looking at the ground petrified, almost like he was having a midlife crisis.

"Naruto don't confuse the poor girl. Sorry sweetie he can be a handful," he said while smiling at you.

"Well, since we're out of the convenience store and away from that creeper man, I think I'm safe now," you replied to Jiraiya. You would rather be with Deidara then a 50 year old man who had just called you sweetie.

"My dear, do you know how far stalkers go to get their prey. You should stick with us until your safe. I'd really enjoy your company," the man said with a creepy grin.

"Yeah, if you hang with us for a while your ensured to be safe," Naruto said as he slung an arm over your shoulders, while Jiraiya was still holding your hand.

*Dear god! Sexual harassment much!* You screamed in your mind and smiled weakly at the two. "Really, I'm sure that was only a onetime thing. I'll be more careful," replied to them both as your tried to slip your hand out of Jiraiya's grasp.

"I'm sorry but we can't let an absolutely adorable girl like you roam this city knowing that you might be in danger," Jiraiya grasped your hand harder. "Why don't we take you out to dinner? I'd really like to get know you better," he said with a smirk on his face. You gave him another weak smile while on the inside you were petrified and cussing like a storm.

In saying that, Jiraiya and Naruto dragged you into a casual restaurant and the three of you were set at a booth. You and Jiraiya were on one side while Naruto was on the other.

"So, Autumn-kun can you tell me what this town is like. I'm on a mission, and I just figured since you live here and all you could tell me about the town so I can be more affiliated with this location." Naruto said with a goofy smile.

"Uh, um well, the stores and the people are nice," shit; you really had no idea what this town was like.

"Naruto don't bug the girl with your mission acknowledgement actions. We should get to know her better," Jiraiya stated with a smirk plastered on his face as he put his arm around your shoulder. "So Autumn what do you like to do in your spare time?" he asked seductively.

"Well, I haven't had any spare time as of late."

"How about we change that," the man's smirk seemed to grow as he rubbed your shoulder.

"Uh, ya see-"your sentence was cut off when a loud explosion went off sending you, Jiraiya, and Naruto flying back. You tumbled onto the dirt path, scrapping skin off your arms and legs in the process. "Ow," you whimpered to yourself as you picked yourself off the ground.

"Way to flirt with an old man, un," you heard Deidara's voice say from above you.

"About time, and no I was not flirting with him," you sneered.

"Heh. Whatever, just try not to make a scene again," Deidara replied with a smirk as he took out a hunk of clay from his pocket. He wasn't looking at you but you nodded in acknowledgement.

"Hey you! What do you want with Autumn-kun!" Naruto jumped to his feet and had a kunini pulled out.

"Shut up Naruto! Pay attention to what he's doing. After we catch then we'll find out what he wants with her.

"Right!" Naruto then made many hands signs allowing himself to use his shadow clone no jutsu. The clones rushed in from every side of Deidara. In response, Deidara jumped onto a nearby building, only to be tricked when Jiraiya came behind him with a rasengan.

"Shit!" Deidara mumbled to himself as Jiraiya's rasengan ripped flesh off his left arm as he tried to dodge it. "Katsu!" Deidara yelled as clay birds flew out nowhere straight towards Jiraiya and exploded.

"What the hell!" Jiraiya yelled as he jumped out of the explosion. He had deep gauges all over him and was scratched and burned all over.

"While you two were flirting with Autumn I was having these bombs rigged all around the town, un. You two are really some dumbass ninja, especially for a Sanin, yeah," Deidara smirked at them while setting off more bombs in the process.

"How can you even call yourself a ninja if you can't even fight fair!" Naruto yelled, trying to attack Deidara with kunai and shuriken.

"It's called taking the initiative, brat," Deidara replied with a scowl, "Now stand still so I can blow your guts out." More bombs went off making Naruto's clones diminish. Using the few clones Naruto had left, he made two rasengans, used by two different clones, and aimed then towards Deidara. While in the process of attacking Deidara the two clones were taken out by two other ninja.

"Huh?" They all said to themselves, as two ninja retracted next to a man. He had hair lines that stretched back into a pony tail, was in an Akatsuki cloak, and was almost sluggish to the ground. The man then disappeared in a cloud of smoke and then appeared next to Deidara.

"Bout time Sasori-dana, yeah," Deidara said.

"You really couldn't pass by this town without fighting?" Sasori replied in distain.

"Ask Autumn that," Deidara replied as he motioned to where you were. Sasori side glanced at you in his puppet and gave a sigh. "Let's get this over with," he finished.

Naruto was now standing with Jiraiya on a building. Jiraiya had wrapped up his more severe wounds slightly but was still in no condition to fight. "This is bad Naruto. The man that just came in here is from the Akatsuki, which means the other one has to be affiliated with the Akatsuki as well. I want you to grab the girl and run out of here. " Jiraiya whispered to Naruto.

"In your state you wouldn't stand a chance against them alone," Naruto whispered back.

"Naruto! I already said there Akatsuki, which means if they find out you're the jinchuuriki we're in bigger trouble! So get going!" Jiraiya yelled in a whispered. Naruto nodded in response and jumped next to you.

"Come on Autumn we have to get out of here. Jiraiya-sama will give us time to escape," Naruto said as he put his hand out to you, waiting for you to take it. That motion caused you to panic. What were you supposed to do? If you took it and Deidara caught you two there would be hell to pay, but if you didn't Naruto might think you part of the Akatsuki or something. "What are you waiting for Autumn! We have to go, come on!" he whispered to you in panic as he grabbed your hand and threw you on top of his shoulder.

"Ah! Wait, Naruto," you said as he jumped over buildings carrying you over his shoulder. "I'm not supposed to leave!"

"What?" he asked but you were ripped off his shoulder by one of Sasori's puppets, ripping a muscle in your arm by doing so. The puppet set you down on a nearby building and made a cackling noise. Then it went out to attack Naruto with two other puppets. "Dammit!" Naruto yelled as he tried to fight off the puppets with his shadow clones.

"I need to get out of here," you mumbled to yourself as you ran to the door that lead off the roof of the building only to find it locked. "Great." You the proceeded in lifting your foot up and smashing it down on the door handle, causing it to fall off the door. You fell back as the door fell down. "Ow," you whimpered as you rubbed your ankle, knowing it was going to bruise later. Running down the stairs, and out the door, you found an ally and decided to pretty much stick to the wall for cover. All that could be heard from the fight was cackling, building collapsing, and the clash of metal. After about ten minutes, you had noticed it had gotten quiet and looked over to see a scene you hadn't anticipated. Naruto was glowing with some sort of red and orange mixture. It had morphed around him in the shape of two pointy animal ears and four tails. "W-what the h-heck," you stuttered with wide eyes. Its head quickly turned in your direction staring you down with its red eyes as it gave off a paralyzing screech.

"Oh my god!" you whispered to yourself turning yourself around and sprinting down the alley. Noticing your movement it starting charging at you on all fours, screeching at you as well. Running at a full sprint you skid to stop when you saw that you had met a dead end. At the sound of the monsters screech, you quickly twirled around and saw it was at least 20 feet away, charging, and had grown a fifth tail. Back pressed against the wall you stared in horror as it launched itself at you with sharp claws. Screaming, you put your hands in front of your face for protection and squeezed your eyes shut. Burning claws shredded through your shoulder's flesh as its teeth sunk into your neck. You let out a cry as another claw struck the same far side of the ribcage. As quickly as it happened, you opened your eyes to see you were on another building roof. Looking to your left you noticed a cackling puppet had elevated you to the roof, making sense as to why the monsters claws has hit only your left side: so when the monster had already stuck your shoulder, and was aiming to strike your stomach, the puppet moved you to the right, causing the monsters aim to direct to the side of the ribs instead of the stomach.

"Sss," you winced grabbing your wounds. It felt as if your skin was stilling being burned off, rather than just being ripped into. Hearing another screech you looked up to see the monster climbing over the edge of the building's roof to get you, its eyes locked on you. Your eyes widened as you took your hands off your wounds and started to crawl backward as fast as you could. Sprinting at you it slashed through Sasori's puppet, ready to claw at you once again. Bending its back legs to jump, it was interrupted when three slips of paper with signs on them attached themselves on the monsters back. Making a high pitched cry, it slid onto its side, almost being electrocuted from the paper. It hissed and clawed at the ground before the it's orange and red glow dissipated, reveling Naruto whose skin was scorched and had cuts all over. Not even a second later did a dog sized, orange toad stood beside him.

"Naruto, wake up! You stupid kid. Why did you have to transform!" The toad yelled at the unconscious Naruto while you were getting up.

"What the hell just happened?" you burst, "All I wanted was some food and I get attack by some monster! What is going on!" you yelled at the toad for an explanation.

"Stop yelling at me!" the toad spat back at you. And that was when you snapped. Walking over to the toad, you used your good arm and hit him as hard as you could on his head.

"I'll yell at you all I want until I get an explanation!" you yelled once again as you kept hitting the toad.

"Ah! Geez, girl stop hitting me!" the frog said covering his head with his hands. "Naruto's demon state took over, that's all that happened."

"Oh," you said. Completely exhausted you sat yourself down next to Naruto. "I can't believe this is happening." You said to yourself as you put your head in your hands.

"Well believe it because this break isn't going to last long," the toad replied as he took a seat next to you.

"I just want to go back home. My god, I feel like I'm giving you my sob story…" you replied to him with your head still in your hands.

"You mean you don't live here?"

"No, I live far from here. That's why I said I wanted to go home"

"Well don't worry, my dad is going to get us out of here!" the toad said with enthusiasm.

"A toad is going to save me?" you took your head out of your hands and looked at him with the 'Really?' with attitude, look.

"Well, yeah," he pointed behind you. About 100ft behind you stood a big ass toad, and it looked like it was fighting Deidara and Sasori. "Well, what do you think?" he said with pride.

"I think I'm in one crazy ass dream," you put your head back in your hands and sighed, "You have got to be fucking kidding me…"

"Hey! You should be grateful my dad decided to save your butt! Not to mention I saved you from Naruto over here," the frog stated as he patted Naruto, making the boy give out a groan of pain. "Sorry buddy forgot you were hurt and all."

"HURRY IT UP SON!" The dad toad yelled.

"Woops," the toad said. He then slid Naruto onto his back, "Hey, girl we'll be back for you." He said with a smile.

"Thanks," you said with a weak smile, knowing it wasn't likely. The toad then poofed into a cloud of smoke and appeared on the dad toad's back. You watched as Jiraiya fought Deidara and Sasori, as you clenched your wounds. You had tried to ignore the pain, but now it was unbearable. Leaning against a pile of bricks you watched as Jiraiya, Naruto and the frogs disappear in giant cloud of smoke.

"And to think all this happened over a small box of monkey shaped almond flavored chips…" you silently laughed to yourself. Hearing the sounds of cackling, you quickly looked to your left to see Sasori's puppet. Picking you up it swiftly ran to Sasori and Deidara, who had already made a giant bird. Setting you down on the bird, which everyone was already on, the puppet disappeared, and the bird took off.

"Well, hasn't this been a fun field trip," Deidara said in distaste as he looked back at you, "Shit, what happened to you, un." His eyes showed some concern from the gauges you got from Naruto.

"Naruto transformed and attack me," you sighed and then winced as the bite mark on your neck started pulsing.

"Let me take a look," Sasori stated.

Turning your head to the side so Sasori could get a better look, you noticed you guys were a few hundred feet off the ground.

"We need to get her back to the base Deidara. The wound on her neck looks like its getting infected from the jinchuuriki's venom," Sasori still examined the bite mark.

"Is it really that bad?" Deidara said looking back.

"It's bad enough, I'll have Konan take a look at it when we get there."

"Right," Deidara then angled the bird back in the direction on the base.

About ten minutes had gone by and Sasori and Deidara were sitting up front in the bird, talking about how and what had happened, while you were still looking around at the scene. Occasionally you would fly through clouds, allowing the wet liquid to mist you, and when you looked down you could almost never see the land, it was just more clouds. It made it feel as if it was a different world. Still staring around, you put your hands in your pocket and felt a crinkly metallic object. Taking it out of your pocket, you noticed it was the monkey shaped almond flavored chips. Opening up the bag, you took one out, and had a bite.

"Hmm? What you eating?" Deidara asked, looking back from over his shoulder. Chewing your food, you held up the bag. "Ugh, those things." He looked away annoyed.

"Were they worth it?" Sasori asked looking at you.

"Yeah, these things taste amazing!" you said as you reached in the bag for more. Sasori then sighed and looked away.

"Hahaha, let me see," Deidara said as he held his hand out for the chips.

"No way! You didn't even want them back at the store, you said they were stupid," you turned away.

"What? Give me the damn chips!"

Sorry I haven't written in a while but school was busting my ass. Hope you like the story, and sorry if it's boring. I have been out of it and attack by my dog, so I've been in hiding as of late. Well, yep, I'm done with the weird side note thing.