A/N: Okay! Here I go, folks, with finally an update of my Mario & Luigi: Sherbet Land Saga story. I know it's been awhile, but ya see I had a bit of writer's block with this S.O.B., but now here I gooo!! Check out the extremely long recap, maybe…
Recap: Last time on M&L: Sherbet Land Saga. The Sherbet King was trying come up with a defensive plan using the Snow Sprites Siblings, meanwhile the Koopa Bros. were aboard the Koopa Cruiser frantically searching for the map that would take them to Sherbet Land. Yellow suddenly spotted a mysterious door at the end of the cruiser. The three brothers went over to see what was up, but before the could reach it, they were surrounded by countless Koopatrols. The leader of the Koopatrol, Rusty, told the brothers that this weren't there jurisdiction, and that they had to leave at once, but Red ignored his warning and now a fight have broken loose. What will happen? Just read today's chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own ANTHING Nintendo related.
Chapter 8: Battle Aboard The Koopa Cruiser
The whole deck of the Koopa Cruiser was filled up with smoke, but you could still hear fighting coming from inside the smoke. "Humph. Let's see what these traitorous Koopas are made up." Rusty huffed while staring at the smoke.
Suddenly Red came popping out of the smoke with four Koopatrols following behind him. "Hmm…So the Red Koopa Troopa comes out first." Rusty muttered while watching Red withdraw inside his shell. "The fool don't stand a chance, he's got four of King Bowser's top guards on his trail. There's no way he'll survive the onslaught that's about to commence upon him. Eheheh…" chuckled Rusty placing his hands behind his back.
"Let's see you survive this attack, you incompetent traitor." seethed a Koopatrol as he swung his lance up a Red.
"Dude! Please!" snickered Red while flipping downward inside his shell easily dodging the lance. "Choke on my awesomeness, douche bag!" Red then quickly popped out his shell, and dropkicked the Koopatrol in his belly.
"Wahhhhh!! Curse you, you bastard!" The Koopatrol angrily yelled as he plummeted down to the hard ground.
Rusty stared at Red and chuckled. "Humph…Maybe this Koopa isn't just all talk." he then turned his head and saw the three Koopatrol dashing toward Red. "But…I'm afraid that this Koopa is severely out matched and out skilled against my lieutenant and his special attack."
"Yeah!" snickered Red while giving himself the thumbs up. "Dude! I totally rock!" Suddenly Red found himself surrounded by three of the remaining Koopatrol. "Aw…Dude…" moaned Red sheepishly.
The three Koopatrol then started viciously slashing Red with there lances. One of the Koopatrol then got behind Red and slammed his lance into his shell. The conceited little turtle was sent hurtling toward a wall. "Hehehe…Let's go finish the little bastard off." snickered one the Koopatrol. "And remember, boys…Show no mercy!!" The three Koopatrols then started free-falling behind Red.
Red then crashed hard into one the cruiser's steel walls. "Uhh…Dude…That's smarts…" moaned Red as he slid off the wall and fell shell first into the ground. Red then lifted his head and noticed the Koopatrol plummeting down toward him. "Okay…Dudes, no more playing around!" sneered Red. "If they want to play for keeps then I'm gamed." Red then started leaping off the walls as he started approaching the Koopatrols.
" I-Is he jumping toward us? What do he think he's doing?!" said one of the Koopatrol.
"I don't know. He must be brave or really, really, really, extremely, stupid." muttered the other Koopatrol to the other Koopatrol.
"The fool!!" The lead Koopatrol angrily seethed. "He must be asking for a death wish, if he thinks it's wise to try and attack us directly." The Koopatrol finally reached Red. "Okay, boys…KILL HIM!!"
The first two Koopatrol then tried slamming there lance into Red, but Red dodged one of the Koopatrol by withdrawing inside his shell, he then spun toward the other Koopatrol and slammed his shell extremely hard into the Koopatrol's chest. Both Red and Koopatrol was sent crashing through the steel wall.
The other Koopatrol then tried approaching the wall, but suddenly Red came spinning out of the hole and rammed into the Koopatrol's stomach. As Red and the Koopatrol was sent soaring, Red started spinning faster on his stomach. You see that the Koopatrol armor was beginning to crack. Red rammed the Koopatrol into the steel wall, he then quickly popped out his shell and slammed his leg into the Koopatrol's stomach. The Koopatrol was sent bashing through the hard wall.
Red landed on the ground with a huge grin on his face. "Yea! Dudes! You were trying to jump a Koopa, but now you're all putting in your place…Which I mean…Through a wall. Heheheheh." Red said while laughing heartily. Suddenly by quick reflexes Red jumped out of the way from a sneak attack by the last Koopatrol. "Dude?! What's your problem?!" Red groaned annoyingly.
Koopatrol pulled out his lance and grabbed on it tightly. "You…You son of a bitch…" seethed the Koopatrol. "I will avenge my falling allies." he then started charging at Red, while holding onto his lance. "Now! DIEEEEEE!!" The Koopatrol then swung his lance, but Red dodged him by performing a perfect backwards-flip. "How dare you make a mockery outta me?!" grimaced the Koopatrol while chasing behind Red, while wildly swinging his lance. "You must not know who I am?! I am the lieutenant of the Elite Koopatrol Squadron! I won't let a lowly foot soldier make a fool outta me!!" he then lifted his lance up. "Feel the wraith of my Special Attack!" He then started spinning his lance at an extremely fast pace. "Whirring Thunder!!" Suddenly the lance was cloaked electricity and was now lilt up in a golden bright color. "GOOOOOO!! Send a thousand volts of electricity down his spine!!" he then tossed the lance at Red.
"DUDE!!" shrieked Red as he watched the electrified lance spin toward him like a Frisbee. "Dude, I've better do something, or I'm gonna be one cooked goose." Red then withdrew inside his shell, and spun toward the lance. "Eheheh…Dude am I a genius or what?" Soon as Red collided into the lance, he found himself getting electrocuted. "Aiyayayahaaa!!" he shrieked while getting sent airborne.
The lieutenant Koopatrol quickly grabbed the lance and leapt up behind Red. "What you did was admirable, but at the same time…stupid!" he then started hacking away on Red with the electrified lance.
Each time the Koopatrol struck Red with his lance, he could feel the volts of electricity getting sent down his body. "Uh…Urr…Errr…UHHHH!" Red grunted while grimacing in extreme agony.
"Now…Get out of my sight!" The Koopatrol then pulled his electrified lance back and then swung it downward smacking Red across the chin with it, Red was sent plunging down toward the ground. "Humph. The fool got exactly what he deserved." smirked the Koopatrol as he watched Red crashed into the ground.
"Uhh…Dude…Is it me or is my spine tingling." moaned Red. Red then noticed that the Koopatrol was starting to plummet down toward holding his lance in a downward position. "Dude…I've got to make a counterattack…"
"Die! You foolish fool!!" The Koopatrol was about to slam his lance down into Red's stomach, but at the last second Red dodged him by quickly spinning around him. "WHA?!" he angrily grunted while watching Red spinning behind him. "Ehehe…You really must be a fool, if you think attacking from the rear is a wise decision." The Koopatrol then tried pulling his lance out the ground, but it didn't budge. "WHAT?! NO!!"
"Dude! This looks like your lucky day! You get to have your shell handed to you by….none other than MEEEEE!!" Red then leapt up high in the air while still withdrawn inside his shell, he then came spinning downward on The lieutenant Koopatrol's head, dropping the Koopatrol completely through the ground. (I'm pretty sure you know what happen to him after that) "Huff…Haff…Dude…What a workout." panted Red while wiping sweat from his forehead.
"Ready, Yellow?" shouted Green while taking out three Koopatrol at once.
Yellow was spinning around five Koopatrol, he was moving so fast that the only thing you could see was a yellow blur. Yellow then quickly rammed into all the Koopatrol knocking them out with one hit. "Hehehehehe! Yep." giggled Yellow, landing next to Green.
Green and Yellow watched as about a dozen Koopatrol approached them. "Yellow! Let's use Koopa Bros. Burst!"
"Um…Ok…But isn't that attack more effective when all four us is doing it?" Yellow curiously asked.
"Yeah! But Black off being an idiot, and Red got his hands full, so it's gonna be just me and you." Green then turned facing the Koopatrol. "There's no need for you to fret about this, Yellow. These guys are nothing, but pansy dressed in fancy armor. Let's get to it."
"Um…Alright." giggled Yellow.
Green and Yellow then leapt high up in the air getting above all the remaining Koopatrol. "Alright, Yellow! Koopa Bros. Burst!!" Both Green and Yellow withdrew inside there shells, they then went charging down at the Koopatrol moving like bullets. Green and Yellow blurs were moving all around the cruiser ramming into countless Koopatrol knocking them every which away.
The last remaining Koopatrols fell motionless to the ground. "Alright!" cheered Yellow. "That's was so awesome, Green, I can't believe we took them out so easily." he giggled while landing to the ground.
Green landed on the ground right after Yellow. "I-I can't believe…Can't believe that you have so much energy left after that attack." he moaned barely catching his breath. "C'mon, Yellow. Let's get to Red." Green moaned while motion Yellow to follow him.
Green and Yellow quickly made it back to Red. "About time you dudes made it back here, I thought that those metal head guys had gotten the best of you." Red said while snickering.
"Wow, Red. Thanks for feeling concerned about us. Your kind words truly moved me." Green said sarcastically.
"Whatever, dude." Red said brushing Green off. "You can take your sarcasm and stick up your ass."
"I've got to say. I'm really impressed by you Koopas skills" Rusty said, getting all three of the NinjaKoopas attention. "I never would of thought that I would have to get involved in this battle. It's really a shame that all my subordinates are so weak." Rusty said while bring out his rusty old lance.
"Dude?? What're you suppose to be, there leader or something? And, what? Does that rusty old stick suppose to frighten us?!" snickered Red while giving Rusty the thumbs up.
Rusty just shook his head disappointedly as he faced Red. "So much potential, but your youthful arrogant blinds your own competent." he then faced Green and Yellow. "All of you. It's really a shame."
"Zip it, old dude!" huffed Red. "Your oldness shrouds your fuzzy…Um…Old person…Err…Olden. Outtadate brain?!" he then said while snapping his fingers. "YEAH! That's right! You're an old dude, with an out-of-date brain."
"Wow, Red, what a comeback. How long did it take you to come up with that 3, 4 months?" Green said while annoyingly staring at Red.
Rusty then sighed deeply while slowly walking in front of all three NinjaKoopas. "I really distaste fighting, but if means I have to protect this vessel from traitorous Koopas such as yourselves, then I'll fight with full force!" Rusty's old rusty lances then began transforming. "In the name of King Bowser! I sentences your traitors…To Death!" The lance then transformed into a giant axe with two blades at the tips. The blades were also lilt ablaze.
"…Dude…" uttered Red in sheer disbelief as he stare at ominously giant axe.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Dude! I don't want to play this game anymore." whimpered Yellow as he fell to his feet in tears.
"R-Red? I-I think w-we should start strategizing if we want to survive this ordeal we're in right now…" Green nervously muttered to Red.
"This… My friends, this is my ultimate weapon, The Flaming Axes." Rusty proudly boasted. "It even surpasses the Hammer that Mario possession." he then tightly griped his giant axe. "Many has fell to the mighty strength of my Flaming Axes. And I'm afraid the same will happen to you three today." Rusty then gently swung his huge axe, the Koopa Bros. were effortlessly pushed back by the sheer force of the axe itself.
"AHHHHHHHH!!" the three brothers screamed in unison as they were sent crashing through many steel walls.
"That was just a light swing, just think how much pain you'll be in if I actually made contact." Rusty calmly said staring through the hole the Koopa Bros. of three made. "Enough of this. I'm afraid I must make this quick." Rusty then seemed to just vanish.
The Koopa Bros. had just came through another steel wall, when Red noticed Rusty standing at the end of room. "WTF?! When did that old dude pass us?" muttered bewildered Red. Red then noticed how Rusty was beginning to lift his axe. "Dudes! Look sharp! He's getting ready to attack!"
Red and other Koopa Bros. then separated and went charging at Rusty from different direction. "Hmm…An interesting attack strategy, but I'm afraid…"
Red then tried ramming into Rusty, but Rusty effortlessly grabbed his shell, he then tossed him up like a baseball and swung his huge axe at him setting Red ablaze and also sending him flying toward Green. Red then collided into Green, both Koopas were stun and helplessly afloat in air. Rusty quickly got above both Koopas and then slammed his huge axe into them. Red and Green were sent plummeting to the ground below.
Rusty then landed on the ground. "…" But before Rusty could get a word out, Yellow tried attacking him behind, but anticipating this Rusty easily sidestepped him. "Disgraceful. I mean really, a sneak attack?! Do you have any honor?" Rusty then grabbed Yellow by the end part of his mask and slammed his axe into his face. The crybaby Koopa was sent skyrocketing across the airship and landed into a pile of unconscious Koopatrols.
"This is truly a sad scene. Even with the three of you attacking me at once, it's still not enough to stop me." sighed Rusty while looking at all three Koopa Bros. "No more. I will now take you out of your misery." he then pointed his axe at the Koopa Bros. and even at his own Koopatrol soldiers. "Blazing Inferno!" Huge amount of fire were beginning to be released from the tip of the axe. "All who apposes King Bowser or just seems to way him down deserve to be dispose of." Rusty calmly said while watching the flames cover the unconscious Koopatrol and Koopa Bros.
Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario and company had left the mall and were at Princess Peach's Castle relaxing.
"Um…Mario…Um…Why is Black still here?" whispered Peach in Mario's ear while nudging her head at Black, who was making faces at Baby Plum.
Mario just shrugged. "He thinks I'm the real Santa. As long I wear this Santa suit, you don't have to worry about him trying to attack us."
"Oh…So that's why you're still wearing that suit." said Peach. "I was gonna tell you that Christmas had been left, and that you look like an idiot." chuckled Peach.
Mario just groaned while rubbing his forehead. "Uhh…Mama-Mia…"
Suddenly Koopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros, Magikoopa, etc, started bursting inside Peach's throne room knocking and throwing thing over.
"Wahhhh!!" shrieked Luigi as he hid behind a chair. "What's going on? Why are Bowser's minions swarming the palace?"
"I can give you one guess." sighed Mario out of annoyance.
Kamek then came slowly floating in the room and started blasting magical blocks out of his wand turning statues of Mario & Luigi into Bowser statues. "HEY!!" Both Mario & Luigi angrily shouted.
"Now introducing, the greatest evil of The Mushroom Kingdom, your future ruler, The Evil Extraordinary Omega King of Koopa, Bowser!" Kamek said unenthusiastically.
"GRAHAHAHAHA!! Hold your applauses underlings." Bowser chortled heartily while storming into Peach's throne room. "Well, hello there, Mario!" he said mockingly. "Aren't you glad to see me again? It's been awhile since I had a chance to violate you! GRAHAHAHA!"
"DAMNNNNN!! It's B-B-B-Bowser!!" Black uttered in sheer stupidity.
"Bowser!" seethed Mario as he bald up his fist. "So it was you who sent the Koopa Bros. to fight us in the mall. You FIEND!!" yelled Mario.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Marifool!!" Bowser then looked over to Peach and did a sinister grin. "GRAHAHAHA!! But I'm pretty sure you know what I'm after…GRAHAHAHA!!"
A/N: Can you believe I wrote this in one day?
Up Next: I'm for real too, Goomboss Da Boss!
