A/N: *drumroll*

It's a update, surprise! *throws confetti* This is about 2000+ words. I'll make the next one longer, if possible.

Yeah, I'm lame. No need to rub salt in the wound

Oh and uh, this story is rated T for a reason. If you don't understand, read on. You'll get why later.


Percy's POV

"Mom! I'm home!" I say as I open the apartment door

"Percy! Your back, and earlier as I had expected. I'm in the kitchen" Mom says. I could smell a batch of cookies being made.

I turn to the 10 demigods behind me, "Come in guys"

Annabeth goes and enters the kitchen. Some plop down on the couch while other just stood there.

"No stealing" I glare at the Stoll brothers. who were looking around with a glint in their eyes that they have whenever they are planning to steal something.

"Why would we do such a thing, Percy?" Travis says, grinning mischievously.

"It's in your nature" Katie answers.

"Love you too"

"Too bad I don't"

"Ouch, Katie. That hurts"

"Good"

Jason chuckles at the quarrel. "So, this is your house"

I smile, running over to turn down my baby pictures, "Yeah. This is my sanctuary"

"It's a miracle it's still in one piece. You know, with Percy living in it" Thalia smiles, "Even Camp Half-Blood is wrecked, and you only stay there for months"

I stick out my tongue at her, then my mom exits the kitchen and hugs me. "You're quite early" she says. I hug back.

She releases and turns to the others, who were a bit uncomfortable.

"So, you guys needed a place to crash?" Mom smiles

"Yes" Leo grins

"Remember Leo, Travis and Connor, Crash is only an expression" Malcolm says, glaring at the said people.

My mom laughs, "Follow me" and heads towards the hallway where the guestrooms were. They follow Mom into the hallways.

"Now, this would be Thalia's room..." Mom's voice fades.

I walk in the kitchen, trying to get some cookies. When I walked in, Annabeth was there, cleaning the counter.

"Cookies?" I ask. She turns to me and smiles, "No cookies for you. You'll have cavities"

"I defeated Kronos and Gaea's army. I'm not scared of cavities" I say

"Yeah, right. I'm sure that is what you'll be saying at the dentist"

"I am sure! I'll brush my teeth after"

"Percy, you know that I know that you usually forget to brush your teeth whenever you'll have a snack after dinner"

I walk over her and wrap my hands around her waist, "You know me too well" I whisper.

She raises her eyebrow, "Well enough to make me your worst enemy" she smiles

"But you're not my enemy. You're my girlfriend. And I intend in staying it that way"

"So, I'm going to be your girlfriend forever?"

"Uh..." Great. Look what you have yourself into, Perseus. The only way of escaping this is telling her that you have an intention of marrying her, and that'll be WAY awkward. Especially that both of you aren't even legal adults yet.

Annabeth laughs, "I'm kidding, Seaweed Brain. You should have seen your face."

"You're mean" I pout.

"No, I'm just teasing. You're immature"

"Nope, I love you"

"Cheesy, but I like it" she grins. I kiss her, her warm lips cooling mine.

She wraps her hands around my neck and kisses me with more passion. I pull her up the counter and she wraps her legs around my waist, pulling me closer.

Her hand runs through my hair and I grip her hips tightly. Gods, I think I'm about to explode.

No, Percy. Don't you dare lose yourself now. You can't pay for the expenses of fixing the pipes of the whole building.

"Where are the coo- OH MY GODS!" Thalia exclaims

We pull apart and look at our favorite Hunter, who was practically paralyzed. Her eyes were wide and she had a horrific expression on her face.

Of course she has, she saw two of her bestfriends making out in the kitchen. That'll be weird, especially since she'll be an eternal maiden.

"Hey Thalia" Annabeth blushes, fixing her hair. I fix mine also.

Thalia replied with a nod, but she still had the same expression on her face. She takes a deep breath and points at us.

"I'm going to forget I saw you two in the kitchen. I'm even going to forget deciding to go near the kitchen. Bye" she walks away, grumbling about she cannot unsee what we were done and it will scar her for the rest of her immortal life.

Annabeth plops down from the counter and fixes her clothes, "Well, at least it wasn't Aunt Sally" she says

My mind went racing at the thought of Mom catching me and Annabeth making out. "Oh Gods. You're right. I don't think I'll survive The Talk"

Annabeth rolls her eyes, "Come on, Seaweed Brain, before any more of your guests see us kissing again"

Thalia's POV

Oh. my. gods.

I am now scarred.

I just saw my best friend and cousin making out.

Annabeth was on the counter, her shirt had ridden up.

Percy's shirt had ridden up also. His hair tangles with Annabeth's fingers.

They were eating each other's face off. Gross.

I'm glad that Nico wasn't there, or else I would have been bombarded with sensitive questions. Like, "Where do babies come from?" and "How do women get pregnant" and "What happens in sex?"

Oh gods! I couldn't imagine!

You see, Nico has a knack of getting deep into the scene.

One time, he had accidentally shadow-traveled into a SexEd class and they were having a slideshow about the parts. Yes, that guy knows when to barge in at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Since his tiny brain didn't understand anything, he went to the only girl who was available and sure that she won't kill him: me.

So, the whole day, he was asking: "What are ovaries?" Hated that one. Didn't answer him.

"What is a sperm?" That's a thing that I wouldn't dare go inside me.

"Explain the menstrual cycle?" No way, DeathBoy! Too complicated, even for me.

"What happens in the womb?" Don't know, dude. I forgot my experience in that place,

and my favorite:"What is a vagina?" I was ready to bury myself in snow and freeze myself to death, but I vetoed the idea because Nico would still see me in the afterlife. *groans in defeat*

When I took a turn, I bump into Piper.

"Oof" she says, falling to the ground. She quickly stands up.

"Sorry Pipes" I say, brushing of my jeans.

"It's okay. I was just looking for Annabeth"

"Uh, she's kinda busy now..."

Piper gives me a puzzled look, then smirks, "You walked in during one of Annabeth and Percy's make out sessions, haven't you?". I nod.

"No wonder you were pale! You and Jason have the same reaction" Piper laughs.

"He walked in one of their make out sessions? When? How? Why?" I ask, getting in the details. Hey, this could be great blackmail material.

"Well, let's see. It was the day when we had returned to camp, after the great Prophecy. Percy had borrowed one of Jason shirts and Jason wanted it back. Jason isn't much of a door knocker, so he barged inside. The door wasn't locked either. When he walked in, Percy and Annabeth were on Percy's bed, half-naked." Piper laughs

"And he told you this?" I ask

"Nope. I was there. Jason wanted company and Leo wasn't around. Frank and Hazel were given a tour by Nico and well, our favorite couple were busy. Plus, we talked about...things."

I laugh, "Oh, things, eh. What was his expression when he saw the two making out?"

"I think it was, 'OH MY GODS!' and his body had sparked a bit. I think he was paralyzed for a moment" Piper smile. She even deepened her voice to make it sound like Jason's.

"Well, at least we need no more proof that Jason and I are siblings" I grin

"What are you guys talking about?" Jason asks. I turn around to see him walking towards us.

"Oh nothing, just your reaction when you walked in on the make out session of Camp Half-Blood's dynamic couple" I laugh.

Jason's eyes widen, and he turn to Piper, "You promised not to tell anyone"

"Oopsie."she smiles, "but Thalia also walked in on their make-out session earlier today, so I think it's okay to share it to her. Besides, she is your sister"

"Yeah, bro" I smile at Jason, "I know the traumatizing moment you have seen. No need to be embarrassed"

Jason rolls his eyes, "Well, if you say so. But Piper's reaction was funnier. She went full-on 'daughter of Aphrodite' mode. She was squealing and jumping up and down, clapping her hands. She was saying something like, 'Oh my gods! It's so adorable! I wish I had a camera, or a camcorder! Too bad my siblings weren't here to see this.'" he raises the pitch of his voice to impersonate Piper. He was also jumping up and down, clapping his hands and doing the hand gestures she had probably did.

"I did not!" Piper exclaims, "I think that was your imagination"

"So, I imagined you screaming in my ear. That's a bad imagination"

I roll my eyes and leave them before they go sucking each others mouths.

I go in my room, which I have decorated myself. Sally didn't even move one thing. That's nice of her. I change into my pajamas and go to sleep.

Connor's POV

We creep up towards the rooms, a bag of tricks slung over our shoulders.

"Dude, are you sure we wouldn't get caught?" Leo asks Travis.

"Yeah, so keep quiet" Travis whispers back. "I mean, who'd be awake in one in the morning?"

"I don't know. Nico?"

"Here" I say, pointing up to the door that had a sign that reads "Katie". Oh, this is gonna be fun.

"I don't know, man. I think I'm going to back out. I don't want to face the other's wrath, especially Piper's" Leo says.

"Sure, go ahead. We'll be having all the fun" I say. He leaves and goes back to his room.

I slowly open the door, making sure Katie is still asleep. I signal the two forward, and they went in.

"You got the stuff?" Travis asks me

"Yeah, I got the stuff!" I whisper. I open the bag filled with fake plants painted with polka dots, strips, checkers, and...well, you understand. We decorate them all around the room and hid Katie's plants under her bed. Travis takes some soil and sprinkle it around the room and on Katie's bed.

"One down" I say. "8 to go" Travis finishes.


Piper's POV

I was running. My body shouted in pain as I continue to run.

"Come here, demigod! You good to eat!" the giant behind me says.

"Help!" I shout. No one was there. Katoptris is gone. There was no way out.

Suddenly, the giant got hold of my hair. He opened his mouth and-

"Wake up!" Sally knocks on my door. My eyes fly open and I find myself in the guestroom. I stood up and opened the door, Sally was there, outside.

She opens her mouth to say something, but she closes her mouth, stifling a laugh.

"What's wrong. Do I look horrible?" I ask. I know I look bad whenever I get out of bed, but to the point of laughter? I don't think so.

"Look...look in a mirror, dear. There is something on your face. And head down to the kitchen, breakfast is ready"

I nod and went into the bathroom in the guestroom. I found a mirror and I saw my reflection.

"STOLLS!" I shout.


Nico's POV

"Whoa. slow down, Percy." I say as Percy digs in his waffles.

"Shut up, Nico" he says.

I roll my eyes and continue eating. Thalia props up her feet on the table, making me lose my appetite.

"Where are the others? I'm not an early bird, you know" she says.

"We know you're not an early bird. You're the last one to arrive in the mess hall during breakfast at Camp. And you look horrible when you arrive." Annabeth says.

"Yeah, and when you go and sit at the Zeus table, you end up falling face-first on the food, snoring." Percy says

"Sometimes, a Hunter has to go up and wake you up. And they have to debate on who is going" I say.

"Yeah, yeah, you know me and my sleeping habits. Now, where are the others?" Thalia says.

"Travis! Connor!" Katie screams

"Stolls!" Jason shouts.

"Travis!" Malcolm shouts

"Connor!" Leo shouts.

"STOLLS!" Piper's voice screams

I shook my head, "Well, that'll wake everybody up. Piper's was the loudest."

To prove my point, Paul barges in the kitchen, "What happened?". His hair was a rat's nest and he looks like he just got out of bed.

"The Stolls" we answer.

"Oh, the pranksters" he says, and fixes his hair, "Well, I hope they'll learn their lesson"

Thalia laughs, "They'll never learn their lesson. Chiron had given them kitchen duty for a whole month for dipping in the hands of the Hypnos campers in warm water when they were asleep. The next month, they did it on the Apollo cabin while they were asleep. There is no hope for them"

Paul nods in defeat and makes himself a cup of coffee. Just then, the Stolls run in the kitchen, being trailed by an angry Piper, whose face was caked in enough make up to covered an elephant.

"Hide us!" Connor says

"She's a devil!" Travis says. The brother hid between me and Percy. I got a good look at Piper's face, and I was in hysterics. Everybody was laughing also.

"Stolls, come here and let me beat you up" she charmspeaks

the Stolls, involuntarily, stood up and went to Piper. When they were already near, Piper punched them in the guts. She takes a table napkin and wipes her face.

"I'll go take a bath" she says and walk out.

"Good" Travis squeaks, clutching his stomach.

"Take your time"Connor mutters, his face on the floor.

The others began arriving, awoken by Piper.

"You'll never learn your lesson, do you?" Katie says.

Leo walk up to them, "I told you you'd feel the wrath. Piper is not a girl to be messed with, especially since she has charmspeak. And seriously? Covering my room with soot?"

"Why did you paint my room with lighting and cover it with black cottons?" Jason says, plucking out a cotton ball from his hair.

"Too make an impression of the sky during a storm" Connor groans in pain

"Why did you kill my plants?" Katie says

"We didn't kill them" Travis says

"Why did you cover my room with paper?" Malcolm says

"Yes, why did you cover mine too?" Annabeth asks.

"We thought you needed scratch paper for all those solutions" Travis says

"Well, why did you spray paint the word 'Aquaman' on my wall?" Percy asks

"You are Aquaman, but more awesome and more deadly" Connor says. Percy seems to like that answer

"Then why did you doodle on my posters and painted almost all of my rock shirts into yellow?" Thalia glares

" Can't answer. Pain too much to handle now" Travis says. I have a feeling that the explanation will get him killed.

"I think you can answer why you decorated my room with stuffed unicorns" I glare

"You're WAY to emo as a kid!" Connor says.

Sally walks in, and was taken aback a bit from the scene. "Well, you guys should get ready. You still have school"