8. It's Your Fucking Nightmare

Sorry for the wait. I swear I will finish this story, hopefully by Halloween! Anyway enjoy and remember to review!


Ichigo...Ichigo wake up! Wake up Ichigo...

Ichigo...

The incessant noise was getting annoying. The young man wished to strike out and make the irritating alarm go to sleep. Alas, he could not move. His eyelids felt heavier than sandbags and remained drooped down, trapping him within a world of perpetual darkness.

Ichigo! Ichigo!

More voices joined the choir, chanting his name like an occult mantra. He wanted to silence them all but he still couldn't move. Still couldn't open his eyes. Was he dead? Was this what if felt like?

Ichigo...

Were these the voices of angels? If so then they are a complete let-down. They were more annoying than flies in summer. He wished they would just shut up and leave him alone. Wasn't dying bad enough?

That's it! There is no other way...

Huh? What did that mean? What were they talking abou-

Something cold pushed its way through his lips and into his mouth. Soft lips pressed down against his and the invading tongue snaked it way around as if it were searching for treasure. Ichigo's eyes shot wide open and still all he could see was black, though now it shined slightly. That was odd...

"Hey! Hey! That's not how you resuscitate someone! Stop it!" That was Tatsuki's voice. Strong hands clasped around whatever was pinning Ichigo down and dragged it away. Ichigo spluttered like a broken down car and stared at the one that had attacked him.

Rukia stared back with an innocent gleam in her eyes, like a child waiting to be praised. Silence seemed to stretch on for some time until Ichigo's cheeks burned bright red and he screamed.

"W-w-what? What the hell were you doing to me?" Ichigo cried.

Rukia didn't even blush. She just smiled sweetly and explained, "You were unconscious, so I had to perform CPR!"

Tatsuki giggled and Inoue blushed. The former patted Rukia on the head as if she were a puppy and chuckled, "That wasn't CPR...But at least you tried."

"Don't encourage her!" Ichigo snapped.

"Oh come on, I'm sure you enjoyed it!" Tatsuki said while rolling her eyes.

"Sh-Shut up!" the rosy-cheeked boy stammered.

Rukia still had a triumphant little smile on her face unaware of what she had done wrong. While everyone laughed at Ichigo it soon dawned on them that last they remembered they had been drugged.

Suddenly they all fell silent and cautiously checked their surroundings. They were still inside...But this place was different. It wasn't the huge lounge room they were in before. Now it was...Well...It was a doll house.

"The fuck happened here?" Tatsuki asked, disgusted at the gigantic plush toys that lined the walls like sentry guards.

Rukia however did not share her animosity and was rather overjoyed to see the giant stuffed bunnies and teddy bears. She squealed with delight and raced off towards a large fluffy bunny. The others just watched on, dumbfounded at the unusual location and just because Rukia is so cute when she's having fun...

The scantily clad devil pounced on the bunny and constricted it with her arms, suffocating the poor thing (If it was alive of course...) The young shinigami girl laughed and cried as she rolled around in the bunny's soft furry belly. Its big droopy arms fell over her in a lazy hug and she just cried more. She didn't even notice the arms as they slowly tightened around her into a painful bear hug.

Rukia delightful laugher was cut short as she let out a pained gasp. Her eyes went wide and she began beating her fists against the furry creature in a feeble attempt to free herself.

"Rukia! What's wrong?"

She couldn't answer, the air squeezed out of her. Her cheeks turned pale and her eyes became unfocused. Her fists stop beating against the demon bunny's hide and her head rocked forward to rest against him.

The bunny's beady black eyes still looked as soulless and empty as ever but its sweet stitched smile had now parted to reveal dripping fangs.

"What the Hell is this?" Ichigo roared, backing away nervously, only to bump into a possessed teddy bear. He quickly spun on his heels and dealt a lightning fast round-house kick straight to its centre mass. The demon teddy stumbled backwards but quickly regained its footing and charged again. Ichigo leapt high into the air and prepared to punch through the monster's deceptively cute face but a heavy paw slammed into him and knocked him straight to the ground. Ichigo coughed up blood as he hit the ground with enough force to turn a limousine into a compact. The floor under him split apart and a crater was all that was left.

The monster took two thunderous steps forward until it was towering over its prey. Ichigo tried to stand but he simply fell back down again. He was trapped, helpless. He was going to die...From a fucking teddy bear!

A great fluffy paw raised high into the air and out of nowhere, wicked talons sprouted out in all directions. Ichigo's eyes narrowed and he let out a pitiful squeal. This was it! This really was it! He was going to die!

The teddy roared and its paw came crashing down, but it never hit its mark. A blur of movement crossed Ichigo's field of vision and in a matter of seconds an eruption of white cotton exploded out of the bear's chest cavity. It screamed in inhuman agony and staggered about clawing away at something. Ichigo over-heard a fearsome war-cry from none other than Tatsuki Arisawa.

The tough biker/Goth girl leapt high into the air and dealt out a flying round-house kick, straight to the monster's mutilated face. The huge teddy bear was sent hurtling through the air only to land in a heap and never to rise again.

The warrior woman helped Ichigo up and flashed a murderous grin. "Come on Ichigo! Aren't you supposed to be the man? Let's waste these fluffy fuckers!"

Ichigo nodded and together they raced off, fighting off against the legion of demonically possessed plushies.


A blood-drunk Tatsuki was truly a terrifying sight to behold. Her face contorted in a sickening inhuman grin and here yes bulged so far they almost popped out of her head. She laughed like a complete psychopath as she tore the cotton stuffing out of her prey. She tore fluffy ears off and used them as clubs, tore limb from limb, disembowelled giant bunnies with her teeth, and even unwound the stitching on an unlucky few so that their bodies would fall apart in an avalanche of cotton viscera.

Inoue seemed to be just as disturbed by the death of toys as she was of people since she was curled up on the ground sobbing and vomiting. Perhaps she was imagining Tatsuki fighting against real people. Such would be a grisly sight and surely one none would dare to watch for fear of their own sanity.

In a matter of minutes Tatsuki stood atop a pile of cute and cuddly corpses. She raised a dead bunny's head high and roared to the heavens.

The final opponent remained, the evil bunny which still held Rukia in his deadly vice-like grip. Tatsuki moved to slay her final foe, but Ichigo signalled for her to back down.

"No," he snarled, "This one is mine!"

Tatsuki bowed to her comrade and stepped aside to enjoy the final glorious um...cotton bath? (It just isn't the same is it?)

The demon bunny threw Rukia aside and growled at its new found opponent. The two had a silent stand-off, not a sound and not even a single breath. Even the bystanders held their breath in anticipation.

The two roared like wild beasts and charged head on, their battle cries culminating in a fearsome maelstrom of sound. The two clashed and continued running straight past each other. The two stopped several paces past one another, still hunched over in fighting stances. They fell silent and did not move from their positions, a cold breeze wafting through the open window.

Ichigo straightened up and spat out a ball of cotton. He closed his eyes and strolled off while the demon bunny split apart and exploded in a rain of fluffy clouds of cotton.

The triumphant youngsters regrouped and stared morosely at the carnage before them. For a moment they said nothing, words escaping them. But then, the brave young warrior, Ichigo Kurosaki raised his head.

"Ok...What the fuck just happened?"


Oh the suspense! Just two more days to Halloween! Time is running out! Will I make it in time? Oh...And uh...These guys are in a pinch as well.

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