Authorsnote:Ok, I am so sorry that it's taken so long for me to update! I don't have internet at home and my grandparents were away so I didn't have access to a computer. And also I had a little trouble with my USB but it's all good now. Don't be alarmed by the title. This is not smut. I cannot write smut, let alone straight smut. Usually I write about gay guys, so erm, yeah, this chapter isn't smut or smut related…

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The First Time

When Abby walked into the bullpen one Friday morning, she was met with the sight of the side of McGee's head being squished into the table by Tony's arm. Both men were covered in bruises and tiny cuts.

"Come on Probie! Toughen up!" Tony's voice was harsh.

"Get off me!" was the answer from the shorter male, who was trying in vain to get away from the senior field agent.

"Tony!" Abby yelled sharply, stalking over to them, the chains on her skirt clinking together as she walked.

Both men jumped violently and DiNozzo leapt away from McGee.

"Abby…" Tony rubbed the back of his neck ashamedly.

"Come with me Timmy…" Abby spoke softly as she narrowed her eyes at the older male as she led her friend away.

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Back in the lab, Abby sat McGee down at her desk, holding ice over the swelling on one of his eyes.

"What I don't understand is why you did it! You're supposed to be friends! You're supposed to be a team!"

"We are Abs! It's just… tension's been building for a while… We had it coming, really." McGee sighed, "I'm actually surprised that this hasn't happened sooner…"

"Why did it go over the top this time?" Abby perched on the arm of McGee's chair.

"Because I threatened to tell Ziva about the first time he shot at someone…"

"Why did he get mad about that? He didn't wet his pants or anything did he?" When McGee was silent, Abby's eyes widened, "You're kidding me? Tony? Seriously?"

"Uh, yeah… But please don't tell him you found out! Please!"

"I won't tell him Timmy, I promise," Abby ruffled McGee's hair.

"Not tell who what?" Tony stepped into the lab.

"Nothing, just that you peed yourself the first time you shot at someone," Abby shrugged her shoulders and McGee's eyes flashed dangerously.

"Abby…"