Chapter 8

Alan – You are not to lead the pack down the halls of Castle Ostia. You've never been here and you keep getting us lost.

Astol – I can't believe I have to say this to another thief, but you cannot keep the treasures you find for yourself. Even if we're in the castle where you are employed. Especially not then! This is a team effort!

Barth – We don't have time for you to scold every traitor that attacks us.

Bors – Don't worry, we promise we won't kill every enemy while waiting for you to catch up. We'll leave a couple, okay?

Chad – You are insane if you think you're going to ask Lady Lilina for money for freeing her. You didn't even unlock her cell door. No, not even if she offers….milady! Put your change purse away!

Clarine – I insist, Lady Lilina is not trying to copy you by "being royality and being cute". Please don't terrorize her now.

Dieck – Oujay will not be your protégé.

Dorothy – There is no need to apologize to soldiers you shoot. They attacked us first, and we need to seize the castle back.

Elen – Rutger is not the dark lord Satan and Clarine is not his unholy mistress. Please consider taking time to rest and relax your nerves. We need at least one healer to be sane.

Lance – I don't think it's a good use of your time to trick enemies using riddles and tongue twisters. Sure they may be book dumb, but they certainly don't mind aiming for your throat.

Lilina – Milady, Marcus does not need another lord asking him to kill everything for you. You need to exercise your magic skills yourself.

Lot – Stop with the excuses, the fact of the matter is, that thief managed to steal your vulnerary pouch. How he stole your shoes too, I don't know.

Lugh – You and Lady Lilina may not switch hats.

Marcus – You know, your mount could've picked up some of the people who are forced to walk.

Noah – I would advise you stay far away from Lady Clarine. She does not need another doormat in her midst.

Oujay – Please, for all that is holy, do not start copying Dieck. We do not need another him in our ranks.

Roy – Where did you get that thunder tome you gave to Lady Lilina? ….Forget it, I'd rather not know.

Rutger – Debating whether or not you should kill the bleeding to death archer was cruel, especially when you changed your mind at the last second and stabbed him anyway.

Saul – Declaring Dorothy defend you out of the "whim of God" is abusing your rank, don't you think? Don't make me tell Bishop Yodel.

Shanna – Lady Lilina is not your rival just because she also has blue hair and fancies Master Roy as well. Put the lance down.

Sue – Using your arrow points to pick locks only breaks them.

Treck – I would advise you stay far away from Lady Clarine. She does not need another doormat in her midst.

Ward – No you shall not streak to blind our enemies and distract them. Some of us prefer using our eyeballs.

Wendy - Your idea for a knight triangle attack seems to work well, the only problem is the enemies only found it cute once and wasted no time attacking the three of you when you finished off that cavalier.

Wolt – Cease your singing this instant.

Zealot – I recommend you stay heavily involved in our battles, as you are one of the few people in this army that isn't arrogant, psychotic, idiotic, perverted, or a deviant. Please.