Polar is back!

First of all, I want to apologise to everyone who has been waiting for this next chapter. I was gone for over a week and I couldn't write anything. When I got back, I wasn't in the mood to write. But, it's here now, and I do hope you enjoy it.

This story currently has 46 reviews, which I think is good.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. That honour goes to Eiichiro Oda

Enjoy.


Classical Melodies

Narrator Productions Presents!

The Notorious Peril of Nami!

"Morning" began to play in the background as the light shinning from the sun began to illuminate the large Victorian style mansion, surrounded by a grassy lawn. The front of the mansion on the at the bottom of the three story building, was a low staircase that led to the front beautifully carved wooden double doors, with a triangular shaped porch attached to roofed veranda's from either side, that was built around the rest of the front of the mansion. Said veranda's on either side were right angled from the front. The porch served also as a balcony that could be entered through three vertically rectangular with semi-circular top windows.

While the far left of the Mansion had a two story circular tower, with six of the same type of windows on the second floor, rectangular window's on the first and a circular dome at the top with a curved spike sticking out the top. The far right had a rectangular front with triangular roof. The font of it also has a curved wall, resubliming the tower on the left.

While the third floor mainly consisted of two parallel triangular roof's, it did have two other rooms at the top. One was at the very front that was shaped like a cube with four (two in front and one at either side) smaller windows with gothic arches, and a curved pyramid with the top gone, leaving behind a square platform with railings.

The other room at the top was at the back of the house. This was a circular room, with another dome on the top and a balcony facing the wide and large back yard. Within the room was a large comfortable bed where the fair Nami was currently starting to wake from her peaceful slumber. While gracefully getting out of the covers of her bed, revealing her lovely ankle length dressing gown and long wavy hair, she yawned and stretched and walked to the window through the dark room. She speeded the decorated blinds, letting the suns radiance show her beautiful form and reveal to her, that everything was black and white.

The revelation caused her to gasp, only to realize as she put her hand to her throat that she couldn't speak. She then started to glare at me?

"This is not my fault." I told her, "After Whitebe..."

"THAT'S PRINCIPLE WHITEBEARD!" Principle Whitebeard yelled from the last chapter.

"...Principle Whitebeard managed break the fourth wall, he distorted my narration." I explained to her.

Nami however, folded her arms below her breasts and tapped her foot. I read what she was saying to me, "When will this inconvenient peril transpire?"

"I'm sure I'll get the problem solved in a few chapters, but until then, your just going to have to follow my current narration."

With that said, Nami shrugged and went to her closet to try to find something to wear. As she inspected the contents of the closet, she turned back around and started looking at me. She then began to glare? And make a shooing motion with her hand?

"What?"

Nami turned around with a angry glare and pointed to the door.

"I can't leave, I have to describe what you will be wearing."

Nami pointed to the door again.

"You know, the longer this takes, the more of the chapter your going to waste."

Nami pointed to the door yet again.

"But..."

*Point*

"...I..."

*Point*

"...can't you just cuaporate!" I yelled at her in frustration.

Nami gave me a happy smile with Beri signs in her eyes and extended her right arm towards me.

"I shouldn't have to pay Beri!"

She rested her hands on her hips in a 'Why not?' gesture.

"Because, I'm The Narrator!" I said proudly.

*Point*

"DAAAAAAAAA, your unreasonable even without your voice!" I complained as I shifted to the next scene.

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Meanwhile, at the entrance of the mansion, "Night on Bald Mountain" began to play as the Mistress of the mansion's butler Kuro is about to meat with a acquaintance of his. A man wearing a suit, heart shaped sunglasses and a top hat, came from the side of the building to meat Kuro. The two greeted and went to the side of the mansion to discuss with each other in private. During the conversation, the man waves his arms around in a hectic motion while Kuro calmly explains things with composed motions of his right finger.

Kuro's lines read: "Now Jango, the mistress's father has not much time left in this world and because the mistress is unwilling to marry as of yet, he will keep his fortune in my hands, his loyal servant."

"Make the mistress 'disappear' permanently, keeping suspicion away from me, and I will share pay you handsomely for your services."

Jango saluted and went on his way.

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Nami now dressed in her maid uniform, which consisted of a ankle length skirt and a apron that was tied from around her neck and waist and hanged a little above the hem of her skirt, walked down the stairs, while "Spring" played in the background and was happily greeted by Miss Kaya, the mistress of the house, who was currently having a cup of tea in the living room. Kaya was wearing a she was wearing a bright tea gown with a dark ankle length opened coat.

They made pleasant chatter until, they both gave me a questionable look? While Kaya was speaking to me, I went to read what she was saying.

"If I am mistress of this household and Miss Nami is my maid, then why was she slumbering in my sleeping quarters?"

"Well... I... um... I TOLD YOU MY NARRATION WAS OFF!"

Nami says something to Miss Kaya, causing both of them to start giggling? I read what she just said.

"It would appear that the narrator, was in quite the haste to finish this unexpected chapter of this unique peace of fiction."

"I DID NOT!.. haste?.. Oh for get it, this is a chapter that I, The Narrator wrote, so it's bound to be awesome!" I then noticed they were chatting amongst themselves, IGNORING ME!

I looked to find that Nami was extending her arm out a bit to Kaya, and gave her a questioning gesture. I read what she said.

"Miss Kaya, if it isn't too much of a bother, may I please try on some of your expensive dresses?"

Miss Kaya gave Nami a note full nod, making Nami put both their hands together in a excited gesture.

With that said, they both got up and left the room, STILL IGNORING ME!

"SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE NARRATOR!"

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Back at Miss Kaya's bedroom, Nami was trying out one of her dresses. She had on a lovely black dress, with the bell shaped skirt long enough to cover her matching high heels, and a low neckline that showed her well endowed breasts, with straps folded beside her shoulders. Along with that, she also wore black opera gloves that was worn over her elbows and had her hair tied in a pony tail with a black ribbon.

Kaya had also gotten changed and put on Nami's maid uniform. Nami did a light twirl to show off the dress to Kaya and the two talked some more. They even playfully pretended Nami was the mistress instead.

Suddenly, "Smooth Criminal" began to play as Jango moon walks away from the window and towards the women. He then proceeds to grab Nami's arm, causing the two of them to gasp and cover their mouths.

Nami began to say something in a panic, as shown in frightened face and distressed gestures as she took a step back and continued to keep her hand close to her mouth. She then looks towards me with a glare for a second before yelling at me, for some reason. I read what she said.

"Oh no, this fiend has grasped me firmly by the arm, which therefore makes me his captive!.."

"...This piece of literature is unruly ludicrous, even by your unimaginable standards!"

"HEY!" I yelled at her in fury.

While I was reading that though, Jango had proceeded to tie Nami's arms behind her back, her ankles together and was currently tying a white cloth over her mouth and nose and knotted it around her head but under her hair which, considering you can't hear them anyway, you will have to presume will keep her silent.

After doing the same to Kaya, Jango hosted Nami up on his shoulder and ran off.

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Meanwhile, a ship with a lion like figure head with a sun flower main, as well as a skull and cross bone on the sails, was heading to port. All the while, "Bourree in E" was playing.

At the back of the figure head, you could see a man hearing a straw hat. He was also wearing dark tights, with matching tight fitting boots. He also wore a white button up shirt with a dark waistcoat over it, and a dark wide frilly necktie tucked under the shirt. And just to complete the outfit, he has a dark captain worthy long coat over his shoulders, with shiny shoulder pads.

While a large man was stirring the helm, a woman, child and skeleton were playing the current background music in a fast paste, as a man with a long nose began to sing and dance. His lyrics read:

"Can you see he's the man,"

"Let me hear your riots,"

"He is more than the man,"

"He's the king of pirates!"

The long nose man dances and sings more to "Fur Elise", and was played with a similar paste. The straw hat man smiles at his antics, as he prances around, constantly pointing at the Captain for emphasis, but then raises his eyebrow as the long nosed man pointed at himself proudly. He sang:

"If only you could see,"

"This man, in action,"

"and with passion,"

"you would be in aw,"

"as you drop your jaw,"

"for he's against the law,

"as marines saw,"

"he declared war,"

"on the world for,"

"for stealing his friends,

"and made them bend,"

"but if you want to know a secret,"

"it was I Captain Ussop,"

"who taught him everything he now knooooows!"

Keeping with the paste, "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik", begins to play as the young Captain looks up at his bandana wearing first mate, who is on the crows nest with a telescope, as he started yelling at the straw hat man and pointing to the distance. suddenly jumped off of the ship. He runs to the docks, grabs a horse and runs in the direction his first mate pointed to. While all this was happening, Ussop continued.

"You... better... hope your not a little pussy,

"For HE... is the famed Monkey D Luffy,"

"hobbies include kicking asses,"

"kicking bad peoples asses ,"

"kicking bad peoples asses ,"

"kicking asses,"

"To other pirates, marines, the government or any one else who torments his Nakama~!"

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"Danse Macabre" played as Jango carried Nami to a rail road track. Jango forced the struggling Nami to lie down on to of the rail road track and proceeded to tie her to it. Despite Nami's struggles, she was at the mercy to whatever this man had in store for her. Jango then laughed boastfuly and points to the distance of the rail road. Nami's eyes widen and she begins to struggle harder in panic.

"Do not fret young Mistress, you will not be struggling for long, for in a few short minutes, the train will be ready to release you from your current predicament!"

Suddenly, a young man, wearing a suit and had one eye covered by his hair, came. He gave a viscous pointed finger to Jango and then points his thumb at himself before pointing his finger in the air determindly.

"Stop you fiend, for I, Sanji, shall rescue my lovely Miss Nami from this distressful situation you have forcefully put upon her!"

Sanji jumps up in the air and attempts to kick Jango, only to fall into the sea.

Jango scratches his head in comfusion, before shrugging and intending to walk away. That is until a man riding a horse comes to block his path. Luffy jumps down from the horse and points his finger at Jango.

"You shall pay dearly for threatening my navigator, I shall kick your posterior!"

In response, Jango brought out a pair of chakrams and ran forward to attack Luffy. Luffy however dodges his swift cut and counter attacks with a punch to the face, sending Jango to the ground. Jango throughs his chakrams towards Luffy and takes out another pair to attack him with, while Luffy dodges the flying progestiles, ducks under Jangos scissor slice and punches him hard in the stomack. The wind is forced out of Jango, who sinks to the floor in pain.

Jango tries to get up again, but Luffy makes good with his threat and kicks him hard on the butt and Jango lands face first on the ground, quivering in pain.

With "Canon in D" now playing, Luffy looks to the tied down Nami, who was still struggling in her binding, and then noticed a train was coming, from the same railway Nami is tied down to. Swiftly, Luffy picks up one of the fallen chakrams, rushes over to the distress damsel. Luffy hurriedly cuts the ropes tying her down and drags her to her feet and holds her close to him seconds before the train passes.

After the train passes, Luffy looks at Nami, still tied up and gagged, and smiles at her. He cuts the remaining rope, and when her hands are free, she SLAPS HIM?

Luffy stairs at her in shock, while Nami pulls the cloth covering her mouth down to her neck. She says something with a frown, but seconds later she smiles says something else and hugs him tenderly. Though shocked, she apparently didn't slap him that hard, for he smiled and hugged her back.

"That's for being lat!"

"And this, is for rescuing me."

Luffy helped Nami on to his horse and they made their way back to the ship, Ussop went to beat the evil butler Kuro and after finding and untying Kaya, they got married by her fathers aproval.

And so, Luffy and Nami returned to the ship, set sail for the endless seas, and lived happily ever after, concluding this chapter with a kiss.

"Don't you shake your heads at me!" I yelled when you refused to kiss.

"OH COME ON, I CAN ONLY NARRATE THIS CHAPTER FOR A FEW MORE SE..."

FIN


TO BE CONTINUED

I can't believe this took me THREE DAYS to wright. I know this update has been slow, but usually when I start writing, I have it done in a few hours.

Sorry again to keep any of you waiting.

By the way, I've been talking to Shadowon, who most people know as either Shadow or Shadowonthewall6, and I'm going to be writing my second fanfiction with his input. I wont spoil the suprise, but I plan to start writing it soon.

All music in this story are property of their respectful owners, and are great to listen to. "Smooth Criminal" belongs to the late Michael Jackson, but I got was referring to the cover of the song played by David Garrett.

"Spring" I think is also apart of "The four seasons" by Antonio Vivaldi.

The song Ussop sings is basted on "Classico" by Tenacious D, though there version is much more mature. You have been warned.

The rest you should be able to find by just typing in the name.

I would like people to make comments on my descriptive writing. I was trying to describe things like the mansion.

Comments on my spelling would also be nice.

Reviews, Advise and Criticism would be appreciated.

I'm Polar and I hope you have enjoyed this, Later.