Author's Note (Awoken): Hello, our lovelies! We are doing alright and the update for tomorrow is ready as well. We're writing the new songfic today because the idea is pushing us. Later Monster will do Untouched (I'm just a proof reader of that story). Replies to the reviews below. Please enjoy


Funny Man x Johnny 3 Tears

Funny Man chuckled but when the others looked at him with curiosity written across their faces, he quickly returned to his phone.

"Who are you texting?" Johnny asked.

The Mexican frowned. "No one. I'm on the internet."

Everyone returned to what they were doing. Johnny was reading a book. Da Kurlzz and J-Dog were playing strip poker, both down to their underwear already. Charlie was synchronizing their new songs on his phone. And Danny wasn't doing anything until he walked up to Charlie on the chair. "Can I sit too?"

The bandana rapper raised an eyebrow but scooted over on the small seat. Danny sat down on the small piece of seating he was given and wriggled his head underneath Charlie's arm so he had his arm around him. "What are you doing?"

"Synchronizing songs", Charlie sighed.

Danny nodded, shoved the computer a bit further on the table and lied his chin on the space he just cleared. "I'll watch."

Charlie smiled slightly and pulled Danny closer against him. "Are you that bored?"

"What do you mean?"

"You get cuddly when you're bored", Charlie pointed out but Danny shook his head furiously. "No, I don't."

"Yeah, you do", came four replies.

The lead singer pouted. "I can't help it."

"We don't mind", Charlie hushed him. "It's fun to be close with you."

Funny Man scoffed. "It's more fun to be close to someone else", he murmured underneath his breath but Johnny's eyes were onto him again. "What did you just say?"

"Nothing."

"Yeah you did. Who's more fun then? What are you hiding?" Johnny asked, closing his book.

Funny Man shrugged. "Nothing, just get off my back already."

The blue masked rapper sighed deeply and opened his book again. Da Kurlzz threw his cards onto the table. "Ha! I won! Take off your boxers, babe!"

"Babe?" Charlie and Johnny reacted in unison.

Da Kurlzz rolled his eyes. "You know I don't mean it like that."

"Yeah you do", Danny murmured.

The drummer threw a card at the singer but the card wasn't heavy enough and got blown back by the air hitting it on the floor in the middle between them. "Fuck this shit."

J-Dog took off his boxers, sitting naked in his seat. "Fine, you won."

"Jay's naked. Time for bed!" Danny called out, followed by laughter. "I must be drunk again."

Charlie made a weird face with a small smile. "Why do you have to be drunk for that?"

"Because Jay once got naked when I was shitfaced. He just skinny dipped in front of me and I stumbled and fell fully clothed in the pool", Danny explained with a chuckle. "That was before I knew you guys. It was the time when I was friends with Deuce and Jay."

"The days when your tats weren't all about our band", Johnny grinned and received a glare. "Like yours aren't about our band."

"Fine, you got me there. This is just the final station, you know? Our band is final. This is really Undead Till I Die for me", Johnny replied.

"Me too", Charlie jumped in, followed by J-Dog, Da Kurlzz and Funny Man.

Danny hummed. "I still don't want to give up on Lorene Drive."

"But you did", J-Dog replied, putting on his clothes again. "You dumped them because you like us better."

"No, I dumped them because I couldn't resist this face", Danny said and squeezed Charlie's cheeks. "Just look at him! All baby cheeks but his body is ripped."

The bandana rapper turned crimson. "D-Danny!"

"Oh come on, can't I admire you?" the lead singer complained but Charlie folded his arms. "No."

"Fine. I think you're ugly as fuck", Danny said in a monotone voice.

"Thanks a lot", Charlie whined.

The singer chuckled. "No, really. You made me laugh and made me feel welcome so I wanted to join you guys and leave them behind."

"Which is awesome because we love you!" Johnny squealed exaggerated like a girl before he turned serious. "I'm kidding but you are amazing though. The fame we've earned with you in the lead."

"Still, you're the leader of this band", Funny Man said and he looked at the blue masked rapper who shook his head. "No way. I act like the leader but everyone knows Charlie's the one who made this band worth their while."

"Thanks", J-Dog said sarcastically. "Who started HU again? Oh yeah, Deuce, Shady and I."

"You know what I mean. Imagine Hollywood Undead without Charlie's weenie", Johnny replied and J-Dog gave in. "You're right. Hollywood Undead without Charlie is like a bra without boobs."

"Did you just call me a boob?" Charlie looked up.

"He totally did", Danny said.

Funny Man laughed again at something on his phone but this time he couldn't shake Johnny off. The rapper was already by his side and snatched his phone out of his hands. "Show me that screen!"

He looked at it and gazed at Funny Man. "Johnny slash Funny?"

The Mexican blushed. "It's just a story. I think they're funny."

"What kind of story?" Johnny grumbled as he scrolled down. He gasped. "Oh God, that's Satan's spawn. Have mercy with me, Lord, because this story is violating my dick."

"I don't read the dirty ones!" Funny Man defended himself but Johnny handed him his phone. "Did you read what you did to me?"

"What did I do?"

"You shoved a screwdriver in my dick!"

Four of them cringed all at once. "Oh God, why?"

Danny lied his head down bored. "It's a good sensation though if you get enough preparation."

"What?" Charlie responded but the singer shrugged. "The truth is disgusting."

"You put a toothpick in my hole!"

"Which hole?" Funny Man asked, fearing the reply.

"My dick's!" Johnny yelled.

Danny laughed. "At least he didn't drop it."

The others cringed again. "Danny!"

"This one is using me as a BDSM slave!" Johnny cried out when he looked at the screen again. Funny Man chuckled and Charlie looked up. "I read that one!"

"You read them?" Johnny asked.

Charlie nodded. "Hey, we're best friends for a reason, you know. We're both equally as fucked up when we get bored."

Danny chuckled. "And then you complain about my cuddle behavior when I'm bored."

"Why can't you guys be normal and read a book like me?" Johnny grunted before he flopped down on the couch. "I seriously don't like this. Why would people write these stories."

"Let them. Some of them don't even know these exist", Funny Man hushed him.

"I feel like I got scarred", Johnny murmured.

Charlie popped up. "At least you didn't get a toothpick in your slit."

"Dude!"

"Sorry, just couldn't let that one slip."

"Like the toothpick", Danny jumped in, laughing along with the rapper.

Funny Man put away his phone. "Fine, I won't read them anymore for your sake."

"Good", Johnny said and he picked his book up again.

"What was so funny about them?"

"Just the way you were a submissive", Funny Man said.

"Fuck you."

"Wouldn't you like that? You slut."


Please Review, they're our heavy fuel. Johnny 3 Tears, being teased by AwokenMonster since 2014. Which pairing should we scar next?

Guest: Monster picked it because he's truly a monster. No poem? Don't you love me anymore? I'm kidding.

Dismay: Funny, because I'm the natural writer here. Monster was educated as a writer but I just joined him on this account randomly. You're not making it worse, it just made me cringe a little because I wasn't able to write due to health problems. I already did a Funny x Danny one so I'll see who gets to act out on it (even though I don't write smut but Monster will write it).

Ro: Monster didn't run away to be alone. He ran away because he's violent and aggressive and he didn't want to hurt us with his explosive anger since he threw a vase at me once. We're alright now though. He thinks the only good smut scene of his own, is one we're posting soon in Love Drabbles called Caught Red Handed (he's sitting next to me like the creeper he is).

Gabbi: We listened to Cracks already. It was cool. I keep forgetting to mention Monster's black eyes aren't that obvious because of his glasses (he's a fucking hipster). Me? I'm really easy to picture; total geek which is why we fit. The hipster and the geek, almost like a children's tale. You should definitely listen to Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier, just because I'm a die hard Hozier fan and the dark sphere is awesome.

sentai-kaji: Thanks, we do try our best to hit a sensitive nerve with our readers when we write angst or comfort. Again, we read one of your fics a long time ago but we don't really read fics about HU anymore because we've made up our own little world of Hollywood Undead pairings and we just never seem to find our OTP's (Danny x Funny, Johnny x Danny, Charlie x Danny etc) elsewhere.

Aleasha: Danny is one who makes stories automatically fun but for me, Charlie has to be in it. If Charlie's not in it, I get a very negative view on the story unless it proves me wrong, like Monster's stories in Love Drabbles sometimes do.