Wow! I can't believe I have so many reviews- thank you all!
Also, i'm very sorry for the glaring inconsistencies and mistakes I have made...
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Legolas Greenleaf: No Haldir? I guess that means I'm the *token* elf
Gimli Sonofgloin: I've been the token dwarf for ages
Gimli Sonofgloin: Hack, whack! Axe attack!
Fangorn: this is behaviour most unbefitting of a wizard! To Isengard!
Merry Brandybuck: yusss
Aragorn! : I just can't wait to be king!
King Théoden King: what, you think you could do a better job?
Aragorn! : what are you talking about? I just have that Disney song stuck in my head...
Gimli Sonofgloin: Is that the Lion King? Awww.... it always makes me cry!
Legolas Greenleaf: a pathet- aaargh!
Aragorn!: what happened?
Legolas Greenleaf: an orc tried to get me while I was distracted by Facebook, but on the plus side, my score is now 34.
Gimli Sonofgloin: Facebook: Fatally addictive.
King Théoden King: How did it come to this?
Aragorn! because you weren't a very good king?
Kng Théoden King is no longer friends with Aragorn!
Mister Frodo: uh oh...
Faramir: small men! what are they doing here?
Sam Gamgee: typical! Just when I had the rabbit stew all nice and hot!
Sméagol: Fat Hobbit means, just when he had the rabbit all nice and RUINED!!!
Aragorn!:no, no, shoot the one with the explosives!
Aragorn!:*facepalms*
Mister Frodo: that man is... strangely familiar
Sam Gamgee: he reminds me of Boromir, Mr Frodo
Sméagol became a fan of POOLS
Sméagol: they is nice and cool!
Gimli Sonofgloin: great time to miss a shot, Legolas.
Legolas Greenleaf: I- I didn't miss!
Gimli Sonofgloin: and yet everyone is going to blame you. What a shame.
Aragorn!: next you'll be falling out of trees.
Merry Brandybuck: the Ents are on the march... impressive
Pippin Genius Took: we did this, Merry!
Merry Brandybuck. I suppose we are as awesome as we've always thought.
Merry Brandybuck changed his name to Awesome Merry.
King Théoden King: feels good to be in battle again! I am not afraid of death, now I have recovered my strength and courage!
Boromir: death is pretty boring. Take it from someone who knows. On the plus side, I don't have to pay Aragorn back.
Gimli Sonofgloin: was not just tossed. Ha ha ha. No. Never.
Aragorn!: and I did not just toss him. Not even a little bit.
Gimli Sonofgloin: try to be a bit more subtle...
Gimli Sonofgloin: is as tossed as a salad
Gimli Sonofgloin: Legolas! Get the hell out of my Facebook account!
Saruman: is starting to think messing with the trees wasn't such an awesome idea.
Awesome Merry: nor was messing with a couple of awesome hobbit geniuses!
Gandalf joined the group people who randomly disappear when the going gets tough, only to reappear suspiciously at exactly the right moment
Legolas Greenleaf: yes! forty!
Gimli Sonofgloin: ha, "greenleaf" is an anagram of "green flea"
Legolas Greenleaf:, Ha, Gimli is an anagram of fail.
Gimli Sonofgloin: *sigh* do you even speak English?
Legolas Greenleaf: at least I don't speak a language that sounds like a nutcracker mating with gravel.
Gimli Sonofgloin: it is the best language to swear in, ever.
Aragorn!: For example: get off your khazkazukuling facebook right now, we're in the middle of a grazukül battle!!!
Gimli Sonofgloin: pretty caves!
