Wow! I can't believe I have so many reviews- thank you all!

Also, i'm very sorry for the glaring inconsistencies and mistakes I have made...

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Legolas Greenleaf: No Haldir? I guess that means I'm the *token* elf

Gimli Sonofgloin: I've been the token dwarf for ages

Gimli Sonofgloin: Hack, whack! Axe attack!

Fangorn: this is behaviour most unbefitting of a wizard! To Isengard!

Merry Brandybuck: yusss

Aragorn! : I just can't wait to be king!

King Théoden King: what, you think you could do a better job?

Aragorn! : what are you talking about? I just have that Disney song stuck in my head...

Gimli Sonofgloin: Is that the Lion King? Awww.... it always makes me cry!

Legolas Greenleaf: a pathet- aaargh!

Aragorn!: what happened?

Legolas Greenleaf: an orc tried to get me while I was distracted by Facebook, but on the plus side, my score is now 34.

Gimli Sonofgloin: Facebook: Fatally addictive.

King Théoden King: How did it come to this?

Aragorn! because you weren't a very good king?

Kng Théoden King is no longer friends with Aragorn!

Mister Frodo: uh oh...

Faramir: small men! what are they doing here?

Sam Gamgee: typical! Just when I had the rabbit stew all nice and hot!

Sméagol: Fat Hobbit means, just when he had the rabbit all nice and RUINED!!!

Aragorn!:no, no, shoot the one with the explosives!

Aragorn!:*facepalms*

Mister Frodo: that man is... strangely familiar

Sam Gamgee: he reminds me of Boromir, Mr Frodo

Sméagol became a fan of POOLS

Sméagol: they is nice and cool!

Gimli Sonofgloin: great time to miss a shot, Legolas.

Legolas Greenleaf: I- I didn't miss!

Gimli Sonofgloin: and yet everyone is going to blame you. What a shame.

Aragorn!: next you'll be falling out of trees.

Merry Brandybuck: the Ents are on the march... impressive

Pippin Genius Took: we did this, Merry!

Merry Brandybuck. I suppose we are as awesome as we've always thought.

Merry Brandybuck changed his name to Awesome Merry.

King Théoden King: feels good to be in battle again! I am not afraid of death, now I have recovered my strength and courage!

Boromir: death is pretty boring. Take it from someone who knows. On the plus side, I don't have to pay Aragorn back.

Gimli Sonofgloin: was not just tossed. Ha ha ha. No. Never.

Aragorn!: and I did not just toss him. Not even a little bit.

Gimli Sonofgloin: try to be a bit more subtle...

Gimli Sonofgloin: is as tossed as a salad

Gimli Sonofgloin: Legolas! Get the hell out of my Facebook account!

Saruman: is starting to think messing with the trees wasn't such an awesome idea.

Awesome Merry: nor was messing with a couple of awesome hobbit geniuses!

Gandalf joined the group people who randomly disappear when the going gets tough, only to reappear suspiciously at exactly the right moment

Legolas Greenleaf: yes! forty!

Gimli Sonofgloin: ha, "greenleaf" is an anagram of "green flea"

Legolas Greenleaf:, Ha, Gimli is an anagram of fail.

Gimli Sonofgloin: *sigh* do you even speak English?

Legolas Greenleaf: at least I don't speak a language that sounds like a nutcracker mating with gravel.

Gimli Sonofgloin: it is the best language to swear in, ever.

Aragorn!: For example: get off your khazkazukuling facebook right now, we're in the middle of a grazukül battle!!!

Gimli Sonofgloin: pretty caves!