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Lilia hurriedly packed a few things, knowing full well that Max would take care of anything else she ended up with just a backpack of stuff (A backpack that looked like Gir from invader Zim of course!) and was waiting inside to avoid the unbearable heat of Southern California.

"So let me get this strait," Vincent said. "You can't one, keep us here, and two, figure out what to do to get us back in our respective places so you're just shipping us to stay with your sister?"

"No, I'm coming too." Lilia smiled and left it at that.

"So how do we know that your sister will be able to get us back?" Cloud asked.

"Cloud there is only one guarantee in life and that is change."

"Well that's not even for sure." Xemnas said.

"Are you kidding? Things change, you're living proof, and don't deny it."

Xemnas smiled. "True, very true. What's your name?"

"My full name?"

Xemnas nodded.

"Liliana Storm Rider. Everyone just calls me lilia"

"Interesting name."

"Yeah but not nearly as interesting as a name that can be anagrammed into mansex."

Xemnas looked shocked. "What did you just say?" Xigbar poked his head in the room at this.

Lilia got up and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and came back. She wrote some stuff on it and handed it to him. Xemnas studied it for a moment before sighing and dropped it. "My name is and anagram… Of man-sex?"

Vincent tried hard not to laugh. "That's what you get for taking ansem's name, you should have stuck with Xehanort." Lilia said.

Xigbar laughed and received a sharp look from Xemnas which sent him scurrying from the room. "That's what I call exacting revenge. Speaking of which have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in slot machine it comes out to cash lost in me?"

Xemnas and Vincent thought for a moment then tried to suppress laughter, and failed, badly…

"I never noticed that before." Vincent said. As he said this there was a knock at the front door. Lilia answered and met a guy wearing a suit.

"Miss, rider?"

"Yes?"

"I'm John; I was hired by Miss. Rider to drive you and your party to drive you to her house."

Lilia looked out behind him and saw four limousines lining her driveway. "All right. Let's go!" Lilia stood at the door and watched everyone file out and excitedly jump in a limo 63, she counted. "Crap where's cloud?" She turned and looked back in the house, she could see no one, and felt rushed as one of the limos left the driveway. She ran upstairs on impulse and found cloud struggling with his buster sword. She sighed and leaned on the door. "Too heavy?"

"Yes." Cloud said.

Lilia walked up to him and grabbed it and helped him carry it. "Cloud, did you get taller?" They both noticed he was noticeably taller.

"I guess."

"Ahhh, reality sucks." Lilia said trying as hard as she could to not stab herself on his ridiculously oversized sword while walking down the stairs.

"I swear it was not this heavy two days ago."

"Yeah well, if the world didn't suck we'd fall off. Let's go everyone's waiting." With that she led him out to a limo and helped put his sword inside. "Any more room?"

"For one more person." Nanaki said.

"Kay, cloud you can stay here, and I'll go over there." Without any fuss cloud hopped in. Lilia walked back to the third limo, Vexen opened the door and let her in. Lilia realized she was stuck in a limousine, with all of the villains, wedged right in between xigbar and luxord.

"Ready?" the driver asked.

"Yes." Sephiroth said. The car pulled out of the driveway as someone rolled up the opaque window behind the driver, isolating them.

It didn't take long for Lilia to realize that everyone was staring at her. Lilia refused to acknowledge this and pulled out her cell phone and started surfing the web. About three seconds too long before realizing she had no service and put it away.

"Are you afraid?" The earl asked.

Lilia looked him in the eyes. "You can't tell can you?" Lilia gave a chuckle. "You haven't learned to read my poker face."

"So you are afraid?"

"Maybe, maybe not but isn't that the point of a poker face? Am I right? Luxord, am I right?"

"She does have a point." Luxord.

"Yeah whatever."

"But I am a little inquisitive as to why you're all so fixated on me." As if broken from a trance they all started looking around trying to look busy.

"What's your name?" Luxord asked.

"Lilia right?" Xigbar butted in.

"Nice name Lilia." Luxord said sarcastically to Xigbar.

"What?"

"la chasse de votre queue vous obtiendra aucun où mais de nouveau à où vous avez commencé. " Lilia said.

Everyone looked at her again. "What?" Luxord asked.

"That's French I believe. Although I don't understand what you said." Vexen said.

"And you'd be right. Chasing your tail will get you no where but back to where you started. In other words, doing meaningless things is stupid."

"Ohhhh"

"One question," Demyx said. "Where are we going?"

"To stay with my sister Max for a while."

"Why?"

"Because my house can't support sixty-five people, and hers can. That and she might actually be able to figure out how to get you back."

"Oooooohhh… Ok."

Lilia pulled out her I pod and began listening to music, and closed her eyes in an attempt to shut out the fact that vexen and hojo were eyeing her in the creepy way only they can do.

The perfect song played in her ears:

It's like I got nothing to do

But think about you

I've got all the time in the world

If you look at my heart

You'd know from the start

That is all I can do

Not to think about you

She gave a small laugh.

"Is something amusing?" Xemnas asked.

Lilia looked right at him and nodded. "Why yes there's something absolutely hilarious."

"Care to share it?"

"Sure, your name is an anagram of mansex."

Xemnas turned red and stared hard at her as everyone else tried to suppress laughter. "Not amusing." Xemnas said dangerously.

"Oh Xemy, don't you get it? You're the superior sexman!" Lilia said between laughs.

This wrenched more laughter from everyone. "No malice intended I swear." Lilia said.

"Xemy?" Xemnas asked. "Do I even want to know?"

"Sure there's Xemy, xiggy, xaldy, vexy, lexy, zexy, saix-puppy, axey, demy, luxy, marly, larxy, and roxy."

"How stupid!" Xigbar exclaimed.

"Hey it's that or xigglypuff, your choice."

"Xigglypuff? Where'd you come up with that?"

"I didn't it was on a parody video. They were making fun of kingdom hearts and pokemon."

"I refuse to ask."

"Superior sexman? Do I no longer have any respect?"

"Xemnas, I can respect trying to become whole beings again, I can even respect being a jerk because of it, but you lost my respect when you drove everything into the ground."

"You do not fully understand, I…"

"Wait let me stop you right there, No I don't fully understand all of this, and here's why, there were ten freaking games in the series to explain this one plot. TEN! So naturally like any sane person, I refused to be sucked in, so I simply borrowed kingdom hearts 2 from a friend, and that was not enough to explain the plot so all I saw was from Roxas in a simulated twilight town till you died. So from what I saw, you did run it into the ground."

"But I did not, I was merely trying to achieve kingdom hearts so we can become whole again."

"No, you're preaching to the converted, I can accept that but there is an easier way to do it and it doesn't involve sacrificing hearts to a moon like an Aztec priest, that and the way you were always messing with sora and his friends."

"Sora is, wait…" Xemnas stopped short. "What did you just say?"

"I said it annoyed me that you were always messing with Sora."

"No before that something about not needing to collect hearts."

"Oh, well I thought you knew about it, I'm talking about what happened with sora and Roxas. Let me see if I've got this right, the seven princesses of heart are girls with hearts that are devoid of darkness and are able to bring people back from the darkness."

The members of the organization looked at each other. "I know Kairi's one of them but who are the others?" Xaldin asked.

"Hmm, Alice, Snow white, Jasmine, Belle, Cinderella and Aurora if I'm not mistaken, and I think they can do that but I'm not altogether sure it would work for everybody."

"You seem to know a lot more about this than you let on."

"I looked up the official forum."

"I don't care!" The earl cried suddenly. "Do you happen to know how to kill the black wind?"

"Kaze? I have a theory, but I'm not about to divulge. Ever."

"Really?"

Lilia stared at him. "Really, now back… off…" She said dangerously.

"You'd better be glad this planet has weakened me beyond comprehension, otherwise I'd throw you into chaos for all eternity." He said.

"And you'd better take that back or you will regret it the rest of your life… Both seconds of it." Lilia snapped.

"What? How dare you threaten his Excellency!" Fungus said.

"Nobody asked you to say anything 'shroom. Now you'd better shut your mouth before I shove that pipe down your throat."

"Why so hostile!" Oscha exclaimed.

"Oh shut up, just shut the hell up! I'm through talking to you." Lilia said.

"…wow…" Demyx said.

Lilia looked around and saw that Makenshi wasn't there. 'crap, the only other semi bad guy I would actually want to talk to, I guess that just leaves Demyx.'

They drove on in silence for a while before Demyx broke it. "Sorry to break this long lived silence, but how much longer?"

Lilia looked out the window and saw the beach. "Dem, I think we're only about, ohhh, here." As she said this the car pulled to a stop and the driver got out and opened the door.

"Cool." Demyx said as they filed out.

Lilia saw that everyone else was already out and standing there looking at the large grates to Max's house, which was more of a mansion in a sense. Lilia went to the call box on the center divider and punched in the number, the gates obediently swung open. They seemed to take forever to open considering the oppressive heat.

"Come here often?" Roxas asked.

"As much as possible, I mean, who wouldn't?" Lilia said gesturing to the beach in the horizon.

They began to walk towards the house as a person on a motorcycle sped into the driveway, missing some people by what seemed like inches, setting a bunch of people off. The driver drove up to the garage and killed the engine.

"Who the hell is that?" Reno asked rather shocked (Seeing as he was nearly run over.)

The person took off her helmet and her blond hair spilled down her back, she looked almost exactly like Lilia, her eyes were a bright blue and her skin was tan, she smiled sporting impossibly white teeth. "Sorry about that, I didn't know you where already here, and didn't notice till it was almost too late."

"Hey max!" Lilia said.

Everyone looked In disbelief. "That's max?" Sora asked. Reno's mouth dropped and rude pulled his glasses down so he could see her clearly.

"What? Girls aren't allowed to ride motorcycles?" she asked with a smile.

Everyone was dumbstruck.

"Come on inside, it's hot out here, and there's some people I want you to meet." Max opened the door and walked inside…