Chapter Six: Base Attack part 1

Luigi opened the door slowly, saying a long and dragged out greeting as he did so. "Yesssssssss, can I be the one of whom could possibly assist you in this place we call living?"

Kill stared at Luigi before answering. Luigi stared back. "Come, we must summon your boss, the red fist spike punch to assist us as we journey out to feed our people. Journey with us to Godhood, so many can pray to us" Kill said.

Luigi took a step back, "What the fuck cunt? I should wait for you to have your firstborn child, strangle it and eat it in front you and your slut wife!"

Mario walked over and said, "While that happens, I'll feed your whore wife the after birth"

Kill was unaltered by these words that were word spoken and directed towards his general direction. He simply stepped to the side to avoid the angry words and thus confused the Mario brothers. Luigi took out a gun and killed a crow. Kill was pleased by this and gave Luigi $5000 that it willed into existence.

"Holy shit!" Mario shouted.

Kill once again proposed its ideas, "Come, summon the glove fist of spikes and we shall become as Gods and feed our people"

Mario thought about it, "Hmmmmm" he became ground bound and rolled on the floor while yelling "Hmmmmmmm!"

Kill and Luigi stepped back as Mario was far too powerful in his enraged state or drinking state. Two forms that weren't currently in use and thus making this entire paragraph utterly useless. "Damnit!" Sonic said out of nowhere. He and Daffy were chasing the older gentleman who strangled Sonic at the taco bell. Daffy questioned Sonic's sudden outburst and received a vague shrug as a reply. The two continued the chase unabated for now.

Knuckles walked over and saw Kill, "Let me guess. You're here to end us all?"

Kill shook its head, "No. We will become Gods. The four of us will and together will feed our people" Kill replied.

"I... I see" knuckles managed to reply, "That's quite a statement"

Kill nodded, "I believe that we have enemies of whom must be dealt with" Kill turned to leave, "Come and we shall deal with these Zoo-Cats" Knuckles stepped forward, "We'd be glad to have more allies for this. The place we're going to is one of their smaller bases. But once destroyed will send a message" knuckles explained. Kill chuckled, "No survivors I assume?" Knuckles nodded.

"Let's a-go kill these motherfuckers!" Mario yelled.

The party of four got into Knuckles Jeep and drove off towards the city. While it was a very big city, it was still divided into four sections. An industrial section, shopping and food section, Trade and business and then the slums. The group was going to the shopping and food section as the base was there. The Zoo-Cats tend to have some of their smaller ones there since they are too lazy to strong arm the food market. They just buy food like normal people. The same thing goes with regular stores, except they shoplift.

The crimes they actually commit are extreme assault, vandalism, weapon dealing, necromancy, human trafficking, and small acts of terrorism. They also did drugs on corpses they dig up.

Knuckles parked his Jeep behind a Taco burger Master of Food place and revealed his plan. "Across the street are our enemies. I'm going to fire a rocket launcher into their front door. I want you guys to go in and behead at least 5 guys. We'll need them to put on spikes after we've won"

"And if the cops come?" Luigi asked, "Don't worry about them. We'll have deguises. Just kill anyone who gets in the way" knuckles replied. Luigi, Mario and Kill smiled. Everyone put on their deguises which were just Koopa costumes. "These fucks will be dead soon!" Luigi chuckled as he strapped his machete to his back. He loaded his assault rifle and waited. Kill asked one last question before knuckles got into position, "What about the people in this food establishment we're behind?" Knuckles shrugged, "They're not part of the plan" he replied.

"We're not here to fight the innocent" Espio said, he stepped out of the shadows. Nobody flinched or was surprised by this turn of events because it was to be expected. "Fuck you lizard" Mario said. Espio and Mario had a brief stare down. Luigi didn't give a fuck and got ready for the mission with Kill. The two had started to get along better despite their hostile meeting earlier.

Knuckles got to the top of the fast food place and aimed his RPG, "Get ready" he said via the walkie talkie, "Fuck you cunt" was the reply. He assumed it was Luigi. Ignoring this, he fired the rocket. It slammed and exploded against the door of the Zoo-Cats hideout. His allies ran across the street, weapons in hand. Knuckles switched to a sniper riffle and became the support unit.

Inside the base was chaos as several Zoo-Cats ran around and attempted to prepare their defenses and evac plans. Mario beheaded someone and the battle began.

To Donald,

Down the street and in a black van were Donald and his group. They had just witness a RPG being fired off. "Looks like it's our turn" Fang said. Donald nodded and hopped into the driver's seat. "Shocker, Fang and Bean, buckle up"

Donald took off and rammed the van into the Zoo-Cats small base. He pressed a button which allowed the van to jump in the air. This also created a forcefield that would protect the van as it slammed through the walls. The van landed and killed several Zoo-Cats. Donald and his team got out and began their attack.

To knuckles,

Knuckles saw unexpected company arrive suddenly. There was nothing he could do. It was probably Eggman again. That fucker was starting to get on his nerves, but at least they were on the same page for now. Or so he thought.

To Luigi,

Luigi saw him again, Donald duck. He dropped the body of a Zoo-Cat he was strangling and stepped forward. "Motherfucker!" Luigi yelled out. Donald heard this and turned around. He was yet again smoking a cigar. "What? Oh it's you. The bitch ass punk I beat last time" Donald taunted. Although in his own words, Luigi would say that Donald is saying the absolute truth. He whooped Luigi's ass.

Luigi ran at Donald and swung a fist at him. Donald leaned back, avoiding the blow. He blew smoke into Luigi's face, causing him to jump back. "Uuuugggh! You piece of shit!" Luigi cried out. Donald slammed a fist into Luigi's face, knocking him out cold.

"Bitch" Donald stated, spitting on Luigi's unconscious body. He walked away and continued his Zoo-Cat murdering spree. He took a shotgun out and bashed people's heads, then quickly finishing them off with a shell to the face. He laughed as the blood splashed on his face.

To Kill,

Kill levitated several Zoo-Cats in the air and flung them at Mario, Espio and the Shocker. The three then proceeded to kill these Zoo-Cats with their weapons. "This is quite fun. Thanks for the help!" Mario said.

The Shocker fired his shock gauntlets at Mario. Mario dodged it, "Fuck you!" Mario yelled, "We ain't friends. You see, ah'm here to cause some real damage!" The Shocker yelled.

Mario flung a fist at the Shocker, who caught it and threw a punch of his own. The punch hit Mario square in the face which had little effect on Mario. Mario smirked and readied a fireball with his free hand. The Shocker let go of Mario's hand and jumped back just as Mario threw the fireball. The Shocker fired a shockwave at the attack causing it to explode.

Kill ignored the situation and continued his assault on the Zoo-Cats base. He began to conjure up fire balls of its own and fire them everywhere. Bean the dynamite also began to throw bombs. Things were exploding and catching fire. Mario and The Shocker stopped their fight for a moment.

"Looks like we'll haveta postpone our little battle fer now" the Shocker said. "I'll be waiting, bitch" Mario said. The two had a brief state down before the Shocker ran off.

The base was now exploding and fire was everywhere. Mario suggested to everyone that escape should be the next move and Espio agreed. Espio, who had picked up Luigi, called knuckles "Knuckles, we're heading back now"

"Alright, I'll provide cover fire!" Knuckles replied.