PLEASE EXCUSE MY RAMBLING… BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S CELEBRATING THE INCREASE OF THE IZUOCHA FANDOM?! XD I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, EVER SINCE BNHA 109, THE IZUOCHA FANS HAVE MULTIPLIED! IF YOU CHECK IZUOCHA POSTS ON TUMBLR NOW, THEY'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW THEY WERE TWO MONTHS AGO! I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE A LOT EITHER BUT IT'S WAY BETTER THAN HOW IT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO! :D WELL FORGET ABOUT THAT ANYWAY… ON WITH THE STORY!
I CAN GET A GIRL TOO DAMMIT!
"What?! Are you kidding me?! I lost again?! Why's Deku so strong?!" Kirishima yelled rolling on the floor, holding onto his phone tightly.
"Dude! You've been playing that stupid hero game for days!" Kaminari said throwing a crumpled piece of paper at Kirishima's face.
"How is that even a hero game if Deku is the last boss, doesn't that make you a villain or something?" Jirou asked.
Kirishima shrugged. "Beats me, the games' just fun to play"
It was a normal day for the heroes, and as usual whenever there wasn't anything to do, they would all kick back and relax in the agency's leisure lounge. Some of the heroes weren't even currently in the agency so it was just Shouto, Iida, Jirou, Kaminari, Kirishima and Tokoyami.
Kaminari tried to snatch Kirishima's phone away from him. "Lemme try"
"No way!" Kirishima said pushing Kaminari towards the couch, making him fall on it.
"I gotta defeat Deku first!"
"You know that kind of game seems like something Bakugou would enjoy playing! He'd do anything to take Deku down!" Kaminari laughed.
"Haha, yeah" Kirishima added. "Where is he anyway?"
"Tch!" Bakugou stomped in the lounge angrily muttering some incoherent curse words.
"Hey man, where've ya been?" Kirishima greeted.
"Shut up" Bakugou snarled, making the empty can of soda in his hand explode and throwing it into a nearby trashcan.
Luckily for Bakugou, whenever he wanted to express his anger in the least violent way possible, there was always something to kick or throw in the leisure lounge; be it an empty can of soda, or an old hero magazine, or a crumpled piece of paper. Iida, Shouto, Jirou and Tokoyami decided to ignore his tantrums just like they always do. Iida kept himself busy by reading the agency's hero manual, Jirou was listening to music, Shouto was texting someone, and Tokoyami was sitting alone in a corner, brooding as usual.
Bakugou angrily flopped on one of the empty couches, muttering some more curse words.
"You sound like Deku right now" Kaminiari said. Bakugou instantly glared at Kaminari shooting his middle finger at him.
"What'd you say?!"
Kirishima rolled his eyes, it was just like the King of Explodo kills was waiting for someone to ask him what was bothering him, and it was pretty obvious that his anger was towards Deku.
"Alright Mr. King of explode kills, what crawled up your ass today?" Kirishima jokingly teased.
"Just shut up hair-for-brains!"
"Are you still angry about not having a girlfriend?" he asked. The question got Jirou's attention. 'Good thing I paused' she thought to herself.
"That's not it" Bakugou snarled.
"Well with an attitude like that, you'll give girls a run for their money" Jirou teased.
"What the hell did you say?! I don't see you hitting it off with any dues!" he yelled.
"What are you saying man, they've been dating for like, 3 weeks" Kirishima said pointing at Kaminari and Jirou, making Jirou blush a bit.
Bakugou looked a little shocked, but then his face concocted back to anger. "Tch, whatever"
"It was on that day wasn't it?" Kirishima asked.
"What are you talking about?"
"You know the day we walked in Deku and Uraraka, you know… when they were naked in bed, after we got drunk"
"Ohhhh! That's why you've been out of it lately, you're angry that Deku lost his virginity before you right?!" Kaminari said, making Jirou laugh.
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Bakugou, getting a girlfriend isn't hard, and besides you have like a million fan girls already, so maybe you should try easing up that rage of yours" Kirishima said.
"I can't imagine Bakugou being anything but angry, also it will be hard to find a girl who can tolerate his tantrums" Shouto said joining in the conversation.
"Indeed, finding a girl with a good tolerance level will be very difficult" Tokoyami added.
"Quit using the word tantrum like I'm a freaking kid! And you two should shut the fuck up, it's not like you guys are all hitched like half n half here!"
Kirishima laughed. "Dude, Tokoyami and Tsuyu are engaged, and plus… I've been hitting it off with Mina… so yeah, you're like the odd one out"
Bakugou's jaw dropped for a split second, but then he started to grit his teeth in anger. "Wha—when did you all…? What the hell?! What about four eyes, he's still single!" he yelled pointing at Iida.
Iida pushed up his glasses. "I simply believe do not desire for a woman in my life right now, that is all"
"Well at least Iida's personality is tolerable, and besides who wouldn't want a rich dude like him? Getting a girlfriend shouldn't be a challenge for Iida" Kaminari said.
"Bakugou you're like a chained lion, so I'll feel really bad for your girl, if you every get one" Jirou added.
"Shut up!"
"Bakugou, you can always settle for men, I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would love to have sex with you" Shouto said calmly.
"Gross Shouto!" Kirishima laughed.
"You damn half n half, do I look like a fag to you?!" Bakugou snapped.
"It's all because of the whole virginity thing right? A few days ago I heard you and Kirishima talking about you being a virgin age 26" Kaminari snickered.
"Yeah… you know Bakugou seems like the kind of dude that'd be banging girls week after week, but he hasn't even kissed one yet!" Jirou teased, while all the others laughed.
Bakugou's eyes twitched in irritation. "I'll show you all, you stupid fuckers! You guys think you're all so high and mighty, just because you're all dating each other… you stupid fuckers! I can get a girlfriend too dammit, one that's strong, cool, and of course good looking—"
"Deku and Uraraka have sex like all the time, and I'm pretty sure Bakugou wanted to experience the joy of pleasuring a girl before Deku!" Kirishima said, and then he started complaining about the fact that he lost in the game again.
"Stop fucking talking like I ain't here dammit!"
"There's always the option of settling for men Bakugou" Shouto said bluntly, while he dodged the flying hero magazine Bakugou threw towards his direction.
"Mind the use of your words people!" Iida scolded while doing his usual hand gestures.
As Bakugou continued raining curses like no tomorrow, Deku nervously peered his head through the door.
"Guys? Is there something wrong? I can hear your screaming all the way from the hallway"
"Hey Deku!" Kirishima waved. "You don't need to worry; it's just Bakugou blowing off steam by throwing tantrums just like he usually does"
"Stop fucking using that word!" Bakugou yelled.
Deku walked inside the lounge, he wasn't wearing his costume so he was just in casual clothes. Deku took after All Might in a lot of ways; including his dressing style, so Jirou couldn't help but blush as her eyes scanned Deku's body from head to toe, he looked really good in the plain white, fitted t-shirt that hugged his muscles, the baggy navy blue jeans that he was wearing and of course, his trade-mark red sneakers. It's not like Jirou didn't find Kaminari attractive, but Deku had a body that looked like it was sculpted by ancient Greek gods.
'Jeez, Ochako's so lucky'
"Fucking Deku!" Bakugou spat in a harsh tone, which was his usual way of greeting him.
Deku smiled at him. "Hey Kacchan, did someone steal your curry again?" he asked calmly.
"Shut up ya nerd!"
"Oh don't mind him, he's just angry because he's single and still a virgin" Kaminari said. Bakugou glared at him, but Kaminari just whistled and turned to face the opposite direction.
"Really? But Kacchan you know you're really good looking, finding a girlfriend shouldn't be hard for someone like you" Deku said.
"That's not all" Kirishima added. "He's angry that you lost your virginity before him! Since you and Uraraka have sex like aaaaalllll the time" he said wiggling his eyebrows.
Deku blushed nervously. "d-d-don't say stuff like that out loud Kirishima!" he sputtered.
"It's not like it's a lie right?" Kaminari said.
"Ummm…" Deku said. 'We've only done it twice…'
"Bakugou, there's always the option of—"
"Just drop it already half n half!" Bakugou yelled. "Tch! I'm going home, there's nothing to do here anyway"
Bakugou walked towards the door. "Good luck with your girlfriend hunting Kacchan!" Deku called out.
Bakugou stopped in his tracks and then turned to glare at him. "Whatever, you'll cover up for me right?"
"Yeah… but I didn't bring my costume! I wasn't planning on staying for long!"
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