"I think I'll tell another," Toph said popping a leechy nut in her mouth.
"What'll this story be about?" Aang asked.
"You'll see," Toph grinned.
"An old lady got very sick and died. She was a widow with no living family at all so her neighbors washed her body and dressed her in her fine silk robes. Because she had died with her eyes open they kept them closed by covering them with two gold coins they found in her wardrobe.
When the carpenter who had made her coffin returned to nail it shut he saw those two gold coins and eyed them greedily.
'How shiny they are! I want them so!' he said breathlessly. He plucked them off the old lady's eyes and bounced them in his palm. Then he noticed the old lady's eyes wide open and staring at nothing. It disturbed him but he wanted those coins. So he quickly nailed the coffin lid on so he wouldn't be able to see her eyes.
'Ha! Now you can't see anything," He said pocketing the coins.
That night, it was very windy" The wind howled and moaned making a whistling noise. But it was not a pleasant noise that's for sure.
The man put the gold coins in little tin and put them on his bedside table. Then he tried to go to sleep."
"Then what?" Katara asked wide-eyed. She knew something spooky was going to happen. You don't steal from the dead without consequences.
"In the middle of the night he woke and heard a rattling, the sound of those coins being shaken in their tin. The wind howled and howled. Then he heard a voice.
'Who's got my money? Who? Who?'
The coins rattled louder and the wind howled louder.
'Who's got my money? Who? Who?"
The man was very frightened and clutched his blankets in terror as the voice asked again:
"Who's got my money? Who? Who?"
"Oh Gods Above!" He wailed.
The wind howled louder, the coins rattled and rattled, and the voice kept asking: "Who's got my money? Who? Who?"
And the man cried: "Gods above!"
The bursting through the door in a rush of wind was the Old Woman her eyes wide open but seeing nothing.
"Who got my money! Who? Who?"
Then with a long pale finger she pointed at the Man and said:
"YOU'VE GOT IT!""
With that Toph tackled Sokka, who hadn't been expecting it. He gave a scream so high-pitched and girly that someone wandering the woods would've thought it was a woman. But it was just Sokka.
Everyone clapped at Toph's storytelling while Sokka began to hyperventilate, begging Toph to "Never do that again".
When he had calmed down, Toph gave a mighty laugh and said:
"Some mighty warrior you are"
