Authors note: Er, sorry if this one sucks. Ive been distracted.
My bf looks like Deidara btw, have i ever mentioned that? mhm, yellow hair and all.
Sasori sighed, putting down the small puppet that he had created in the matter of 4 hours, not once stopping his diligent work. He blinked slowly, his naturally heavy eyes tired from his concentration to the new puppet. After a long stretch and a yawn, popping his back and letting his body loosen up from the intense amount of work he had put through. He looked to the ceiling and smiled, content with the new puppet he had made. All he had to do now was attach the strings and it would be finished. He gently looked to the puppet and analyzed his work.
A dainty face was decorated with a plump- lipped smile. Its blue eyes were painted to such realism that even shocked Sasori himself. 'I like this color' Sasori thought, smiling at the blue eyes. He touched the perfectly glued hair, placed gently so that the hair would lay as he pleased. He cocked his head gently, then let his smile drop. "What the fu-"
Sasori gripped his stomach suddenly as a slight pain twisted in his intestines. He began to sweat and groaned, kneeling over his desk. All at once he had to shit, craved for food, and wanted to sleep all at the same time. He grabbed the puppet, unconsciously scolding himself for being so uncaring for his art, and shoved it inside the top drawer of his desk and ran to his bathroom.
Moment later he let out a sigh, cleaned himself and pulled up his pants. He scolded himself for not taking care of his own bodily needs. He casually slipped on his jacket and headed for the door, grabbing his keys.
Ramen sounded really unhealthy, but delicious right now.
"Hidan go the fuck away!" Deidara screeched, avoiding the incessant groping that Hidan had done multiple times to his ass. Hidan laughed maniacally and slapped the blondes ass before avoiding a swift kick to his nuts.
"Jeez Dei, Kakuzu needs these to lick." Hidan said, gripping his crotch protectively.
Deidara gaped, disgusted, and grabbed where he assumed Hidans nipple was before twisting it violently in a full 720 degrees. He stopped when Hidans eyelids fluttered "Oh shit, un!" Deidara jumped away and swatted the pale hands away once more. "Go away you stupid masochist! I'm going home, un!"
"And I'm following you." Hidan grinned and pulled the blonde into a deathly tight hug.
Deidaras eyes nearly popped out of his head as he was squeezed. In a desperate attempt of not dying he leaned into Hidans ear, biting the lop gently. He cringed as Hidan pulled him further into his own larger body. Deidara scowled "Let! Go, un!" He screeched into Hidans ear.
"Hidan pushed the blonde away and let Deidara drop to the ground. He rubbed his ear and groaned. "Fuck, Dei! OUCH" He once more yelled as Deidara punched his balls.
Deidara got up swiftly and began walking to his and Sasoris apartment, groaning as he heard Hidans footsteps behind him.
"You know, I bet you're just as loud in bed." Hidan stated, putting a lip to his mouth. "But that one time that Kakuzu caught you sucking me off-" He said loudly as a couple passed them on the sidewalk. Deidara groaned.
"You know that never happened Hidan, un!" Deidara groaned. "Now go hooooome!" He begged the albino.
"Fuck that." Hidan said, grinning as he heard Deidara huff.
They walked in silence, Hidan occasionally being swatted away when he'd try to touch Deidaras ass. Eventually though, Deidara gave up on making him stop and accepted the odd looks they were getting as they walked to his apartment. Hidan got bored of Deidara not playing along and also stopped soon after.
"So whats this guy like." Hidan asked.
"Hes a fucking asshole." Deidara grumbled, walking in a slouch.
Hidan raised a brow. "Is it because of your eye? Dude if he's fucking messing with you 'cause of your eye I'll kill him"
"He hasn't seen in."
Hidan stopped, grabbing the blondes wrist. Deidara turned around
"Let go, un!" he hissed.
"No, fuck that. If you like this guy he's gotta know."
"Know what, un?"
Hidan sneered. "You know what I'm talking about."
Deidara looked down. "I know." He muttered. "But its only been two days, and I don't want to scare him."
"How is it gonna scare him? He might like it." Hidan let out a laugh as Deidara scowled.
"You're fucking disgusting, you know that?"
Hidan scowled. "Kakuzu thinks I'm hot."
"Shut up Hidan."
"Cant make me."
"God you're such a fucking child, un." Deidara growled, heading to the apartment doors slowly. He really didn't want Hidan to come up here with him, but nothing could stop an annoying Hidan.
"Speaking of which, how old is this guy?" Hidan asked.
Deidara faultered. "err.."
Hidan watched Deidaras face. "Holy shit! You don't know! Dude this guy could be some old fart pedophile!"
Deidara slammed the apartments main doors in Hidans face and growled when Hidan let himself in. "As if you're any better!."
"At least I know Kakuzus age!"
"So this is your place?"
Deidara nodded, thankful that Sasori had yet to show his face, that or he wasn't home. A loud crash of a now broken plate came from the kitchen and Deidara groaned. "Dammit, Hidan, un!"
God he hoped Sasori was gone.
Deidara assumed he was, since the red head had yet to come out of his room and kill both of them. Thank god too, hidan had just broken another something or other.
"Hidan," Deidara called from his room, changing into something more fit for work. "Stop fucking touching everything and stay in the living room."
Deidara didn't hear any yelling but a muffled "Shut up, bitch" was heard from somewhere in the house.
Once Deidara was fully prepared for work, He came out to the living room, only to see that Hidan wasn't there. "Hidan?" He called.
He scrunched his face and looked in the kitchen. Nope.
"HOLY FUCK"
Shit, he was in Sasoris room. Was he home after all?
"Sasori I swear he's stupid he didn't know any better!" Deidara said, running into the red heads room. He frowned as he only saw Hidans backside, and from the angle he was at it seemed as though he was holding something.
"Hidan, un?"
Hidan looked slowly to Deidara and threw something yellow at him.
"Ouch!" Deidara said as it hit his head. "What the fuck-"
"LOOK AT IT, BITCH!"
Deidara looked to the yellow blob at his feet. He slowly picked it up and his jaw dropped.
It was a puppet.
Of him.
Do all that nice shit to this story, favorite and review, let the world see this story (although im thinking it sucks? oh well. I wont stop until im finished.)
OH YAH.
I love you guyzszsszszszzzssss.
