Chapter 8 - Island in the Sun
The bright sun shone down on the beaches of miami. Bikini-clad women with long, flowing hair strutted across the sand, passing the abandoned chopper.
Overhead, Wakko continued to fly the beastly apache chopper he had taken from the old laboratory grounds.
"ETA to miami, aaaaaaahhhh about 15 minutes now." Yakko looked on an app on his Phone.
Then Wakko tuned the radio to "Miami Metal Radio" and the song "Surf Nicaragua" by Sacred Reich played. The warners all began headbanging to the song as they flew their chopper above the palm trees and the sand.
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Back at the beach, Skippy and Slappy laid some towels down by the abandoned chopper.
"Ah, the sun on my fur, the rays, the Florida Panthers and Roberto Luongo, I feel like i'm in Paradise." Slappy commented as she laid on the towel.
"Slushies and bikinis, you and me both, Aunt Slappy!" Skippy whistled at some girls in the distance.
"And he talks about me finding humans attractive." Slappy commented to the readers.
A nearby radio played a calming, summer-like tune, which caused the 2 squirrels to almost fall asleep. But then, all was disturbed by the sounds of rotor blades spinning in the air, accompanied by a very loud "Black friday" By Megadeth. The rotor blades softly let down an apache helicopter, piloted by one Wakko, with his siblings, Yakko and Dot. When the chopper landed, the lyrics of the song could be heard over the sounds of the blades whirling.
"Why I oughtta smash that chopper into little pieces!" Slappy nearly got up from her towel.
The Warners ran out of the chopper, and over to the abandoned one that their pursuees had left behind.
"It's a russian made chopper." Wakko said
Just then, Slappy came stomping over.
"What's all the commotion ya chopper-flyin' hacks?" Slappy ranted
"Hey! it's Slappy!" Said Yakko
"Never mind my name, Weasel brains, why ya gotta make so much noise?"
The Warners did their best not to break their calm composure.
"Aaaaaaahhh have you seen 3 russians and a blonde lady?" Asked Yakko
"Yeah, I suppose I did. Now really, didja have to make so much noise? haven't you heard of chopper blade silencers or somethin'?" Slappy ranted
Yakko turned the readers "Where's Clarissa to explain that?"
Slappy shot back "Where's Clarissa to explain why the red wings suck?"
Yakko did not like that comment one bit.
"If you weren't an old lady i'd pummel you for that." Yakko glared at Slappy
Skippy then piped up.
"Listen guys, don't get my Aunt Slappy all riled up, Those guys you're looking for went that way." Skippy pointed to the sea.
"Thanks Skippy, ok, sibs, let's get going!" Wakko and company ran back for the chopper, although they had to drag Yakko with them before him and Slappy went all Goodfeathers on each other. Wakko turned the ignition and the chopper began to ascend into the air.
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Meanwhile, a few miles southbound of the beach, The speedboat travelled at several kilometres per hour over the water. Dr. Pepperansalt looked at the gas gauge and noticed the boat was low on fuel.
"Ah shhhhhnitzelbank! Ve're almost out of petroleum." spoke the russian doctor.
"Petroleum?" asked Boris
"He means gas, dummy." Xenia informed boris.
"Ve must refuel on shore somevhere." Dr. Pepperansalt concluded
The doctor looked at the map that Boris had.
"If ve go 2 miles vest, ve head for Coral key. Refuel zhere."
The doctor then set the course for 2 miles west. But little did he know he was about to have a major kink in his plan.
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The school bells rang and out came 2 students, a brother and sister, Lisa & Joey Little. Lisa was about 16, Joey was about 12 or so. They were headed back home, the docks at coral key, where they lived with their adoptive parents, as their dad was the dockmaster.
"How was your day, sis?" asked Joey
"Well, not too bad I guess." Lisa walked along
"We watched a video on dissecting frogs." Said Joey
"Ewww, sounds gross." Lisa replied
"And then we actually dissected one. We called him Kermit." Joey tried to gross his big sister out.
"Ahh, no more, Joey!" Lisa gagged
"Heheh." Joey laughed
While Lisa was looking away trying to contain her bile and vomit, she saw the speedboat come barrelling in.
"Hey, that boat's sure barrelling in." Said Lisa
"Are there any girls on it?" asked Joey
"No..." Lisa said in an awkward way.
Lisa knew her little brother wasn't so little anymore, as he was starting to show interest in girls. She would notice he would look at the bikini-clad girls that would rent boats to waterski. Little did they know that would be instrumental in saving someone's life in a few minutes.
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