Chapter 8- More ideas- Matt

Jeff had been resting in comfort; just recently Kane's Mrs. and the girls had just arrived at the latest arena. "Melissa… what are you doing here?" Kane asked.

"Vince called…" she began to explain.

"Ok go no farther. I am getting quite annoyed with McMahon on this!" Kane growled lowly. "He doesn't get it!"

"Perhaps we should make him get it," I said aloud.

Kane looked at me, Taker was lingering in the shadows. "What you talking about Hardy?" he asked.

"Give Vince a damn pearl, if he wants to cash in on this, he can do it himself," I announced.

Kane agreed with me! He took a pearl and went to give it to Vince; I stayed behind as the three girls went to visit their brothers. They had a small family reunion, the girls soon turned to me. "Oh uncle Matt! You're well!" they cheered.

"Thanks to your bros. I don't think I would have been the same without them!"

"We're glad Uncle Matt… and what's this I hear about a possible job for the dragons? We want in on it!" explained Tiama.

"You… want to go and eat the pest creatures?" I asked rather stunned.

"A female dragon's metabolism is MUCH different than that of a male's. Not to mention, the boys keep having all the fun! I'm tired of cooked meat," muttered Saige.

Man, this really is weird. "You should talk to your parents about that"

"Oh we already talked to mother. It just convincing Father it's a good idea…" just then Edge walked by, he was flaunting his gray scales with black tints.

He smiled to me as he fanned his wings. "Haha, I'm a dragon too! I get to replace Jeff," he said in a smartass tone.

"You do know what Jeff was doing right?" I asked.

Edge looked to me oddly. "Nothing serious, I've seen him and he doesn't look any different. Probably just a patrol or something to scare off the nasty critters" he explained and walked away.

"He has no idea does he" whispered Nalda.

"Not a clue" grinned Saige. "And we're going to keep it that way!"

"You girls are the best," I announced.

Meanwhile…

Vince sat in his office with the pearl Kane just gave him, not knowing what to make of it or how to use it. He could easily put the pearl's use on him. But that wouldn't be good for him. "I'm not a pork person," he muttered. Just then he realized something, on his office desk were multivitamins. He smiled as he hid them down under the desk, they look a lot like a pearl as he recalled. And to be on the safe side he kept a bottle of water handy.

Triple H walked in moments later. "Hey pops, you seen my vitamins?" he asked.

Vince smiled. "I got one out for you I haven't seen the bottle lately, here you go" and placed it in Hunter's hand. McMahon smile widened as Triple H put the pearl into his mouth and followed it down with a bottle of water.

Hunter didn't like the look. "What's so funny?" he asked.

"Nothing… why am I laughing?" Vince asked.

Hunter didn't like the look, not one bit as he left the office. Vince on the other hand was drawing up plans for his soon to be Dragon in law…

To Be Continued!

(Author's note- I know this story is probably getting dull, I will try to liven it up with more twists… rather than just stuffing these guys with pig men! I swear! I will try to make it more interesting… I just had too much fun with this series)