Short #8: Magazine
Link was sitting at one end of the very long dinner table within Zelda's castle. Having been invited to eat dinner with the princess, Link relaxes as he waits for both Zelda and the food to arrive.
Navi, who sat in front of him, was reading a dirty magazine, ogling over the various hot boys of various fantasies and fairy-tales.
"Ooh…so dreamy!" says Navi, ogling over a picture of a familiar looking boy.
"Huh?" Link says, curious as to what Navi was drooling over as he takes the magazine and looks at it himself, particularly at a tri-page foldout.
At that moment, Zelda enters the dining room.
"Dinner time!" Zelda says as she approaches Link with his meal. "Hey, what's that you're reading?"
Zelda looks at the back of the magazine.
"A dirty magazine?!" Zelda says in shock, quickly snatching it out of his hands, now seeing the same page Link was curiously staring at, which was a picture of Peter Pan.
"Ew! Link, you never told me you were into guys!" she says furiously as she rolls up the magazine and slaps him out of his chair with it, promptly storming out of the dining room afterwards.
Navi blushes a bright red at the scene she had witnessed.
Continue on to the next chapter!
