A/N Hey everyone! I am really excited right now! IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Anyway, Christmas party in this chapter! YAY!
Hiccup: Why are you so excited?
Me: Were you paying attention earlier? I just told everyone why.
Toothless: No, he wasn't listening, he was too busy kissing Astrid.
Hiccup: Was not!
Toothless: Was too!
Hiccup: Was not! I was in the bathroom!
Astrid: What are you two fighting over?
Hiccup: Oh...uh, hi Astrid. Toothless is just being a pain in the butt.
Toothless: No I'm not!
Hiccup: Yes you are!
Toothless: No I'm not!
Me: Will everyone just be quiet please? I already have a headache from my brothers messing about.
HICCUP'S POV
We arrived at Astrid's house for the party. When we went inside I saw that Fishlegs was there with his sister and his parents, Snotlout was there with his sister and his parents, Ruff and Tuff were there with their brothers and their parents, Mr and Mrs Hofferson were there, and Valka and Stoick were just behind us.
"Right! Lets get this ceremony over with so we can party!" I heard Snotlout say.
I turned to Astrid and said, "What's he talking about?"
Astrid's face dulled for a moment before saying, "Five years ago, my boyfriend was kidnapped. We hold a ceremony to remember him every year." I could see tears forming in her eyes and all I wanted to do was assure her that I was ok. But I couldn't.
The ceremony went by and many tears were shed, mostly from Stoick, Valka, Astrid, and Rebekah. Oh how I wished that I could reveal myself to them.
"Right! Lets get this party started!" Snotlout and Eva shouted at the same time.
"Dad. Did you phone the entertainment company?" Astrid said.
"No... Matthew was supposed to do it."
"Ok, Matthew, did you phone the entertainment company?"
"Yes, but they said they couldn't make it." Matthew said, looking nervously at Astrid, "But I did find us another entertainment company. Well, it's not really a company, it's more of a comedy duo."
"Ok, that's fine. Everyone, please take your seats. We are going to have a performance by... Matthew, what's the duo's name?"
"The Contagious Comedy Club"
"Weird name, anyway, without farther ado, please welcome, The Contagious Comedy Club!"
...And onto the stage walked... Louis and Gabe!?
(Bold is Louis, normal is Gabe, italic is both)
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls."
"Welcome to The Contagious Comedy Club."
"We hope you enjoy the evening,"
"So just sit back and relax."
"And let the laughter carry you away tonight because you'll be going home in stiches."
They then went on to do stupid tricks, like Gabe jumping through a hoop for Louis. Then there was the bad jokes,
"Gabe, why did the skeleton not go to the party?"
"I don't know, why did the skeleton not go to the party?"
"Because you were there."
An uproar of laughter filled the entire room, and Eva and Scarlett were crying.
"Not. Funny. Louis, why did the pig cross the road?"
"I don't know, why did the pig cross the road?"
"To get as far away from you as possible."
More laughter and this time me and Astrid were in stiches.
Louis got mad and pushed Gabe into the wall, Gabe faked getting hurt and fell limp to the floor.
"Gabe, wake up, my well boiled icicle is broken and I need you to fix it."
"Only if you get me a cug of moffee."
"Hang on," Shouted Snotlout, "What do you mean, 'well boiled icicle' and 'cug of moffee?"
I went up to him and whispered in his hear, "They swapped some letters, they mean, 'well oiled bicycle' and 'mug of coffee'." A look of realisation dawned on his face and he sat down.
"No way! You're not allowed coffee. You know what it does to you."
"No I don't. What does it do to me?"
"You won't be able to sleep tonight and you will have at least twelve toilet breaks."
Everyone laughed so hard that they fell off of the sofa and rolled on the floor.
"Oh yeah, we'll see about that, besides, you can't handle coffee either."
Louis tackled Gabe again and they continued their show. The evening went on and by the end of the show, everyone was holding their sides and gasping for air.
"Right! If everyone could make their way to the kitchen, we will get something to eat." Matthew said as he was standing on a chair so he could get everyone's attention.
We went to the kitchen and sat down. Mr Hofferson stood up, "Everyone, I would like to thank you for coming here today to celebrate Christmas and remember Hiccup, my daughter's boyfriend." Everyone murmured in agreement. "Now, lets eat!"
When we had arrived, Johann had offered himself as a servant for the night, so he brought out the food. There was a roast gammon joint, a roast chicken, a roast turkey, pigs in blankets, and loads of other types of food that I loved. Obviously, they had gotten in all of my favourite food so they remembered me even as they ate.
After we ate, we all went up to the bedrooms. There was three bedrooms, one for the parents, one for the girls, and one for the boys. I chose the bed closest to the window.
"What do you guys want to do?" Tuffnut said as he came up to us.
"I don't know. What do you say Henry?" Matthew said.
I smirked evilly, "I have an idea."
"Oh, no." Snotlout said, "I don't like that look you're giving us."
I smirked again, "How about we play a game."
"Uh... You said it as if you are not giving us an option." Tuffnut said.
"I know." I said as I started walking in circles around them, "Who wants to go first?"
"Uh... I'm confused, what game are we playing?" Gabe butted in.
I smirked again, "We are playing a game I made up, it's a testing and trust game."
"Ok, what do we have to do?" Louis said.
"Everyone sit on your bed," I instructed them and they obeyed, "Snotlout, do you trust me?"
"...Yeah..."
"Ok, everyone close your eyes," They did as they were told, "Ok, I'm going to put something in your hand Snotlout, you are not to eat it until I tell you, understand?"
"...Yeah."
I put a small silver capsule in his hand. I went on to do this with all of the boys, and then said, "All right everyone, put the capsule in your mouth and swallow it." They swallowed the capsules and instantly fell asleep.
"Hehehe works every time." I said to Toothless who was now sitting on my shoulder.
"I don't understand, why did you give them sleeping capsules?"
I face-palmed, "Because my watch says Drago is outside." I said it like it was the most obvious reason.
"Oh, yeah, that makes sense."
"Just shut up and get me my gear."
Sorry for the cliff-hanger, but I had to do it. Anyway, I hope you all have a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Hiccup: What's Christmas?
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot. Have a merry Snoggletog and a happy new year!
Tuffnut: What's Snoggletog?
Astrid: You know what Snoggletog is. Besides if you didn't then you wouldn't have a brain.
Tuffnut: I do!?
Hiccup: Yes, you do. You know, Odin comes and brings us presents.
Tuffnut: Oh, yeah... I remember now. Last year I asked Odin to bring me a new sister but he never did.
Ruffnut: I'm standing right here!
Tuffnut: Yeah, I know.
Ruffnut: Why you little-
Me: Stop fighting! Tomorrow is Christmas Eve for me and I want to enjoy it. Anyway, this is Dragonchick101 signing out!
