Okay, just so yous know, I won't be able to write for a while. I'm going to Tennessee with my grandparents for a week starting tomorrow. Then I'm staying with them, though I'll come back and get my laptop so I can update. I won't be updating until at least the 24th, maybe. Just wanted to let you know.

I own nothing.

Nikki:Yeah, I'll be gone for the next week or so. So I'm trying to update at least one chapter for every story. Don't think I'll be able to do that though. Today is my sister's b-day and we're going out tonight, then we leave tomorrow. So the first reviewer is Nat Kicker of Shins.

Nat Kicker of Shins

Karl: *rocking in fetal position on the floor* SHMEH.

*smiling* You need to teach me how to do that...

DIBBEH: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *gives garlic bread* I MADE A LOT OF THIS TODAY! :D ERM...YOU SHALL...sing the Llama Song!

Nikki:I loves the Llama song!

Dib:What?

Nikki:This song. *shows*

Dib:Oh.

Here's a llama
There's a llama
and another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck

Llama llama
cheesecake llama
tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice a llama
not a llama
farmer llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama duck

is that how its told now
is it oh so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Nikki&Alicia:*laughs*

Everyone else:*jumps* When'd you get here?

Alicia:I've been here, you just didn't pay attention.

Gir: I saw someone who looked like Ricky Simmons today. ouo HAVE A PLANT AND SOME TICKETS TO A DANE COOK SHOW.

Gir:*takes* Its a pretty plant. I'm gonna name it Bob! *goes to Dane Cook show with Bob*

Nikki:Aww, I like Dane Cook.

Alicia:So do I. *whines*

ZIMMEH: You are like, the best singer ever...srsly. YOU EVEN SANG HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER. Foo. Imma just make you sing EVERYDAY. Sing The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature ouo

Zim:Zim is the best singer.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and ghouls,
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction
Of delight, horror, fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command,
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you, there's always a price -

Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!

The dark carnival is in town,
You'd better be ready:
Just follow the parade
Of dancing skeletons;
Full of ghoulish delights
Around every corner -
Don't tell your parents you're here,
They will soon be mourners

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

I will be your ticket taker -
Come inside, it's a dream!
Enter the fun house of mirrors,
No one can hear you scream.
We can supply anything
That your heart desires,
But the consequences
Will surely be dire.

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

Come inside
For the ride,
Your deepest darkest fears

The best night
Of your life,
You're never leaving here

The unknown,
The unseen,
Is what you're gonna find

Witness this,
Witness that,
Until you lose your mind!

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and ghouls,
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction
Of delight, horror, fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command,
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you, there's always a price -

Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!

The dark carnival is in town,
You'd better be ready:
Just follow the parade
Of dancing skeletons;
Full of ghoulish delights
Around every corner -
Don't tell your parents you're here,
They will soon be mourners

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

I will be your ticket taker -
Come inside, it's a dream!
Enter the fun house of mirrors,
No one can hear you scream.
We can supply anything
That your heart desires,
But the consequences
Will surely be dire.

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

Come inside
For the ride,
Your deepest darkest fears

The best night
Of your life,
You're never leaving here

The unknown,
The unseen,
Is what you're gonna find

Witness this,
Witness that,
Until you lose your mind!

Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete

Red: I really hate you. *gives Nikki raygun* USE THIS ON HIM.

Nikki:Ooh. *takes gun* I'm gonna have fun shooting Red. *aims, shoots before he can notice*

Red:*yelp; falls over*

Nikki:He'll be revived later, if he's dead. If not we'll just wake him up.

Purple: But I hate you more. *pulls really hard on antennae*

Purple:Ow!*holds antenna*

HEY, SHLOONKTAPOOXIUS SHOULD BE HERE.

Nikki:He should!

Alicia:Can I call W.T. Dude? He's fun to talk to.

Nikki:*raises eyebrow, but nods*

Shloonktapooxius:*is thrown through window* What am I doin here?

Nikki:This is my questionnaire, one of my reviewers wanted you here.

Shloonk(it's easier to type than his full name):Oh.

Nikki: Heyhihello sounds like Owl City. I have figured this out. YOUR CENSOR MACHINE IS BROKEN TOO? Those stupid, cheap, horrible censor machines...have some snapple.

Nikki:It's broken 'cause of Alicia killing it.

Alicia:I did no such thing!

Nikki:Hmm... Sure you didn't.

Alicia: Have you ever heard of... *whispers something in ear*

Alicia:Maybe.

AND WHEE I DONT KNOW ANYONE ELSE.

Karl: Eeeehhhhhhh...

Nikki:Yeah, but lots of other's do, if they'd read this...

Alicia:Hello? We're doing a questionnaire.

Nikki:Shush. The next reviewer is Invader jrek

Invader jrek

Dare of DOOM!: Dib fight Shaddros. If you want to know who that is go see lord dread ravens Questionare.

Nikki:Fun. I read it, it's good.

Dib:Who?

Zim:An Irken god. How would the worm-baby know about him?

Nikki:I don't know. *calls W.T. Dude; gets Shaddros*

*I suck at writing violence, so this was cut out*

Dare: Dib. Go JTHM on EVERYONE who has mocked you. You get UNLIMITED weapons that will self destruct on use and the ones who have mocked you get nothing.

Dib:How do I go JTHM?

Nikki:Jthm is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Dib:Oh. *he goes to torture people, which is really just using and throwing weapons at them*

Nikki:Is that it?

Alicia:Guess so.

Nikki:Whatever, bye! See you whenever I get my laptop back.

That's it for a while. Bye!