The general came back to meet Bowser again. There was some questions needed to be answered and the overgrown turtle had those answers.

"What in god's name are you Bowser?" demanded Jeffery Oldsturm.

Bowser raised an eyebrow and answered "I'm a Koopa, duh! Wasn't that the reason you dweebs were researching me?"

The general frowned. "Not exactly. But now that we know what you are and what you can do, I wish to make a deal with you."

"I'm listening…"

"We will let you be a free… Koopa if you work for us as our secret weapon against the monster threat."

This offer did not please Bowser.

"WHAT?! NO WAY MAN!!! I AM NO PAWN, IN FACT I CONTROL THEM! DO YOU KNOW I AM THE DARK LORD OF KOOPAS?!! DO YOU KNOW I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MINIONS UNDER MY COMMAND?!! DO YOU KNOW I CAME HERE TO FIND RECRUITMENTS FOR WORLD DOMINATION?!! HUH?!! DO YOU?!!"

"I do now. Men, kill him."

"GOOD! MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL… wait, what?"

"You changed my mind, Bowser. Now that I know you're an evil king with an army planning for total conquest, letting you live would be a threat to human kind."

"You can't kill me! I'm Bows-"

A laser to the head silenced him. A soldier opened the Koopa's cage now that the turtle was dead.

"Wait!" Jeffery shouted. "He might still be…"

POW! The surprised soldier fell when Bowser got back up and roasted him.

The turtle laughed. "Was that suppose to hurt? I had lava baths more sizzling than that!"

"Shoot him down!" ordered General Oldsturm.

Bowser charged through the open cell and bowled over the armed humans that in his way.

"Don't just lay there! Go after him!"

The downed troopers nodded and picked themselves up to chase after the turtle. A different soldier moved past the others and came to the general with urgency.

"What do you want?!" Jeffery asked in annoyance.

The soldier flinched at the response, then calmed down and answered "we have a civilian in custody. It seems he knows about our classified information."

The general narrowed his eyes. "Let me see him."

-

Bowser ran out of the NES base with his arms flailing. He saw an open manhole and jumped down it, only to get stuck halfway. He heard footsteps coming from inside the base, so the turtle went into his spiked shell and finally squeezed through the manhole.

"Let's go that way!" somebody shouted from above. There were many footsteps running by, then going away.

The Koopa king wiped his forehead. He looked around and saw he was back in the sewers again. With nowhere else to go without chances of being shot at, Bowser went through the underground tunnels. As he kept walking, he noticed the walls were getting slimier.

"Yuck, this place is more disgusting than the time I went to Isle Delfino! Hmm, you know it seems familiar, like I remember this slime… like… GASP! Could it be?"

Bowser heard a wet, squishy noise behind him. He turned around and shrieked.

"IT IS YOU!"

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TO BE continued.