(A.N. warining, some off dis chaptah is xtrmly scray. Veiwr dxcretin advized. Pluz, srry 4 da l8 possts. It's ben a heard vew weaks at mai skowl, wif loz off homwok. Alzo, I yam meesin mai marone croset. Plety plz retran met.)
I sat down and pulled out a Yummy Bun. A Yummy Bun is my homemade cinnamon bun with icing on top of it. It is very tasty. I broke it in half and gave it to Pikachu, allowing myself to eat the other half. I needed a way to save my friends. So I went to the lost and found box in the Poke Store and found some string, a paper clip, three marbles, a sling, a pickle (which Pikachu quickly devoured), a stack of paper, 52 bullets, and a Glock 18. A plan quickly formed at the sight of the previous two items. I loaded the bullets into the magazines, shoved open the door, and made my way to the prison.
"What a dummy," I thought to myself," to leave a gun in the lost and found." I opened the door to the prison, shot Officer Janie in the head, shot off the lock to the prison door, and freed my friends.
"Where ever did you find a gun? I thought they were baned five years ago," GSX asked me. I annoyingly shrugged it off, and kept on walking. He continued to pester me with these questions, but I tried to ignore him. I finally responded.
"You incoherent dunce, you don't know anything about gun laws or bans! Obama's reincarnation might have tried to do something, but now the only police officer in the world is dead!"
"Well, I'm soooooooooooooooooory that your the angry langry, mr. tangy."
"Please stop rhyming. It's to annoying to comprehend."
"PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!" Amanoth said, bursting our private bubble. If she had known us longer, then she would know that these things happen all the time. It did, though, get us to shut up for a few minutes. We continued along in the awkward silence brought by the overwhelming feeling of death and ketchup.
"Pika pika!"
"Are you hungry, Pikachu? " I asked, also trying to break the silence.
"Pika!" So we decided to stop for a while and grab us a bite to eat. I ate a bacon cheeseburger, Pikachu had a Yummy Bun, Amanoth had a salad, and GSX had some cheese poofs.
"What are you gonna do now, Legion?" Amanoth asked me, in her voice, seemingly twice as annoyinger.
"I'm going to compete in the Ultimate Pokemon Tournament. Hopefully, I can level up my Pokemon. I just know Pikachu is going to evolve. I can feel it!"
"Sigh, don't you know that Pikachu evolves only by using a thunderstone?"
I responded in silence as we continued down the road to the arena...
CHOO BEH CONTINLUED!
