Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Chapter Eight: Bye, bye Meg and HOUSE PARTY!

Chris:*drives little boat into the side of the ship* ouch

Everyone: *Gets on board*

Brian: Right. You go get the map while I go and do some...stuff.

Chris: Okay...*Runs down to the longboat bay* Hmm...*Grabs Morph* where's the map?

Herbert: Right over there, boy! *points at a Rubix cube in a pile of rope*

Chris: Yippee! *hits a lever, sending off a siren noise* Whoops! * Turns it off*

Herbert: Run Fat Boy Run!

Both: *run away and go up the stairs*

Chris: *gasp as he sees Scroop* OMG! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Meg: I didn't die in the first place!*Lunges at Chris*

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHH*runs back down the tunnels*

Meg: You can run but you-AHH!

Chris: *Stops running and looks back at Scroop*

Meg: * Is wearing a very small bra and Morph's face appears on the cup*

Herbert: I must say, the robust colour suits your scarlet body but I think you need a double D to have the perfect fit.

Meg: GRR!* rips off morph and throws him in a cupboard* I'M GOING TO KILL THE FAT BOY!

Herbert: *Turns off the artictifal..arti-oh cut the crap! MAN MADE GRAVITIY!*!

Chris and Meg: *Stares* WTF?...*both start floating in the air*

Chris: *blinks* HI-YA! *Karate kicks Scroop*

Meg: *Stands into a crane kung-fu shape then grabs Jim's fist* HUH!*house kicks Jim*

Chris and Meg: *Start doing all these kung fu movements in mid air*

Herbert:*Plays a flute*

Chris and Meg: *cross their legs then drink tea from nowhere* Inner peace . Hommm.

Herbert: *Stops playing the flute*

Meg: *swings her arm and knocks away Morph's flute*

Chris: *gasp*

Herbert: Bad Spider-Pig. *Kicks Scroop sending her flying into outer space*

Meg: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED!

Chris: *sniff* Sh-he was the b-b-b-est kung-g-g-g f-fu w-war-r-rior of-f a-all t-time...

Herbert: SHE was a f*****g , w****y a**-***l B!T£#!

Brain: What'd I'd miss?

Chris: Where have you been?

Voice from the bedroom: Brrrrrrrrrrian? Come here you beast of a dog! *giggles*

Brian: Angelina Jolie, Brittany Spears and Katie Price wanted to, um, play a game.

Herbert: OH! Is it monopoly?

Chris: No! It's cluedo! Who was the killer?

Brian: Ahh...Mrs. Peacock.

Chris: How can someone have a cock the size of a pea?*blinks* Oh! I hope I didn't offended you, B.E.N.

Brian: I HAVE HUMPED MORE WHOES THAN TIGER WOODS, KID!

Chris: No, no. You mean holes. Tiger Woods is a golfer right?

Brian: *Punches Jim*

Chris: OW! OMG! MY EYE!

Brian: Let's get back to the Captain and Doc.

Angelina Jolie in a tiger print underwear: Oh come on, Brian. You can bring your friends!

Brittany Spears in a leopard underwear: Yeah! It has up to five players!

Chris: But there's six of us..

Brittany: That's what I said! *holds up three fingers* Twelve players!

Katie Price wearing red nipple tassels: I have a little song to!

I'm a Barbie girl!

In a Barbie world!

My tits are plastic!-

Brian: They don't know how to play, see and we gotta get back to the others. *Winks at them* Shag you later.

Girls: *Swoon*

Back at B.E.N.'s crib:

Brain and Chris: *Gasp*

Stewie: Come on, Rupert! Let's dance! *Dances with his teddy bear*

Crew: *Dance with lots of naked women*

Peter and Louis: *Making out in the corner*

Herbert: PRETTY!

Chris: OMG! WTF HAPPENED?

Peter: *Stops kissing Louis* The pirates found us so instead of tying us up and that crap, they let us make out while they partied. *Turns to Louis* Now let's see those nipples!

Louis: *Annoying laugh AGAIN!*

Brain: Well! They do have Doritos.

Chris: WHERE! WHERE'S THE DORITOS!

Brian: *Points at a bowl of Doritos next to different dips*

Chris: *Runs over and stuffs his face* OMG! SALSA SAUCE? WHERE'S THE TANGY CHEESE FLAVOUR?

Pretty random and crap. REVIEW!