Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Chapter Eight: Bye, bye Meg and HOUSE PARTY!
Chris:*drives little boat into the side of the ship* ouch
Everyone: *Gets on board*
Brian: Right. You go get the map while I go and do some...stuff.
Chris: Okay...*Runs down to the longboat bay* Hmm...*Grabs Morph* where's the map?
Herbert: Right over there, boy! *points at a Rubix cube in a pile of rope*
Chris: Yippee! *hits a lever, sending off a siren noise* Whoops! * Turns it off*
Herbert: Run Fat Boy Run!
Both: *run away and go up the stairs*
Chris: *gasp as he sees Scroop* OMG! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Meg: I didn't die in the first place!*Lunges at Chris*
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHH*runs back down the tunnels*
Meg: You can run but you-AHH!
Chris: *Stops running and looks back at Scroop*
Meg: * Is wearing a very small bra and Morph's face appears on the cup*
Herbert: I must say, the robust colour suits your scarlet body but I think you need a double D to have the perfect fit.
Meg: GRR!* rips off morph and throws him in a cupboard* I'M GOING TO KILL THE FAT BOY!
Herbert: *Turns off the artictifal..arti-oh cut the crap! MAN MADE GRAVITIY!*!
Chris and Meg: *Stares* WTF?...*both start floating in the air*
Chris: *blinks* HI-YA! *Karate kicks Scroop*
Meg: *Stands into a crane kung-fu shape then grabs Jim's fist* HUH!*house kicks Jim*
Chris and Meg: *Start doing all these kung fu movements in mid air*
Herbert:*Plays a flute*
Chris and Meg: *cross their legs then drink tea from nowhere* Inner peace . Hommm.
Herbert: *Stops playing the flute*
Meg: *swings her arm and knocks away Morph's flute*
Chris: *gasp*
Herbert: Bad Spider-Pig. *Kicks Scroop sending her flying into outer space*
Meg: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED!
Chris: *sniff* Sh-he was the b-b-b-est kung-g-g-g f-fu w-war-r-rior of-f a-all t-time...
Herbert: SHE was a f*****g , w****y a**-***l B!T£#!
Brain: What'd I'd miss?
Chris: Where have you been?
Voice from the bedroom: Brrrrrrrrrrian? Come here you beast of a dog! *giggles*
Brian: Angelina Jolie, Brittany Spears and Katie Price wanted to, um, play a game.
Herbert: OH! Is it monopoly?
Chris: No! It's cluedo! Who was the killer?
Brian: Ahh...Mrs. Peacock.
Chris: How can someone have a cock the size of a pea?*blinks* Oh! I hope I didn't offended you, B.E.N.
Brian: I HAVE HUMPED MORE WHOES THAN TIGER WOODS, KID!
Chris: No, no. You mean holes. Tiger Woods is a golfer right?
Brian: *Punches Jim*
Chris: OW! OMG! MY EYE!
Brian: Let's get back to the Captain and Doc.
Angelina Jolie in a tiger print underwear: Oh come on, Brian. You can bring your friends!
Brittany Spears in a leopard underwear: Yeah! It has up to five players!
Chris: But there's six of us..
Brittany: That's what I said! *holds up three fingers* Twelve players!
Katie Price wearing red nipple tassels: I have a little song to!
I'm a Barbie girl!
In a Barbie world!
My tits are plastic!-
Brian: They don't know how to play, see and we gotta get back to the others. *Winks at them* Shag you later.
Girls: *Swoon*
Back at B.E.N.'s crib:
Brain and Chris: *Gasp*
Stewie: Come on, Rupert! Let's dance! *Dances with his teddy bear*
Crew: *Dance with lots of naked women*
Peter and Louis: *Making out in the corner*
Herbert: PRETTY!
Chris: OMG! WTF HAPPENED?
Peter: *Stops kissing Louis* The pirates found us so instead of tying us up and that crap, they let us make out while they partied. *Turns to Louis* Now let's see those nipples!
Louis: *Annoying laugh AGAIN!*
Brain: Well! They do have Doritos.
Chris: WHERE! WHERE'S THE DORITOS!
Brian: *Points at a bowl of Doritos next to different dips*
Chris: *Runs over and stuffs his face* OMG! SALSA SAUCE? WHERE'S THE TANGY CHEESE FLAVOUR?
Pretty random and crap. REVIEW!
