You know filler should really be shorter then I've been making them especially since they're just to remind you I'm still alive. So here's a short little filler idea I just came up with today. If you like it, great. If you don't... well whatever works for you I guess. Remember none of the characters belong to me. Normally I'd say because they belong to Nintendo, but in this case well... read on a bit and you'll get why I didn't say Nintendo. Enjoy.
"The Old Rival"
By DianaGohan.
Before Sonic the Hedgehog blazed the trails of the Sega Master System/Sega Genesis, there was another person who was entrusted to ensure Sega's supremacy in the console race. And though that person failed and became long forgotten, the hardcore will never forget. And neither will Sonic.
The hedgehog was speeding along a meadow one day when he heard a long exaggerated cry.
"SONIC, IT ENDS TODAY!" Said a loud booming voice.
The hedgehog stopped running and rolled his eyes. "Oh man I was hoping I wouldn't have to deal with a lameo today" he muttered to himself before lookign up. "Fine, can we just get this over with?"
"VERY WELL SONIC. IT'S TIME!" The figure then jumped down facing right in front of Sonic. The figure was actually just a large headed boy with blond hair, wearing a white shirt, red overalls and black boots as he held out a giant fist. "I'm going to get you this time Sonic."
"Alex, why don't you way past give it up?" The hedgehog asked holding out his hand. "You've lost so many times before-"
"This time I won't!" Alex the narrowed his eyes. "Alex Kidd will be the supreme mascot of Sega. Not you. And it's time I got my dues"
"Okay okay, take a chill pill man" Sonic held out his hands. "Same rules as before?"
"Yes" Alex said smiling some. "And like I said, this time it will be our final battle?" The two starred at each other for a minute before holding out their hands and shaking them down. "JA...KEN!" Alex held out a fist. "Ha ha I win...HUHHHHHHHHHHH?"
Sonic was shown holding out an open palm. "Paper covers rock lameo. I win."
"No. This can't be true. It's... it's impossible!" Alex fell to the ground crying. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude stop quoting Star Wars" Sonic crossed his arms. "Honestly everytime I beat you, you have to go on some mondo long tangent-"
"I was the original, the best Sega had to offer" Alex said holding out his fist. "How could I lose? HOW?"
"And there you go again" Sonic then speeded away. "Well now that I won I'm taking off."
"That's right, take off hedgehog, take off" Alex shook a fist. "But one day I, Alex Kidd, will defeat you." He sighed. "Maybe I should try finding that Telepathy Ball first. Then I'll KNOW what he's thinking" he then looked around. "But I lost the one I got from the fire pit so..." Alex gasped and walked to an area in front of him. "Maybe it's under this box!" He then opened a box a few feet away and gasped. "Hey you're not a telepathy ball"
"I should (beep)ing hope not" said a voice as Solid Snake was shown glaring at him. "Mind telling me why you're disturbing my (beep)ing peace and quiet"
"Oh no a boss!" Alex lept back. "I know how to take care of you!" Alex then held out his hand holding out two fingers. "JA-KEN!"
"Hmmm rock paper scissors eh?" Snake smirked some. "I don't play that. I play BMG."
"What's that?"
"Well it stands for bombs, missles and guns" Snake then took out a pistol. "And what do you know, I drew a gun. Guess what I'm going to do with it?" He then shot Alex who fell to the ground as a lined ghost then fell from his body.
Alex got up and smiled. "Ha good thing i had continues!"
"Good thing I have more bullets" Snake said holding out his gun again.
"...You know on second thought, maybe being a mascot is more of a burden then it's worth" Alex held out his hand. "I mean the responsiblities alone are-" Alex then saw Snake about to pull his trigger. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled quickly running off.
"Yeah that's what I thought" the mercanery muttered before pulling the box back under him as the scene panned out.
THE END!
Hoped you liked that little story which was inspired by seeing an Alex Kidd playthrough and realiznig how ridicolous his series in. Seriously boss battles in the game are won through rock paper scissors. What the hell is that? Anyway remember to review and stuff.
