A/N: Oh my, ideas are popping into my head. But how can I type them all at once? How troublesome.
Disclaimer: Masashi Losermoto owns Naruto.
Chapter 8: Pranksters Gone Too Far
After a long, and exhausting mission Sasuke finally felt relieved to be coming home. Being greeted by a beautiful wife, and an amazing daughter.
''I'm Hom-'' Instead of a beautiful wife, and an amazing daughter he was greeted by a bucket of water dropping on his head, and soaking him from head to toe.
He stood silent, anger boiling up inside of him. Snickers could be heard nearby, along with a few 'shh's'
He threw the bucket off of him, accidentally breaking a window in the process. Oh well, Naruto could just pay for that.
Activating his sharingan, he went to where he heard the laughing. Behind the fence to his house, he found an obnoxious bundle of blonde hair, and his 'little angel' snickering in a corner.
Sasuke grasped the fence so tightly, that it broke in his hand. When they noticed the older Uchiha, there was an abrupt silence until...
''GYAH, A MONSTER 'TTEBASA!'' Bolt pointed at the Uchiha, before grabbing Sarada's arm and running off with her.
Corrupting his daughter's mind, causing her to do such foolery actions.
Naruto wasn't going to hear the end of this. ''Wait till' I get my hands on you, damn brat.'' he seethed.
''I'm taking a ramen break, Shikamaru.'' Naruto yawned and stretched, standing up from his 'super-cool-awesome' Hokage chair.
''Tch, hurry up. There's still more documents you need to sort.'' Shikamaru reminded.
''Yeah, Yeah, I know 'ttebayo.'' Naruto opened the door to his office, and
SPLAT
He got smacked with a pie full of paint. The blonde hokage glanced down to see a raven haired girl, and a bright haired blonde giggling and running away.
If there was one thing Naruto hated that Bolt inherited, it was his old prankster ways.
And now he was having an influence on Sasuke's daughter. Oh lord have mercy, he was going to get it good for the Uchiha soon enough.
''NARUTO!''
Or maybe now.
He tried desperately to wipe the paint off his face, but it only ended up staining his bandage. ''Damnit, damnit...'' he cursed the brilliant prankster mind Bolt had.
It might even be greater than his own.
Sasuke grabbed the blonde by the shirt, shoving him against the wall. ''Control your damn son.''
All he wanted was a simple ramen break, but it was apparently more safer inside his office. Sighing, he pushed the Uchiha back. ''I can't help it if he has a brilliant mind like his father.''
Naruto suddenly noticed the state Sasuke was in, and couldn't help but laughing out loud.
An angry, soaked Sasuke was of course a sight to be seen. ''He's more of a handful than you are.''
''As long as they don't have the guts to play any pranks on our wives...'' Naruto shuddered at the thought of how angry Sakura could get if Bolt tried that kind of crap on her. He'd probably lose a limb or two.
Although... if he had the nerve to do it on Sasuke..
They stared at each other in realization.
And at that same moment they rushed off to find the kids.
''...SHANNARO!''
