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Chapter 8

The End Of Katherine Pryde

Finally. Not only do I mean a new chapter, but I mean I get to torture Kitty, the most annoying X-Men Evolution character (She's only annoying in Evo though. She's awesome in the comics and in Wolverine and the X-Men.) I had wanted to do Kurt in this chapter too, but I'm thinking about sparing him from Jean's wrath. Should I?

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Storm and Professor Xavier had left the mansion to find allies to fight Jean. They left Kurt and Kitty in charge of the students and made sure they shut down all of the computers. Jean had realized this and begun to complain to her dark master.

What do I do now master?

Slip a letter under Kitty's door.

Why Kitty?

Do you even have to ask? Who wouldn't want to destroy Kitty

Good point.

And so Jean came up with pairings for Kitty and wrote them down. She ran across the hall, but unfortunately bumped into Kitty herself. Oh crap She thought as she put a fake smile on.

"Hey Jean, like, what's up?" Kitty greeted cheerfully.

"Uh, nothing much. Just, uh, going to my room to catch up on some homework." Jean replied. How stupid can she really be? She wondered as she went around Kitty to go back to her room.

"Like, later Jean." Kitty waved as she went to her own room. It was so quiet since Rogue had her breakdown. In fact, a lot of people seem to be having a few mental issues lately. She called Lance yesterday and the only thing he seemed to say was "No more Lietros, no more Lietros…". And when she talked to Scott, he held his head and cried. I wonder why that is? Kitty thought.

Then she noticed the envelope on the floor, with her name printed on the back. "Oh goody, it's a letter!" Kitty shrieked, secretly hoping it was from Lance or that handsome Russian guy that works for Magneto.

To her dismay the letter was from Jean. Kitty still opened it, because for some reason Jean had not spoken to her in days, not counting their encounter in the hallway. Kitty looked at the paper in confusion.

Kitty Pryde Fan Pairings

She knew what a fan pairing was. Even she wasn't that dumb. But she had no idea that people were using her in fan pairings. "They must really love me!" Kitty cheered as she started to read the pairings.

Lance/Kitty

Kitty rolled her eyes. Sure she liked Lance and all, but his name seemed like a pun. As if someone planned for Lance Alvers and Avalanche to sound similar. Hm…

Piotr/Kitty

"EEEEEEEEEEEP!"

Yes, Kitty squealed. Because of how excited she was that people should think that she belongs with Piotr, who was ,in her opinion, like the hottest guy ever.

Kurt/Kitty

This is a little weird. Kurt was her friend, but, not to be offensive, she didn't like him that way. And she was fairly certain Amanda would not be happy about it.

Scott/Kitty

Scott's okay, but he is wound a little too tight. Kitty had no idea what Jean saw in him. He's not at all what I think Piotr might be like… artistic….smart….sexy….

Kitty's face turned red as she got rid of those thoughts before Professor Xavier or Jean had a chance to read her mind.

Bobby/Kitty

"Damn you X-Men: The Last Stand and Wolverine and the X-Men. See what evil you have caused!" Kitty shouted, but then moved on before people began to think she was going insane.

Logan/Kitty

That was the creepiest one so far. Logan was old. Like over 200 or something. He was older than her great grandfather. And plus anyone could see he was totally crushing on Storm.

Rogue/Kitty

Kitty was offended by this one. Not only were people insinuating she was gay, but people think she was in love with her roommate! Kitty had peeked in Rogue's diary once and found Rogue had written down a few of her dreams that involved a certain Cajun, so she was pretty sure Rogue would also be offended that people thought she and Kitty liked each other.

Pietro/Kitty

Kitty stood there silently thinking for a second. Pietro liked… Pietro. Not Kitty. Never Kitty. Pietro was in love with himself. And noone else.

Todd/Kitty

Kitty shivered. This was beyond creepy. She didn't know what to do. Then she got up and began to run towards the wall. She phased through the wall, out of her second (or third?) story bedroom and landed in the pool. Damn.

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Aww yes, Kitty would rather die than know that people thought she would like Toad. And by the way, I know that some people like these pairings, but this is just poking fun at them. I'm a little worried people might have a problem with this chapter because of slight Kitty bashing, but whatever. Review and I'll update fast!