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Rebel 8 - Ragna, the Spectacle of Eros are making the girls fight for you and they break stuff, please take care of that, but don't hurt them if possible please. - Izami

"Damn you Rabbit!" Ragna shouted to the heavens, he was tied to a chair the girls fighting for his affection. A familiar looking glasses perch upon his handsome face, the girls words that is.

Anyway, he yelps when a stray lance belonging to a certain genderbent character nearly hits him in the face.

In the distance Ragna swears he can hear the amused laugh of the stupid vampire rabbit. Ragna's form of salvation appeared in the form of a brown hair girl.

"Psst," Celica called out from a corner, Ragna looks at the source and it brought tears to his manly face. There sneaking around was Celica, the only girl unaffected by the spell.

"Ragna, i'm going to get you out of here." she went behind the chair and started untying the man. Mikoto with her highten senses heard the scratching of ropes, looking behind her she saw a cardboard cutout of Ragna sitting in place, the original nowhere in sight.

"He's gone!" the girls gasp and look at the retreating Celica and Ragna, leaving comedic dust cloud on their wake.

"Get them!" they all gave a cry and followed the 2.

"Good Lord! Someone save me!" Celica felt her vein throb.

"Hey! I resent that! i save you didn't I?"

"You untied me! but i'm not saved!"

"Good point!"

Going into position Noel transormed into Mu, Nu and Lambda with her, making there swords float they fired a beam causing the retreating 2 to fly in the air, landing gracefully, not, on the ground with a thud, "I think i broke my ribs," Ragna wheezed,

"I think i broke my pancreas," Celica groaned out, she looks at Ragna to see that she was being given a blank look. "What? It's possible."

He nods and stood up, but he was too late, he felt a weight tackle him into the ground.

"Tsubaki-san! aren't you engage!" Celica exclaimed,

"It doesn't matter anymore, your my one true love!"

"Get of me! I don't want my sister-in-law falling in love with me!" Ragna bellowed, knocking out Tsubaki with a karate chop to the neck.

"Whoa, awesome."

"Now let's get out of here!"

they continue running, "Wait, why don't you just ditch the glasses!" Celica exclaimed in realization. "I can't! That stupid rabbit glued it to my face!"

"Glued?!"

"Don't ask how she did it!"

when a stray beam nearly hits him, he snapped. Yes, enough was enough. Gritting his teeth he faced the incoming horde and hefted his sword up.

"Ragna! don't do this!" Celica hugged Ragna from the front, trying to hold the fumin Reaper.

Call it a miracle or something, the glasses suddenly dissapeared in a smoke, causing the 2 too blink.

"What?" were the 2's genius answer,

Looking behind them they saw that the girls were already giing back like nothing happened, causing the 2 too blink again.

"Well, that happened." Ragna deadpanned,

"Yes, yes it did." Celica deadpanned back.

"Want some ramen? my treat."

"Ok, wonder who saved you?"

"I don't care, as long as it's gone."

with that the 2 started making their way to a ramen stand.

somewhere in the horizon, Rachel was fuming, with a pout on her face.

"At least it was funny while it lasted."