You decided to wait a little while before you interrupt your meowrail. He seemed quite happy in there with his post-pailing matesprit cuddles. You wouldn't blame him, really. He was like your little (okay, maybe "little" was the understatement of the year) turtle: hard on the outside, but a big softie underneath! One of the many qualities that made him a good meowrail.

You gave them a good half hour, using your alone time to hatch your plan. You decided you were going to ask Equius to STRONG jump you over to the Land of Pulse and Haze, a few human blocks away from Karkat's hive. You figured if he could jump from his planet to the Land of Quartz and Melody to see Aradia and the Land of Dew and Glass to pick up Feferi, dropping you off on LOPAH wouldn't be much of a problem. From there you would use your acquired distance and Hearty powers to get Karkat just the teensiest bit turned on before you give his door a hearty knock and seduced him. You kinda felt like Vriska here, using devious plots to capture your prey! You snicker to yourself and head over to the front of Equius' hive. Your sensitive ears are overpowered by a shriek of "GLUB!" and a low-pitched "fiddlesti%", followed by the rustling of clothing being placed back on their respective bodies and the scrambling to hide their bucket. You smile coyly and wait for him to answer his door.

== Nepeta: Be Karkat.

You're obviously back to being Karkat. And you're kind of still freaking out here about the whole Equius deal. Who wouldn't? No one, that's who. This is fucking Equius we're talking about here. That guy's more powerful than a human bull creature. You were muscular, yeah, but not muscular enough to defend yourself against that hoofbeast-fetishizing asshole. You decided that it would be best to not think about that for the moment. You turned your thoughts over to your flushcrush Nepeta. Damn, you wish your love life was like one of your totally not shitty romcoms. If it were, you'd be romancing the shit out of that little kittycat. And then pailing her senseless. But mostly romancing, because you were just that kind of guy.

You thought for a moment about how exactly to capture the heart of Miss Nepeta Leijon. It would probably be tough, since she is quite a catch. The others might not see it, but you do. You're good with these kinds of things. But even the master needs some insight from their students every once in a while. You opened up a new tab on your husktop's Internet browser and searched "How to seduce a babe." Yes. Perfect. The webpage it directed you to wasn't even a webpage- it was a document. Hm. You opened it and waited for it to load.

== Karkat: Be Kanaya.

You are now the Jadeblood Sylph, no other than Kanaya Maryam. You honestly didn't know why you became you. Your part in the story was pretty much over. Wait, no it's not. Where would you get such a silly idea? You seemed to be full of silly ideas that day. You hastily decide to be Karkat again so you have time to sort yourself out and limit the amount of embarrassment you'll be bringing upon yourself by winging this.

== Kanaya: Sort yourself out. In the meantime, be Karkat as well. Yes, that makes sense.

You were not quite sure what that was about but you sure as hell don't care. You finally have the document open. It seems to be some sort of list. Your eyes scanned the file, a smile creeping onto your lips. This would be easier than you thought. You started at number one on the list; "Work the fuck out. And have a nice ass." Easy enough. You learned from your moirail that the best way to get a nice ass is to do your squats. And to hell if it didn't work, Gamzee had one of the nicest asses in Alternia. In fact, he still does. Right behind Nepeta, of course. She had the plushest rump you had ever seen. If there's one thing you'll never get out of your head, it would be

Dat.

Rump.

You rid your thoughts of that plush rump though, and started getting to work on those squats.

== Karkat: Do your squats, and be Nepeta.

Oh look. You're Nep again! You were still waiting for your meowrail and his matesprit though. You honestly had no idea what they were doing in ther- nevermind, you noticed the doorknob was wiggling. Equius swung open the door, almost ripping it off its hinges. You sighed and put your hands on your hips, watching him with the sternest glare you could muster. He had clothing on, but... oh, how we're you going to break it to him. It looked like you wouldn't have to though, because Feferi popped up right behind him.

"Equius.." she whispered.

"Yes your maje- I mean, Feferi. Yes, Feferi?" He was still getting used to calling her by a less formal title.

"You're wearing my, erm..." She motioned to his tank top, and he turned an unmistakable shade of blue.

"O-Oh. This is embarrassing." You doubled over in laughter, and were followed shortly by Feferi. She seemed to enjoy the sight as much as you did.

== Nepeta: Be the perspiring meowrail.

You were not in the mood for this f001shness. Not in the darn mood. The mystery had been solved though- the mystery of why the hell your tank top- you mean wifebeater- was so unnecessarily tight. Oh dear. You began to perspire, soaking the garment almost immediately. Feferi groaned and turned around, her palm coming in contact with her royal forehead. Nepeta was still standing there, laughing like a f001. You would have to lecture her about this later. That was not proper behavior in front of the soon-to-be empress. Not proper at all. You inquired her as to why she decided to show up at such an... inappropriate time.

"I need you to give me a lift to LOPAH! I'm visiting Karkitty!" She exclaimed, bouncing up and down in excitement. You rolled your eyes.

"That mutantblooded scum? You're off to see him?"

"He is not scum! He is a person, just like you and me and Feferi and Aradia and Tavros and-" You cut her off.

"Fine, fine. I'll take you. Just let me put my normal attire back on." She squealed. You look this time to fully observe your moirail, and you were most certainly not pleased. Her dress was far too revealing for your tastes, and when did your little moirail grow rumble spheres...? You weren't quite sure. "Nepeta, while that outfit is of high class style and embroidery, I must recommend that you do not see that troll in this outfit. It is not befitting of a lady." She frowned and looked down at her feet. Before she could speak up, you heard a voice from behind you call out.

"Equius, let the girl wear the glubbing dress! You look fabulous honey. Don't listen to him!" Nepeta smiled brightly and called back.

"Thanks Fefurry!" You groaned and peeled off the feminine tank top before scooping Nepeta up in your arms.

"'Thanks Fefurry' you grumbled, a bit annoyed with your moirail. You blew it off though, and proceeded to STRONG jump to LOPAH, carrying your moirail safely in your arms.

== Equius: Be Nepeta.

It's time.