Tales of Symphonia, idiot seraphim.
((A/N: Another quick update! whieeeh!
Epsalon X: Oh, my fanfics can make a difference! I knew it all along! And yes, I will keep up the good work!
Scorch the hedgehog: Hmm... I never thought about that. Well, I suppose that if Yuan were to fight in his angel form, he could use Judgement. I mean, I think Zelos could do that too... Not sure though.
Katandshadow: Yeah, I read Yggdrasill's dance party. It's pretty funny. Too bad it's Yggdrasill who has a crush on Yuan, and not Kratos. Unless Kratos secretly has one too. And then he and Yggdrasill can do a battle to the death over Yuan's sexy body! (Fangirl grin)
Great beaver: Hm... The link to your group isn't working. Which is too bad, because I want to join! Can you perhaps e-mail the link to me? My address is in my profile!
Everyone else: You love me! You really love me! (Hugs you all))
Chapter 7.
A few more days passed and nothing interesting happened. Zelos was starting to get a bit bored. He'd thought members of Cruxis would spend their time fighting monsters, not knitting teacosies. So Zelos decided to explore the rest of the castle, in the hopes of finding some treasure. He had already raided Kratos's weapon closet, and was wandering one of the lone corridors.
"I need some action! Something… Anything!" He thought desperately. Suddenly, he found himself facing a large door. Not bothering to think things through, he pushed it open and walked over the threshold. The door immediately closed behind him.
"That's odd…" Zelos pulled with all his might, but he couldn't open it anymore. Suddenly, he heard a strange sniffing sound behind him. He turned around to come face to face with a bunny. But not just any bunny. It was a fifteen-foot tall, foaming, rabid monster bunny.
"M-Mr. Snuggles?" Zelos stuttered. Mr. Snuggles stared back at him with beady eyes, the colour of blood.
"Ah… Nice Mr. Snuggles… I'm not a carrot!" Zelos tried to open the door again without making any sudden movements. It remained locked.
"I wanted action, but not this!" Zelos pushed his back against the wall and slowly side-stepped away from the door, in hopes of finding another one. Mithos's pet however, was intent on blocking the way.
"Now what am I going to do? I'll be killed! Or even worse! Maimed! My beautiful body will be scarred forever! The hunnies will be devastated! Then I'd just as well throw myself off this tower. Quick and painless. Although…Not that quick. It is a tall tower… I wonder if Lloyd would cry at my funeral. Wait, why am I thinking of Lloyd when I'm about to be eaten? Were Kratos and Yuan right all along? No, it couldn't be! Could it? Yet all the evidence seems to point towards it. Perhaps it's best if I face it before this creature rips me apart limb from limb. Otherwise I'd never be in peace, and I'd be haunting this castle forever. And they'd put my picture on postage stamps, and souvenir mugs, and I guess that would be kind of cool, but still." Mr. Snuggles snarled loudly and stalked towards Zelos, a hungry look in his bunny eyes.
"Okay! I'm gay! Are you happy now! Go ahead and eat me!" Zelos shouted, closing his eyes. Mr Snuggles roared grumpily, ready to attack, but suddenly the door banged open.
"Bad Mr. Snuggles! Get back!" called Mithos's voice.
"Zelos, are you okay?" came Kratos's voice. Zelos opened one of his eyes to see Kratos and Yuan staring at him.
"Is this heaven? Are you angels?" he asked.
"Idiot. We told you to stay away from this corridor." Kratos turned back to watch Mithos shoo the evil monster rabbit into a corner.
"You're lucky we heard you shout, otherwise we wouldn't have found you in time. So you've finally accepted it eh?" Yuan grinned. Zelos turned red.
"Yes... I suppose I did."
"Well, good for you. It's not healthy to keep denying it and… Hey, is that my sword?" Kratos interrupted himself in mid-sentence, staring at the sword around Zelos's waist.
"What? You weren't using it or anything." Zelos quickly hurried away, as Yuan tried to keep a raging Kratos from lunging at the redhead.
The next day Zelos and Mithos were having a manicure when everything suddenly turned black.
"Aaaargh! I've gone blind! My beautiful blue eyes will never see the light of day again!" Zelos shouted wildly.
"No you idiot, you have not gone blind. The lights have been cut off. I told Kratos to pay the mana bill on time, but did he listen? Nooo!" Mithos raged.
"Cut off?" Zelos repeated.
"Yes. Our lights work with magitechnology. If we don't pay for the mana, we'll get cut off. That's the way the normal world functions."
"Well, where are Yuan and Kratos?"
"Over at the Renegade base."
"We have to go and get them!" Zelos exclaimed.
"I wouldn't recommend it. The last time I went there I caught them running around wearing nothing but towels."
"Well, that's not so b-"
"The towels were around their heads." Mithos said sharply. Zelos could feel his jaw drop in shock and horror.
"Well uhm… I'll go over to the mana company and see if I can get them to give us the mana back. You just… stay put." Zelos tried to get to the door, but tripped over something.
"Get off me! I can't breathe!" Mithos gasped.
((Heheh, I can just see Yuan and Kratos running around naked, with towels on their heads! Muahahahah! Please keep in mind that the Renegade base is empty nowadays. There areno more random Renegades hanging around.))
((And yes, mr. Snuggles is one of those scary albino bunnies that hang around near Iselia. 'Cept for the fact that mr. Snuggles is... a whole lot taller and deadlier.))
