8. The messy-glessy-thingy goes zooooom!
Harry stares in terror as Draco snaps. He rushes forward. "Draco! What the Hell are you doing?"
The blonde is holding the weird glass-thingy in his right hand, playing with it as if it was a toy airplane or something. "The messy-glessy-thingy goes uuuuuuppp, and it takes a turn around the sky castle, and then it comes dooooowwwwnnn... zooooom!"
Harry desperately tries to prise it out of the blonde's hand, but to no avail. "Stop that! You're scaring me again!"
"No!" Draco protests as he tries to steal away the glass sculpture. "That's mine! That's mine! Don't take it away from me! That funny-talking man from New York gave it to me!" He flails about furiously, kicking at Harry.
"Oww!" Harry cries out as Draco bites him in the shin.
"Me glessy messy gives!" Takeshi simultaneously informs him proudly, slapping himself on the chest as a manly gesture.
"Shut up!" Harry cries. "And cut it out, Dray, you're not five you know!"
The blonde gives him a defiant look. "No, I'm nineteen," he proclaims.
"You sure don't act like it! Now give me that bloody thing!" They fight about the glass-thingy until it slips through their fingers and fall to the floor and breaks into a million smithereens. All three watches it with astonishment.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Takeshi shrieks in slow-motion.
"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!" Harry says with hyped up speed.
But the blonde merely sighs. "Oh, flip. There goes my excuse for going mad."
"So you're not mad for real?" Harry wonders hopefully.
Another sigh. "No. I just needed to act out my frustration somehow. I'm all right now."
"Glad to hear that, Dray."
"Here makes good," Takeshi agrees, totally misinterpreting Harry's words.
"Oh, that's right..." Draco turns to the Japanese visitor again. "Piper left some shit behind..."
"Draco!" Harry rebukes. "Be nice!"
"Yeah, right. Nice. Alright, Mr Leftovers, why don't you scurry off after my sister and make her happy or something?"
"E? Say something exactly?"
The blonde strains to stay calm and focused. "Why don't you follow my sister?" he suggests, speaking more clearly this time and using better words.
Takeshi shakes his head. "Takeshi magic do no nai." ("no nai" means "non-existing"/"not")
Draco blinks. "Errr... excuse me?"
Takeshi searches for words. "Um... Takeshi magic not do?" he then wonders uncertainly.
"Aha! You don't do magic! Now I understand!" He is jubilant for a second. But then it hits him. "WHAAAAAAT? My sister's got involved with some Japanese Muggle bloke and totally exposed herself as a witch?"
Takeshi grins sheepishly. "Affirmative, merry man!"
"How could she tell someone like you a secret like that? I bet she doesn't even know the Japanese word for 'magic' and said it by accident..."
"Mahoo," Takeshi cuts in.
"What?"
"Magic is mahoo Japanese."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Obtaining obtaining Ohio state?"
"What? Ohio state? What the Hell are you rambling about?" Draco wonders in confusion.
"E? I obtain only. You like did." Takeshi looks at him honestly.
Draco blinks a few times, then he cries out in frustration. He turns to Harry for comfort and support. "I give up! I can't talk to this prick - it's impossible!"
Harry puts his arm around his waist. "But at least you tried, baby..."
"Yeah, and I'm afraid I'll have to admit my little error - and, I tell you, I will regret this for the rest of my life!" He slowly clears his throat. "Piper! Would you please come and get your boytoy?"
She immediately pops up before them. "Knew you'd come crawling," she beams."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever - just get him the Hell away from me and don't come back until he's actually good enough to engage in a conversation," Draco mutters defeatedly.
Piper's smile broadens. "You got it, Drakie-bums! Come on, Keshi-kun, let's go home!"
"Kaeritai naa!" Takeshi expels hysterically, like a small child. (I wanna go home!)
Piper hits him on the head. "I just told you we're going homw, you moron."
Takeshi shrinks before her. "Suimasen." (Sorry.)
But then Draco's had it with those two and shrieks: "Oh, just leave already!"
Piper laughs nervously. She knows what her brother can be like when he gets real angry. "Right. Sorry, bro. We're leaving now."
But like last time, right before they leave Takeshi bows and says: "Baibii!" And they Disapparate.
Draco raises one hand in fury. "He just called me baby again!"
"Calm down," Harry says patiently.
"Fuck you!"
"Please, go ahead."
A/N: When you type in "Oh yeah" in Altavista's Babelfish and translate it into Japanese, then translate the Japanese back into English, you get "Obtaining obtaining Ohio state". I think it's hilarious so I just had to use it.
