Dear Diary,

Nessie made me WRITE IN HER DIARY! I mean me of all people! It went a little like this…

FLASHBACK

"Uncle Emmett?" Nessie called in that sweet innocent voice she knew I couldn't resist. Oh God this isn't gonna be good. I whirled around.

"Yeah, Ness?" I asked warily.

"Can you write a new entry in my diary?" She requested, batting her eyelashes. I blinked and suddenly felt like I had to do anything and everything she wanted me to. Jasper. Ugh!

"Sure Nessie!" Dang it! Oh well, I knew I couldn't disappoint her.

END FLASHBACK

And that's how I got into this situation… Anyway, I'm sure Nessie has told you all about Luke, but, you haven't heard about what I think of him! I love him and Rose does, too. He really makes her happy. Plus, he likes to wrestle with me! I mean that is one of our favorite things to do together. He's a cute kid.

So anyway, the coolest thing happened today! Jasper and I made a bet on whether Luke can eat more food than Nessie, and guess what…I won! Yay for me!

Well…uh…um…I don't know what I'm supposed to write in here…"Nessie, what am I supposed to write in this thing?"

Her voice trailed down the stairs, "Whatever you feel like writing, Uncle Emmett!"

Well I don't feel like writing anything in this stupid thing! I thought.

"Emmett, please? For her?" Edward asked. Fine Eddy! He glared at me. Someone doesn't like his nickname does he? Oh well!

Since I don't want to write in here in the first place, I'll just tell you about Luke! I know you've heard about him a lot but I can go all day talking about him. Here he is now!

"Hey, Emmett! Wanna play?" He asked. I would do anything for him.

"Sure kiddo! What do you wanna do?" He put a finger on his chin, his expression thoughtful.

"You pick, Emmett!" he shouted. I thought about it for a minute. I kept it simple.

"How about tag?" He clapped his hands and suggested, "How about hide-and-seek tag?" Ooh he got me there!

"Sure!" We went out back and played that for an hour until Nessie came out and called Luke in to get cleaned up. "But, Nessie, just 1 more minute? Pretty please?" Luke had an adorable puppy dog face on. Nessie's tone faltered.

"Luke, you-" I cut her off, holding my hand up. "I got this," I bent down to look Luke in the eyes. "Luke, we'll play later but, if you don't listen to Nessie then, she might never let us play again!" I gasped dramatically. His eyes widened and he ran inside to go clean up. I winked at Nessie and smiled. She grinned back and ran inside. So, I went inside to watch TV.

-Emmett

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