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A/N: Whipped up a short chapter… I feel like it sucks… I didn't have enough time to work on it hard enough, so sorry if it disappoints :/
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ALEX POV
I sat up and yawned, rubbing my eyes that were still readjusting to the light streaming in. Looking around the house, I noticed Mitchie was gone. Damn, and I was ready for round two.
I laced my fingers together and put my hands behind my head, shifting around on the couch. I bit my lip while thinking about what happened last night. You did good Alex, you did good. Even if she doesn't know you fucked her, you do. That's right, soak it all in. Man, I feel so accomplished right now. I fucked Mitchie.
"I fucked Mitchie…" I whispered to myself, grinning stupidly.
"I fucked Mitchie." I said louder.
"I FUCKED MITCHIE!" I yelled, ripping the wool blanket off of me and standing up from the couch.
"I, ALEX MARGARITA RUSSO, FUCKED MITCHIE TORRES!" I screamed, puffing out my chest and saluting myself as if I made an accomplishment. Well, it was an accomplishment for me.
"Is this a bad time?" A voice with a southern drawl asked. I jumped slightly, and bumped into a lamp. I caught it before it could hit the ground, and nonchalantly put it back in its place. "Ahem… No, it's not a bad time… why would it be a bad time?" I looked at Miley with wide eyes, leaning my elbow on the lamp. "Well, you look like you had a… rough night…" She stifled a giggle and bit her lip, glancing at my rugged state. "Ha-ha," I mocked her. "And since you insist, the answer is yes." She stared at me confusedly."Huh?" I sighed, idly twirling a piece of hair around my finger. "You were going to ask if Mitchie and I fucked. The answer is yes." I explained proudly. "Whoa, whoa, whoa girl…back it up. When the hell did this happen?" She asked, looking shocked with her hands resting on her jean-clad hips. "Dude, did you hear anything I said when you walked into the door?" I wondered, confused. "What are you talking about?" Oh fuck, I thought, dragging a hand down my paling face.
"Ummm…." I stared at the ceiling while tapping my foot, trying to redirect the conversation. I couldn't see her face, but I knew she was either glaring or looking at me with her eyebrow raised. Alex, she's expecting an answer. I know, I know. My eyes shifted back and forth, following the fan on the ceiling. I rubbed my sweaty palms on my shorts, biting my lip. I couldn't help it. I cracked.
"Ok! We were watching a movie, Saw 3D, and I think she picked it on purpose because it was scary… and she kept jumping on me because she was scared… and she moved, so her thingy was on my thigh… and I was like… what the fuck, and then we fell asleep like that… and in the middle of the night she was having a sex dream and she started grinding on my thigh and it was so hot… and so I was like fuck this, I'm joining in and then she finished and fell back asleep… and then I woke up and she was gone…" I let out, catching my breath.
She looked at me with wide eyes, shaking her head and blinking rapidly. She shifted from foot to foot awkwardly before scratching her head and saying, "So, Saw 3D... haven't seen that one yet… think I could borrow it?"
"Miley! I told you all of that, and that's all you have to say?" I yelled, annoyed. "Well, what do you want me to say?" She shrugged sheepishly. "Tell me what I should do?" I eyed her expectantly. Lines created on her forehead and she swished her mouth around, contemplating. "Hmmmmm…" She tilted her head to the side and tapped her chin thoughtfully. I leaned in closer, eager for her idea. "Nope, I got nothin'" She drawled, snapping her fingers. "Ugh!" I complained, heading over to the refrigerator for a cold beer. Miley stopped me, holding my fingers in place on the handle. "No, Alex. No beer." She said sternly. I rolled my eyes as she droned on about how beer was bad for you. Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.
I spied a piece of paper on the countertop and picked it up, admiring the neat calligraphy.
Went for a run. Don't know when I'll be back. See ya.
Love,
Mitchie xoxo
Hell yes, hugs and kisses! She totally remembers last night…. Damn I'm good.
"Alex? Are you listening to me?" Miley interrupted. "Hmm? Oh yeah… sure" I mumbled while spinning the paper around on the countertop. "So, you'll help me break up with Nate?" She looked at me excitedly. I could see the wheels turning in her head. "Wh-What?" I stuttered, stilling my fingers on the paper. "Great! Thanks Alex!" She hugged me quickly and turned on her heel, exiting out the door.
I sighed to myself, wondering why I even decided to wake up this morning. I concluded I should take a shower, no matter how much I wanted Mitchie's scent on me. Ugh! Stop thinking about Mitchie. Mitchie, who is on her run. Running… all sweaty with a sports bra on… fuck… I licked my lips at the thought.
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
Who the fuck is calling me? Is this bitch serious?
"What!" I seethed into the phone. "Whoa, chill out princess." A voice grunted. "Nate?" I asked confusedly. "Not to be rude but… why the fuck are you calling me?" I wondered while looking at my nails. "That was still rude," I rolled my eyes. "But if you must know, I'm calling because I need someone to talk to… Mitchie isn't available." I rolled my eyes again, picking the nail polish off of my thumb. "Lay it on me." I replied nonchalantly, leaning back into my plush chair. "Well… I'm having… girl problems." He shied out. "Oh… oh… you got your period?" I answered seriously. He scoffed indignantly on the other end. "Just kidding, it's about Miley and Lilly, right?" I guessed. "Oh, so that's the hot blondes name…" He trailed off thoughtfully. "The wh- you know your dating Miley right?" I announced, just making sure. "Yeah… I'm going to break up with her… it's just not working out." He said, sounding bored. "Well, that was original," I scoffed sarcastically, rolling my eyes. "Really? Thanks!" He sounded proud of himself. Wow, he is one dumb son of a bitch.
"You know Lilly's lesbian… right?" I added, balancing my phone between my ear and my shoulder as I looked in my closet for an outfit. It was silent on the other end. Oh my god. "She only likes girls." I was scared for this boy's mental being. "Oh…" He chuckled into the phone. I shook my head. "Well can you at least help me break up with Miley? Then maybe she and Lilly could get together and I could find someone else." He pleaded. "You know what? That is the smartest thing I've ever heard you say." I congratulated him. "Thanks… I think?" He answered. "Hey… wait a second… what's in it for me?" I bargained slyly. "Oh… umm… I'll get you… a day with Mitchie! Yeah, I'll guilt Shane into staying with me at the hospital!" My eyes went wide and my face heated up. "W-What? How did you know-" I started, but he interrupted. "I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot."
~.*.~
After I got out of the shower and changed, I saw Mitchie sitting at my desk.
"Hey… Mitchie?" I addressed her around a mouthful of toothpaste. She jumped and clutched at her shirt, willing her heart to slow down. "Hey Alex… finally you're out of the shower… your mom and I always joked that you could support a family of whales with all the water you used…" She rambled. I smiled at her adorableness. I spit out my toothpaste in the porcelain sink and rinsed my toothbrush before walking over to Mitchie. "Watcha doin'?" I asked her. "Reading." She shrugged nonchalantly. I brushed her dark hair over her shoulder. "Reading what?" I whispered lowly in her ear, causing her to shiver. She stared into my eyes. "Breaking Dawn." My eyes darted to her lips as she formed the words. I felt myself involuntarily leaning closer, her lips drawing me in. "Oh, the one about the dumb ass girl who falls in love with a vampire and then they live happily ever after?" Way to open your big mouth, Alex.
Mitchie huffs indignantly before straightening up in her seat. "Bella's not dumb… kind of… and that's not all there is to the story. It's not that simple... there's also fighting, misunderstandings, and unrequited love." She explains, readjusting her black glasses perched on her nose. Oh yeah, did I mention Mitchie had glasses? Hottest. Thing. Ever. "Unrequited love?" I asked curiously, staring at the freckles on her nose. "Love that's not returned-" Mitchie started but I cut her off.
"Yeah I know what it is, I'm asking about the story..." I interrupted. She looked at me weirdly before explaining. "Oh, well Bella's best friend Jacob loves her, and he's a werewolf... actually it's not really unrequited because she loves him too, just not the same way she loves Edward." What's so good about this Bella bitch? "So she does reciprocate the feelings?" I pried, raising my eyebrow. "Yeah, I guess..." Mitchie answered thoughtfully while biting her lip. "So, do they ever you know..." I hinted, waggling my eyebrows playfully." Yeah, they kiss..." She giggled sweetly. I leaned closer to her. "So if you were Bella... who would you pick?" I whispered, staring into her eyes seductively. "Hmmm..." She teased, leaving me hanging. "Jacob." She decided while closing the book, leaning back into the chair and crossing her long legs.
"Good, because I would pick Bella." I said, searching her eyes and licking my lips. Her eyes followed the movement of my tongue and I smirked inwardly. We stared at each other for minutes, neither one of us moving. Mitchie huffed, annoyed. "Oh, cut the crap Alex. Did we fuck or what?"
A/N: Sorry for the lame twilight reference… but did you see how I twisted it to make it like Alex was asking if Mitchie liked her? Yeah I'm pretty clever… Sorry for the lame-ass chapter… ill make better ones when I have time… but right now this is all I got.
