A/N yeah sorry for not updating on time well technicaly I did it'S only 11:59 so review an all that jazz.


I crept through dark corridors felling like a ninja.

I flattened myself against the wall and begin humming the mission impossible theme music and I bet half of you are thinking I'm a dork which is true but don't deny that you've never done it because everyone has or I'm delusional, probably the latter.

So as I was skilfully making my way towards the art room I began playing with the hem of my t-shirt and yes I did change into all black got a problem with that now I'm picking a fight with myself one of the main signs of insanity.

I think this school needs to notch up there security it was to easy to get in all I had to do was scale a fence that had a conveniently located ladder next to it and the doors were open so it was a piece of cake mmm cake, stop getting distracted focus.

I just realised I had been standing outside the art room door for about five minutes thinking about cake oops.

I was feeling dramatic as I flung open the doors and strutted to the safe.

I flipped my hair like all the spy girls do when opening a safe's.

I then twisted the dial to the numbers accordingly.

Random thought if anyone seen me do this I'd die of embarrassment.

I heard a strange gurgling/hissing sound in the darkest corner of the room as the safe sprung open I reached in and hugged the picture to my chest.

The noise turned to full blow laughter as the flashing of a camera went off repeatedly while I stood there dazed in front of the open safe.

And true to the theme of drama out from the shadows came Deidera holding a camera and a phone.

"Deidera" I said in disbelief.

"Oh my god un" he gasped doubling over in laughter.

"You should have seen your face and what was with the prancing around oh, oh god un" and he burst into hysterical laughter again.

Trying to retain what little pride I had left I straightened my back put my nose in the air and without a word I stormed out.

Hiding my face behind a curtain of hair I made my way down the corridor once again.

I wasn't going to cry, I wasn't going to cry resist the urge to cry, must find chocolate or cake.

This is nothing a popular guy just seen me break into a safe and do some really embarrassing stuff no big deal oh and he took pictures to most definitely black mail me with no big whoop, great now I wanted to cry again.

I felt tears prickle at my eyes Tobi set me up I though he was my friend the whole Akatsuki probably did this and that meant Kisame to, the name Judas really suit him now.

"WAIT UN" I heard someone yell behind me wonder who it is (if you didn't hear the sarcasm then your beyond any help I can offer or anyone else for that matter)

Crap the tears began to over flow.

It's been years since I let someone see me cry and I wasn't about to start now.

I kicked myself into gear and began to run like the devil was chasing me he was probably looking for advice again.

"WAIT UN" he yelled again he sounded a lot closer than expected.

I pushed myself to a sprint attempting to lose him, wait how did no one hear us.

I was almost at the doors but someone tackled me to the ground.

I looked up to see Deidera's sparkling blue eyes.

Tears were still leaking out of the corners of my eyes I tried to wipe them away but he had my hand pinned.

I began struggling underneath him.

"wait goddamn it listen to me un" Deidera breathed.

I kicked him off and stood up.

"what" I whimpered hating how pathetic my voice sounded as I wiped away stray tears with my hoodie.

He stood up and walked towards me putting a hand on my shoulder.

Looking deep into my eyes he said "making you cry is the last thing I would want to do, you're much prettier when you smile un" he said twirling a lock of my hair between his fingers.

A blush coloured our cheeks.

He removed his hand from my shoulder and placed it on the wall behind me.

I felt kinda caged but not in a bad way.

His face inched closer to mine and our eyes fluttered shut.

DEIDERA WAS GOING TO KISS ME OMJ MY FIRST KISS WAS INCHES AWAY!

I really wanted to kiss him.

Since when had I wanted to kiss him oh yeah about five seconds ago when he gave me that really cute speech?

Hey I was angry at him.

Jerk trying to distract me with cute speeches and kissing' he's and evil mastermind I tell ya.

Our lips brushed only one inch to go and I wasn't angry anymore my anger just evaporated poof gone and it ain't coming back due to serious not giving a shit.

Deidera pressed his lips to mine the exact moment the door opened.

"Deidera hurry up it can't be that hard to take a picture and you know I hate wait-"he was cut off by the scene in front of him and he was the only person I didn't want to see this.

"Sasori" Deidera yelped jumping away from me as if I burned.

Sasori looked at us chestnut eyes wide and for some strange reason I felt like I betrayed him by liking and kissing Deidera.

Sasori turned on his heel once the scene in front of him had sunk in, and walked out the crimson chipped doors pushing them open with a bang.

We both flinched at the sound.

Sasori made a motion for us to follow.

Why was he mad was it because Deidera was fooling around on the job or because he hated waiting.

We followed hanging our heads like two guilty kids caught with our hands in the cookie jar.

As we shuffled into the parking lot we were consumed by an awkward silence.

I HATE awkward silences.

I really can't stand them they really suck.

Sasori turned to me "you have a ride home" he said.

I shook my head.

"you want one" he muttered.

"Sure" I piped failing to lighten the mood with my Christmas cheer.

"goddamn Grinch" I grumbled.

"what was that" Sasori asked.

"nothing' " I said in a childish voice that implied I said something.

"Whatever" Sasori said suppressing a smirk clearly having heard me.

"yeah 'whatever' is right you green mow fo " I laughed.

And he gave a short laugh noticing my effort to break the accursed silence.

Sasori rummaged in his pocket and fished out a pair of keys.

He click the button and unlocked the sleek black Ferrari at the back.

At that moment I feeling love.

I skipped towards it in a field of imaginary flowers.

I plastered myself to the bonnet.

"I love you too" I chirped to it.

"you know it's a car right un" Deidera snorted.

"shush it's ok" I comforted covering its invisible ears.

"don't say things like that it's not 'just' a car it's a fine piece of well designed machinery" I huffed.

"never would of thought you were a petrol head" Sasori remarked.

"don't judge a book by it's cover" I chided.

"oh and Deidera" I said.

"what un" he replied.

"I CALL SHOTGUN" I screamed.

"aww no fair un" he whined.

"yeah well life's not fair deal with it" I informed him as we got in the car and made our way home via Sasori the taxi driver.


my my Anzu is so dense I mean cop on.

And what of the kiss why did they pretend it didn't happen and will Anzu join the Akatsuki tune in next time on High School The Akatsuki Way to find out and REVIEW.