A/N: Woo! Last episode of the first series! I'm keeping my finger crossed less Gene and Alex fighting!
...In which I cry and fangirl, all while wishing to maim the screenwriters.
I've decided that Alex looks much more attractive on the 80s than she did in 2008. I think it's her hair.
...Why the hell is the mime doing different poses on that car?
Alex, I hate to break it to you but you've got another 2 series ahead of you. You're not going home, trust me.
"Some people get angels. And I get you." Alex, you've started your creeper mode again, haven't you?
Oh damn. The sound is completely off in this version I've found online. I am going to spend most of this episode wishing their mouths will actually form the words they're saying.
YAY DARTS
OI, ALEX. PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE.
Or y'know. Ignore it.
Bahaha, Alex is trying to get the others to actually acknowledge her. It's not working. At allll.
Alex, you sound so fake here it's not even funny. Actually, it is quite funny. Btw, you still owe me a cake.
"Oh, my mum uses that!" ...Great Chris. That was exactly what we wanted to know.
Lord... Who? Skarmon? Who's he? Is he important? Why is there weird cowboy gun fight music playing in the background suddenly?
"Enough cowboy metaphors" THANK YOU FOR READING MY MIND, ALEX.
I can't decide on whether I like Gene with without his coat. HE LOOKS SO SEXY EITHER WAY.
Plot? What plot?
OH FUCK OFF, EVAN.
HEY, ALEX'S DAD. SMOKING KILLS. DON'T FUCKING SMOKE. THAT IS ALL.
THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THAT SCREAMING CHILD IN THE BACK.
"A very charming man," NO. HE IS AN ASSHEAD.
"Uncle Angus? Is that what he's callin' himself now, the dirty bastard?" LMFAO
"What's this s'posed to be?" "Trophy cabinet, sir." "Then why is it empty?" "We haven't won any trophies." OH GOD. BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER.
...Alex. Did you just call Ray "Raymundo"?
Oh yes. I'm sure Gene will be thrilled to find ut you've stolen his car, for the second time I might add. At least this time you're not shoving garbage in the back end, right?
"lock him up" OH GOD...THIS EP... CAN'T STOP LAUGHING...
OOO ALEX BE CREEPIN' AGAIN.
Lmao Ray's really getting into his singing there
THIS MOMENT=FUCKING PRICELESS. Alex riding a giant pink tank? Fucking hell, I'm gonna run out of air before it's been 20 minutes in.
"You should've thought about that before you omitted a criminal offence." CHRIS' FACE. OMG.
*cue epic cowboy music as Gene walks into the room... With his cowboy boots* *tries to stifle laughter*
Oh Gene. We all know the real reason why you want Alex to unbutton her shirt more.
Why is his name LORD Skarmon? He's not really a Lord, is he?
OH SHIT I THINK GENE AND ALEX ARE GONNA FIGHT AGAIN. NOO. NONONO.
SHIT SHIT SHIT I WAS RIGHT.
Oh god. I feel so bad for Chris. YET I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIM.
Gene Genie. HOW I MISSED HIM SAYING THAT.
OH EWWWW LAYTON IS BEING A TOTAL CREEPER.
HE'S FOGGING UP THE POLICE GLASS, THAT IS PLAIN CREEPY.
FUCKING EVAN. ALWAYS SHOWING UP AND DOING FUCKING NOTHING. FUCK OFF, EVAN.
...Sorry. I just really hate him.
A lot.
A lot a lot.
"You still owe me dinner." HAHAHAHA. YES.
"Can I be Jesus?" No you cannot. You don't need to be. You're already amazing.
...Did Chris just fart? O-o
Cocaine? What?
I AM CONFUZZLED AGAIN.
AND AGAIN. I'M LOL-ING OVER CHRIS.
They keep fighting QAQ It hurts my shipping heart. Because, y'know. I've obviously got a second heart for the sole purpose of shipping other couples.
Alex's mother has finally caught on to how creepy she was being. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CREEPIN' ON YOUR PARENTS, ALEX.
Oh my god. This moment just got really sad and touching ;A;
ASHES TO AHSES, Y U SO GOOD?
OH MY GOD. CHRIS. I LOVE YOU SO HAR RIGHT NOW BUT YOU KEEP MAKING ME LAUGH.
Oh god, it's Shaz. She looks so... I dunno. Dead. IT'S DEPRESSING.
Fufufu, Alex sounds rather happy that she's having dinner with Gene. MAYBE THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKE-UP. OR EVEN KISS AND MAKE-UP. THAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER. *crosses fingers*
...Alex. You speak the cold hard truth. Pretty much every A2A fan WOULD give anything to be in your place.
WTF. I THINK GENE JUST SMILED. HE NEVER SMILES. BUT HE JUST DID. HE SERIOUSLY DID. I AM FREAKING OUT OVER THIS. OMG. SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS SO WEIRD.
...That's it? "I'm going to rather miss you"? Not "I love you"? I AM DISPLEASED AGAIN, SCREENWRITERS.
SAY YES SAY YES S- WTF. I HATE THE SCREENWRITERS. I HATE THEM. OMG. I'M GOING TO RUN OFF AND BEAT THEM, I SWEAR.
THAT FUCKING MIME. You know what? I don't think that stupid-ass mime even deserves caps locks anymore. I hate him that much.
Chris just totally dented Ray's masculinity. SMOOTH ONE.
EWWW, RAY YOU'RE SUCH A PEDO.
OH FUCK OFF, LORDY SKARMON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS.
...Okay. I'm sorry, but this moment is WAY TOO CHEESY FOR EVEN ME. EVERYONE'S CHEERING AND I'M PISSING MYSELF.
OH YEAH EPIC CLOSE-UP OF THE PHONE.
HOLY SHIT IT'S LAYTON.
THIS IS GETTING INTENSSSSE.
OMG. I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING THAT EVAN IS BEHIND THI-OMG THERE HE IS OMG I THINK HE IS BEHIND THIS OMG.
Wow. They WOULD play Bowie's Ashe to Ashes RIGHT BEFORE THEY ET KILLED. OH, THE IRONY OF THIS SHOW.
THIS IS INTENSE OMG OMGOMGOMG
...omg.
The fucking mime was Alex's DAD.
MY MIND WAS JUST BLOWN. IT WASN'T EVAN. IT WAS HER DAD. WTF.
Oh my god. I need this moment to play forever and ever, a million times over in my eyes I'm not even joking. Gene was the one who held Alex when she saw her parent's car blow up. Omg. I think I'm going to cry.
This moment is oddly reminiscent of the first episode.
GENE STILL LOOKS NICE AND MANLY WHILE CARRYING SOMEONE FAIRYTALE STYLE.
The end of this episode filled me with happy, despite the voices being about ten seconds off.
AND OMG ALEX TOTALLY JUST GAVE GENE "I wanna sex you up" EYES. WHAT AN AWESOME WAY TO END THE FIRST SERIES.
A/N: And WOW. Series 1 is finished. Thanks to all of you who have stuck with me for the first run! :D And on to series 2 next time!
