I am sure all of you know this story is NOT mine but I wish it was. So if I must repeat it here it goes. Not mine don't sue. Is that what will make you happy? God you copyright people suck.

Alice P.O.V.

There they are right on cue! Edward's getting Bella out and… Now! I ran toward Bella, but I was going so fast all she saw was a blur. Perfect Edward didn't see this coming. I ran past Rose who was fighting to get the door closed. Ha, ha like he'll get in! Bella doesn't look so good maybe I should put her on her feet. Ugh… She's too slow; I'll need to drag her up these stairs if she goes any slower!

"Alice what the hell is going on?" Aww poor Bella looks so scared. Rosalie has everything under control. Edward was still fighting to get in, but he can't get past our Rosie!

"Don't let Esme hear you talking like that, we still need her to protect us from Edward." She's been through so much today I don't know what she'll do! I pulled Bella into Edward's room, and from behind me I heard Bella.

"My god what did you do?"

Emmett stopped jumping on Edward's couch and ran over to Bella.

"Hey Bella!" Bella jut looked around the room in utter shock.

"Isn't it beautiful?" He said while putting his arm over her shoulder. I had to admit it was. Oh this is so exciting! I'm going to go look for my CD!

"I like to call it," He took his arm off Bella, jumped on the couch, struck a pose and said "The most awesomest plan in the history of Emmett's plans." And I thought Emmett couldn't make himself sound any stupider.

Hey look at Jasper! "Nice cape honey!"

Bella P.O.V.

I couldn't believe what was in front of me. Edward's room was in shambles! His CD's were all over the ground, his walls had holes in them, and Emmett was in the process of ripping off the curtains to make capes for him and Jasper.

I went to Carlisle who was sorting through CD's. "Carlisle what is this?" I pointed at everything around us. Carlisle smiled and dazzled me for a moment. Now I see where Edward got his charming powers.

"Well I think you should ask Emmett, he's the mastermind of this operation." WHAT? Emmett isn't a mastermind; his mind barely works when he needs it to. How'd he pull all this off, and drag the family into it too?

"Emmett, come here a sec." Emmett turned from tying the curtain around Jasper's neck. "Sure Bella, what do you need?"

"I need to know what's going on," He looked a little worried when I said that. "NOW EMMETT!" I don't like not knowing what's going on.

"Well…" and Emmett told me everything. How Edward stole his CD, how all of the windows, vents and doors are blocked, and how he want's to use me as a human peace offering.

"So when Edward comes into the house ready to kill me we're going to use your dazzling abilities on him."… What?

"So you want me, a human, to take on a furious vampire who will be on a rampage?" I did not like the sound of this plan. AT. ALL.

"Well when you put it like that…" Emmett started scratching his head, that's when Alice turned me to look at her. "Bella its okay, I've seen what's going to happen."

"But aren't your visions not always right?" Oops she looks hurt. I didn't mean it like that!

"Bella, Bella, Bella, you need to trust me. Just do everything I say and everything will be fine." I feel much better. Wait, maybe that's Jasper…

"Hey guys," Carlisle was staring at a CD. "Is this anyone's?" He held up South Park: Chef Aid. OMC, how'd he find that? I thought I had that hidden. I ran over to Carlisle and took it from his hands. I felt my famous blush creep onto my cheeks.

"Bella," Emmett sounded shocked, "You like South Park?"

Alice was giggling, and it looked like Jasper wasn't enjoying the heavy waves of embarrassment rolling off of me. I mouthed "I'm sorry" and he nodded his head.

"Bella," Esme sounded appalled and I cringed I never wanted to hear her talk to me like that again, "How can you like such vulgar and tasteless nonsense?" She just shook her head and walked toward Carlisle.

"Well Charlie started watching it and I watched it with him and…" This didn't sound convincing at all. "well... It's not my fault Edward took it without asking!" Emmett smiled.

"So are you in?"

"Yeah I guess I'm in" What have I just gotten myself into?

Carlisle POV

As I searched through the CD's a saw a few I recognized, but I think I'm going through the "newer music". Frank Sinatra? Is he a new rapper? Hey!

"Esme look it's our hairspray CD!" Esme ran over and plucked the CD from my hands.

"I've been looking all over the house for this! I thought I had thrown it out the last time we moved! I was devastated." Esme and I love this play! Once for our anniversary we went to go see this with its original cast. It was fabulous!

I stood up and took the CD from Esme and put it in Edward's CD player.

"Hey!" I turned to look at Emmett. Well, he's the only one who want's to listen to Fall Out Boy. Ah the familiar saxophone drifted through the air and my darling Esme started singing "Good Morning Baltimore". She can impersonate Tracie's nasally voice almost perfectly, but it sounds like an angel's voice coming from Esme.

"Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do!"

Now I have to join in!

"Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something
That I can't eat"

We started dancing together while everyone watched

"Then I hear that beat
The rhythm of town
Starts calling me down
It's like a message from
High above
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out
To the smiles and the
Streets that I love…"

Suddenly Alice stiffened on the other side of the room and everyone stopped. Jasper put his hands on her shoulders to keep her steady. The music was the only thing that broke the silence. When Alice finally jostled out of her vision and grabbed me and pulled into her room.

Alice P.O.V.

This is going to be great! I grabbed Carlisle and headed toward my room. Okay it was Jaspers room too but he didn't like going in there to much. He says pink hurts his eyes. I got to work as fast as a vampire could start. I got all my clothes from the 60's out and started to go through the bags and bags… and bags of clothes when I found two matching outfits. Perfect! I found the perfect accessories and did Carlisle's makeup (yes, makeup). Then I found a wig that was huge in the 60's. It was ratted up and had flowers in it. I plopped it onto Carlisle's head.

"Put these clothes on and don't look at yourself!" I commanded him with my "scary voice". I pushed Carlisle into the bathroom and waited.

"Alice, why are you making me wear a dress?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out!"

He came out of the bath room and did a little spin. Hmmm… something isn't right…

"Ah, HA!" I snapped my fingers and got a few pairs of socks, and stuffed them down Carlisle's shirt.

"Perfect!" Oh this is so exciting, now for Esme.

"Carlisle go wait in your room, I need to work with Esme."

At that moment Carlisle left the room, then stuck his head back in,

"Please be gentile, whatever you did before really shook her up."

"Of course," He looked at me skeptically

"Scouts honor," He smirked and kept walking. Good thing I was never a scout! Or was I?

I ran into Edward's room where Emmett was acting crazy, Jasper was being super hot, Bella was tripping over nothing and Esme was still singing along with Hairspray. Everything was perfect.

I grabbed Esme by the waist and she started kicking and screaming. I threw her over my shoulder and she screamed so loud that if it was possible for my eardrums to explode they would of!

"NO! NOT AGAIN! ALICE HAVE MERCY!" She was flailing but was no match for me.

OW! She was scratching at my back!

"PUT ME DOWN!" OMC! Esme turned evil like a scene from the exorcist!

"Esme calm down I need you to change your outfit that's all!" She stopped and let go a large breath of air.

"No make over?"

"Nope."

"No crazy hair-do?"

"Well…"

"YOU'LL NEVER TALK ME ALIVE!" and in a flash she was gone. This was going to be hard…

Edward P.O.V.

Gah! How could I not see this? This plan just reeks of Emmett. The thought of the name makes… well I can't say blood boil. I wonder what that would taste like… I shook my head to get myself focused. Suddenly a vision from Alice hit me like a wall of bricks.

A woman was singing with Esme. Suddenly a sock fell out of the weird girl's shirt. Oh my Carlisle, IT'S CARLISLE!

shudders That was all I needed to see. I jumped as high as I could and landed on the roof. There are a few skylights that I could break through, wait there is some steel. I'll just punch harder. Skylight one goes to living room, skylight 2 goes to the kitchen and the third skylight goes to Emmett's room. Maybe I'll have some fun before I set Emmett on fire!

What will Edward do to Emmett's room?

Will Esme be captured?

Why is Carlisle in a dress?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Hey guys! I am so sorry I haven't updated in forever. There is school and it's my first year of high school so it's all so new, and I completely forgot about my fanfictions. I think this is the longest chapter so far, this shows I am a huge and utter newbie. I am already starting the next chapter which is going to be the last or the chapter before the last so… Rock on my friends, rock on.

UGO!