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Fro-Tail
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Bookninja15
Flame: 22 days
Chaos: Far to long to be locked in this young lady's mind
Me: *twitch*
Tori: We've been stuck in there for longer
Khaos: True
Flame:….Rose is an insane young lady
Me: *twitch*
Khaos: Young lady
Me: *twitch*
Tori: LOL. Young lad-
Me: GET ON WITH IT!
Khaos: Rose doesn't own DP or the song
Tori: *gasp* Did she…?
Flame: Say a sentence?
Tori: Ye-
Me: ON WITH THE SHOW!
David, the new kid at the safe house who is a 56 year old 17 year old vampire and is Tori's crush, walked into the "family" room where Cory (15 year old bubble half-demon), Tori, Chloe, Chloe's pet corpse Razor the Bunny Wabbit, Derek, Simon, Liz the Ghost, Greg (14 year old shaman), Andrew, and Max (2 year old baby mind demon that Chloe adopted and who was playing with Razor) were hanging out. David walked over to the middle of the room and lifted a microphone, which had magically popped into his hands, to his mouth. Then, he sang.
Tori's mom has got it goin' on Tori, can I come over after school? (after school) You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be Tori's mom has got it goin' on Tori's mom has got it goin' on Tori, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy Tori's mom has got it goin' on Tori's mom has got it goin' on
Tori's mom has got it goin' on
Tori's mom has got it goin' on
Tori's mom has got it goin' on
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Tori, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Tori's mom
Tori's mom has got it goin' on
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Tori, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Tori's mom
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Tori can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Tori's mom oh oh)
(Tori's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Tori's mom
By the end of the cursed song, Tori was in the fetal position sucking her thumb, Derek was slamming his head against a random brick wall next to his chair to rid himself of the "IMAGES!" Also, Cory was scratching her eyes out and repeating Derek's screams, Razor was clutching a razor or 500…Simon had ripped off his ears as to stop their suffering, Liz had "poofed" half way through as to save herself, Greg was puking in the bathroom. Andrew had been ignoring the singing and was ignorant to the reactions and Chloe was ROTFLHAO. And Max, poor naïve Max, looked up questionably and asked, "Wha's wron?"
Me: Done.
Flame: So, what's with your reaction to the words you-
Me: I SAID THAT WE ARE DONE, SO LEAVE THE POOR READERS ALONE!
Tori: But-
Me: LEAVE!
Khaos, Chaos: Rose pl-
*Tori, Flame, Khaos, and Chaos are no longer here*
