Chapter 8 Dungeons and Drunkards
Imma keep writin cos thesapphirerainalchemist told me not to stop! And she's like the Goddess of Hetalia/ Harry Potter fanfiction!
Go away haters, it still ain't mine...
Al laughed at how all the new guys save Artie started trampling each other for the eggs and bacon that Al set out for breakfast, they forked it down so fast, one would assume they hadn't seen food for weeks. Artie rolled his eyes while Mattie giggled when the Finnish boy(?) got egg yoke all over his(?) face. Then flipped when the Swede gingerly cleaned his(?) mouth. Al thought it was flippin' cute, Mattie was terrified by the homosexuality of it all.
The Dane didn't even bother with a fork, he just rammed his face on the plate and ate in a canine fashion. The Norwegian and Icelandic boys, ate calmly and peacefully(or as peaceful as you can be with a guy eating like that) Nico was complaining about how they ran him over to get to the table. The Danish man introduced them as Matthias(now known as Matt),Norge, Eric, the Finn said he(?) was Tino, and Berwald. Ly and Mei were back, and Ly was looking at him like Al was a book she wanted to read, Mei just flushed and dimpled when Al spoke "Don't look at me like that! I couldn't leave 'em on the streets, all alone." Ly didn't miss a beat "Mr. Jones-"
"Alfred." she blinked once, twice "Excuse me?" she asked "My name is Alfred, but call me Al." Ly flushed "well, uh, where are you going to put them all Alfred?" he smiled she blushed harder turning beet red, she lost her stride. "Well I figure what with having a four story home I'd have enough room, don't you Mei?" he said smiling at Mei, who looked like she would turn to jelly at any moment.
"uh-huh..." Mei replied dreamily, her eyes seemed to glaze over. Did she have a crush on him? Ah, shit. "uh, h-how about we get back to breakfast? Guys?" Al turned to see... That they ditched him, those bastards! How dare them leave him in his time of need! If Ly didn't learn about those three(Nico, Artie, and Mattie) he'd kill them himself! "Talking to yourself, Alfred? That's not healthy."
Damn her, she was mocking him. "Listen, Ly..." Al started, she stiffened "I-I don't think I gave you permission to call me that." Al smiled. "Last I checked this was the land of the free including freedom of speech, Ly." she shifted, not fun is it Ly? To be mocked? That'll show the bitch! She'll think twice before mocking Alfred F. Jones now! "Alright." Al blinked "What?" he asked stupidly "Alright, you may call me 'Ly'" he noted her face was red "Mei, come on, Yao will coming soon. We should be ready." after they left Al decided to go over the hit-list; first, Artie. Al went charging through out the house only to find the entirety of the hit-list hiding in a shrub in the back yard.
"You bastards! You left me at the mercy of the Icy-she-wolf! Why would you that to me? After I accepted that your all paranormals!" the last sentence was whispered as so no one would hear. Thats when Matt's head popped out of a nearby bush and whispered loudly "Why are you whispering?" the they jumped. Holy-!
How long had HE been there? That guy was definitely not there before. "Anka is so annoying!" Norge grunted as he dragged Matt away. "B-but, Norge their like us!" Norge froze. "Your paranormals?" he said just above a whisper.
Gather in Al's living room and confessing what their were.
Tino stuttered out "wind spirt."
"Gargoyle." Berwald said with no emotion whatsoever, Norge stated "Pyrocenetic." Eric in the monotone voice said "Auracenetic." Matthias shifted uneasy, and breathed out " Werewolf." Matt glanced up, "Don't worry, the full moon's already past or I wouldn't be in town." Arthur snapped his fingers and grinned "I know a way to stop you from hurting people next full moon! Wolfsbane potion!" Al clapped his hands together. "Hey, let's play a game! It's fun when your drunk!"
Forty minutes later, Alfred and the others, save Mattie seeing how he didn't like to drink, found themselves lying naked, drunk and playing D 'n D in Al's living room. They got naked when Al decided that he wanted to see what the carpet felt like ALL OVER HIS BODY. They remained intoxicated in till all the booze was consumed and the night was over. Hell yea. They knew how to PARTY!
lol I laughed while writing this it was so much fun!
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