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Prank Wars
I walked into Joe's and spotted Derek and Mark but, I didn't want to intrude.
Meredith, Christina, Lexie, George, Izzie, and Alex were all sitting with them.
I wasn't all that interested in being stared down again.
I sat at the bar and asked for a shot.
"Vodka huh? I took you for a wine drinker," Avery said sitting beside me, draping his coat over the chair.
"Well I guess you don't know me too well do you," I responded downing the drink and requesting whiskey.
I sighed and ran my hand through my hair.
"Long day?" he asked, no trace of a smirk, just curiosity.
"Something like that," I said taking a sip.
"You know what i do on a long day?"
I looked up at him and rolled my eyes.
"I don't think I want to know."
"I'm not hitting on you. I'm serious," he smirked.
I titled my head and gave in.
"Alright. What?"
"Bake."
I looked at him as if he had a third head.
"Excuse me?"
I turned towards him completely interested.
He suddenly shrunk, seeming to be getting a little embarrsed.
He laughed lightly.
"You heard me...I bake...but, if you tell anyone that I will deny it."
I laughed.
"Bake what?" I was still smiling as I stared in disbelief.
"Food...seriously. I really bake. Last week I made a White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake...stop looking at me like that."
He stared into space smiling as he said it.
"Like what? Like you're such a girl," I said jokingly laughing and shoving him lightly.
"I am not a girl. Guys bake to...I'm just comfortably enough in my masculinity to say it out loud," he said proudly trying to look manly, not that he had to try.
I rose from my seat.
"So you wouldn't mind if I announced it would yo..."
"Don't even think about it," he exclaimed quickly grabbing my arm and halting my advances as I laughed.
"Hey Kiry. Come over her," I heard Mark yell from across the bar.
"I think you're being summoned," Avery said turning back to the bar but, I grabbed his arm.
"Come on."
He looked surprised but, didn't protest.
We walked over to the group and pulled up a chair.
I ended up in between Derek and Mark, as always.
They exchanged looks as they glanced at Avery and smirked.
I subtly punched them making them shut up.
"Can you please explain to Derek that the breaking of Granna Taya's favorite china vase was his fault," Mark says returning to their previous conversation, apparently, from the look on Derek's face.
"And can you please explain to Mark that it was clearly his fault."
"What!"
"They have been arguing about this for about 5 minutes straight," Alex said sighing.
I laughed, "Actually you're both wrong."
They both glanced at me curiously.
"I'm the one who broke it but I glued it together and made it look like you guys did it," I said as they stared in disbelief.
"You are..."
"That good. Yes I am," I said sipping Derek's scotch.
"I knew that vases didn't fall apart!" Mark slapped his for head.
Derek beat himself mentally still not quite understanding.
"You guys are idiots," I said smirking.
"Yeah...we have done some dumb things..." Mark said laughing.
"Like the time Mark tried to convinced your mom it was July by turning back the calender," I said smirking.
"Or when I dared you to try on my mom's hidden show girl outfit," Derek supplied.
"Or when you dyed our hair pink," Mark exclaimed.
"Pink?" George said staring at Derek and Mark probably trying to imagine it.
"We had a prank war," Derek said.
"Derek started it by filling a teacher's car with carrots and blaming Kiry and I," Mark said.
"Carrots?"
"We had this teacher who hated carrots," Mark said laughing.
"She was really disgusted with them," I said smiling at the thought.
"And everytime someone asked her why she hated them she'd say the same thing," Derek said.
"Because carrots are the devil's spawn," we rejoiced together quoting our old History teacher.
"Next I hid Kiry's car which she didn't find for days and filled Derek's locker with chocolate syrup," Mark said proudly.
"Then Kiry set 5 snakes loose in my room and left Mark hanging upside down in the auditorium for hours," Derek went on.
"So who won?" Avery asked.
Derek and Mark rolled their eyes and I smirked.
"I did."
I left it open ended as the table filled with anticipation.
"She moved our beds to the main hallway of our school," Mark said sighing.
Everyone looked disappointed as if anyone could do that.
"While we were sleeping," Mark filled in.
O's formed on everyone's mouths.
"That's not all. She then proceeded to making us think we had lost our 55 page research paper we spent weeks writing by hacking into our computer and faking a shut down. It was a horrible time in my life though it only lasted a while," Derek said shaking his head.
"We sat on the bed for hours in shock until she told us it was a joke," Mark said cringing at the memory.
"They didnt talk to me for a week," I said smiling widely.
"For good reason Ms. Hacker," Mark said glaring.
"What ever you say Mr. Ducky," I said grinning making both of them pause.
"Ducky?" Lexie chimed in.
"Did I mention they were wearing Ducky boxers when I moved their beds in the hall?" I asked smiling.
Everyone joined in laughter as they frowned.
"They were friendship boxers!" they exclaimed in their defense.
I laughed rising.
I hugged them lightly.
"I love you guys," I whispered so only they could hear making them smile.
"Bye everyone," I said grabbing Avery's arm.
"Give me a ride," I said making him laugh at my request slash/demand as I tugged him along.
"So about that show girl outfit," Avery whispered seductively in my ear as the cold air hit my skin making me shiver.
"Not a chance," I said sending him a look of annoyance and sternness as his laughter began to carve it's place in my heart without my knowledge.
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