Prankster's Chat Room

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forgeweasley: Gred! Absolutely smashing to see you:)

gredweasley: Same to you old boy! Spiffing:)

forgeweasley: Fantastic!

gredweasley: Marvelous!

forgeweasley: Magnificent!

gredweasley: Superb!

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forgeweasley: Harry?

gredweasley: What're you-

forgeweasley: doing here?

gryffie4ever: My dad was a prankster so... yeah.

forgeweasley: Your father was a-

gredweasley: prankster?

gryffie4ever: Yeah...?

gredweasley: Harry! Why did you never-

forgeweasley: tell us?

gryffie4ever: It never came up...

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forgeweasley: Moony?! O.o

gredweasley: As in Moony of the Marauders?!

moonythemagnificent: Uh, yeah.

gryffie4ever: Moony, how've you been?

moonythemagnificent: Oh, fine. How bout you Harry? Anything new happening?

forgeweasley: Wait. Harry, are you telling is that you knew who the Marauders were-

gredweasley: and you never told us?!

gryffie4ever: Um... yes?

forgeweasley: May we ask-

gredweasley: why?!

gryffie4ever: It never came up.

moonythemagnificent: You two know me, too.

forgeweasley: Oh great Moony! We-

gredweasley: genuflect at your feet!

forgeweasley: genuflects

gredweasley: ditto

gryffie4ever: Why don't you two just ask him who he is?

forgeweasley: Have you no-

gredweasley: respect for the Marauders, Harry? We can't simply-

forgeweasley: ask who they are!

gredweasley: We have to-

forgeweasley: earn it!

moonythemagnificent: I assure you boys, you don't have to earn it.

gredweasley: The great Moony! Both ingenious and-

forgeweasley: kind!

gredweasley: grovels

forgeweasley: grovels

moonythemagnificent: Please... no groveling... .

gryffie4ever: Oh for god's sake! Moony's Remus Lupin, you nitwits.

gredweasley: Are my ears-

forgeweasley: er, eyes deceiving me!

gredweasley: Surely the great Moony couldn't be a-

forgeweasley: former professor!

gredweasley: The outrage!

forgeweasley: The scandal!

moonythemagnificent: It's me. However, I don't want you two following my example!

gryffie4ever: Bit too late for that.

gredweasley: We agree-

forgeweasley: with Harry.

gredweasley: It's far too late-

forgeweasley: for that.

moonythemagnificent: At least we didn't influence you directly.

gredweasley: That's what you think. ;)

gryffie4ever: Marauders Map, Remus.

forgeweasley: Shhh Harry!

gredweasley: You gave away-

forgeweasley: the surprise!

moonythemagnificent: So that's how Harry got it.

gredweasley: Uh-

forgeweasley: yeah.

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moonythemagnificent: Flamingoes, Padfoot?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Shut it, Moony. They're creepy.

gredweasley: It's a gift from god!

forgeweasley: Padfoot!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Er... Moony, what's going on?

gryffie4ever: They're hero-worshipping you and Remus.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh. No one's done that since Hogwarts.

gredweasley: You knew who-

forgeweasley: Padfoot was, too?

gredweasley: I'm saddened, Harry. :(

gryffie4ever: Honestly, who is Moony's best friend?

forgeweasley: Er... Padfoot.

gryffie4ever: sighs Who is Remus's best friend?!

gredweasley: That'd be-

forgeweasley: Sirius...

gredweasley: But, surely-

forgeweasley: it's not...

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: They seem to have discovered me, Moony.

moonythemagnificent: Yes, because you were hiding it so well.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Did I detect a hint of sarcasm in that statement?

moonythemagnificent: NO.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Sarcasm's a bad habit to get into, Moony.

gredweasley: Sirius! Why did you never-

forgeweasley: tell us!

gredweasley: You could have shared-

forgeweasley: your knowledge!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Moony forbad me to.

gredweasley: Professor!

forgeweasley: Why?

gryffie4ever: I'd like to know that too, actually.

moonythemagnificent: Because he would corrupt you all.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Why I'd never!

moonythemagnificent: Liar.

gredweasley: Professor!

forgeweasley: Moony.

gredweasley: Remus.

forgeweasley: Let us be the first to assure you-

gredweasley: that we have always been corrupted:)

gryffie4ever: Let me be the second to assure you. From what I've heard, they always have been.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: See Moony? Ha. Moony was proven wrong. Moony was proven wrong.

moonythemagnificent: Do any of you know how much it costs to neuter a dog?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gulps.

moonythemagnificent: Yeah, that's what I thought.

gryffie4ever: Well that was out of character Remus.

moonythemagnificent: You think that years with Sirius and your father didn't teach me anything?

forgeweasley: Harry you said earlier that-

gredweasley: your father was a prankster.

forgeweasley: What was his name?

gryffie4ever: James. :)

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, Harry. Don't spoil their fun.

moonythemagnificent: Harry's father was Prongs.

gryffie4ever: Thanks. I was going to hold that over their heads, but nooooo.

gredweasley: Harry!

forgeweasley: D'you know what this makes you?!

gryffie4ever: Er... what?

gredweasley: The Spawn of Prongs!

gryffie4ever: Yeah, I really want to be referred to as 'The Spawn of Prongs'. Almost as good as 'Slytherin's Heir'.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That's what you are though, Harry! The Spawn of Prongs... it has a nice ring to it.

moonythemagnificent: Don't deny your heritage, Harry.

forgeweasley: See even-

gredweasley: Sirius and Remus think so!

gryffie4ever: I can tell whose wide they're on.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: grin

forgeweasley: Who's Wormtail-

gredweasley: then?

moonythemagnificent: We do not speak of the traitor.

gryffie4ever: We maim him.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: And cause physical, and perhaps physiological, damage.

forgeweasley: Well, isn't that-

gredweasley: pleasant?

gryffie4ever: If you really want to know, ask Ron or something.

forgeweasley: Wait... are you telling me that-

gredweasley: our darling brother knew who the Marauders were and never-

forgeweasley: told us?

gryffie4ever: Yeah, that about sums it up.

moonythemagnificent: He's actually known since his third year.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, that's going to help him, Moony.

gredweasley: Excuse us while we-

forgeweasley: have a chat with our brother. :)

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moonythemagnificent: Weren't you the one preaching about how sarcasm was a bad habit?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah... so?

moonythemagnificent: That last comment, before the twins left, was distinctly sarcastic.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No!

gryffie4ever: Yeah, actually, it was.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, I was being Sirius! Not that I'm not usually...

moonythemagnificent: I swear on everything good and holy that if you ever make that joke again I will find a pair of rusty hedge clippers, tie you down, and castrate you myself!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Harry... my beloved godson... you'll protect me from mean, old Moony. Won't you?

gryffie4ever: Sorry Sirius. You got into this mess yourself. XD

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Eep.

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moonythemagnificent: Shall I chase him?

gryffie4ever: I do believe that would be the proper thing to do.

moonythemagnificent: Alrighty then, ta ta, Harry.

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gryffie4ever: You're gonna be castrated, too.

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scabberstherat: Damn. :(

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A/N: Oh, in the last chapter, to clarify, the lemon drops came, literally, through the computer. Sirius fearing flamingoes is from Blindfolded, another of my one-shots. Uh, I dunno how long this storyish thing is going to be. Did I get the characters personalities right in this chapter?