Prankster's Chat Room
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forgeweasley: Gred! Absolutely smashing to see you:)
gredweasley: Same to you old boy! Spiffing:)
forgeweasley: Fantastic!
gredweasley: Marvelous!
forgeweasley: Magnificent!
gredweasley: Superb!
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forgeweasley: Harry?
gredweasley: What're you-
forgeweasley: doing here?
gryffie4ever: My dad was a prankster so... yeah.
forgeweasley: Your father was a-
gredweasley: prankster?
gryffie4ever: Yeah...?
gredweasley: Harry! Why did you never-
forgeweasley: tell us?
gryffie4ever: It never came up...
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forgeweasley: Moony?! O.o
gredweasley: As in Moony of the Marauders?!
moonythemagnificent: Uh, yeah.
gryffie4ever: Moony, how've you been?
moonythemagnificent: Oh, fine. How bout you Harry? Anything new happening?
forgeweasley: Wait. Harry, are you telling is that you knew who the Marauders were-
gredweasley: and you never told us?!
gryffie4ever: Um... yes?
forgeweasley: May we ask-
gredweasley: why?!
gryffie4ever: It never came up.
moonythemagnificent: You two know me, too.
forgeweasley: Oh great Moony! We-
gredweasley: genuflect at your feet!
forgeweasley: genuflects
gredweasley: ditto
gryffie4ever: Why don't you two just ask him who he is?
forgeweasley: Have you no-
gredweasley: respect for the Marauders, Harry? We can't simply-
forgeweasley: ask who they are!
gredweasley: We have to-
forgeweasley: earn it!
moonythemagnificent: I assure you boys, you don't have to earn it.
gredweasley: The great Moony! Both ingenious and-
forgeweasley: kind!
gredweasley: grovels
forgeweasley: grovels
moonythemagnificent: Please... no groveling... .
gryffie4ever: Oh for god's sake! Moony's Remus Lupin, you nitwits.
gredweasley: Are my ears-
forgeweasley: er, eyes deceiving me!
gredweasley: Surely the great Moony couldn't be a-
forgeweasley: former professor!
gredweasley: The outrage!
forgeweasley: The scandal!
moonythemagnificent: It's me. However, I don't want you two following my example!
gryffie4ever: Bit too late for that.
gredweasley: We agree-
forgeweasley: with Harry.
gredweasley: It's far too late-
forgeweasley: for that.
moonythemagnificent: At least we didn't influence you directly.
gredweasley: That's what you think. ;)
gryffie4ever: Marauders Map, Remus.
forgeweasley: Shhh Harry!
gredweasley: You gave away-
forgeweasley: the surprise!
moonythemagnificent: So that's how Harry got it.
gredweasley: Uh-
forgeweasley: yeah.
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moonythemagnificent: Flamingoes, Padfoot?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Shut it, Moony. They're creepy.
gredweasley: It's a gift from god!
forgeweasley: Padfoot!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Er... Moony, what's going on?
gryffie4ever: They're hero-worshipping you and Remus.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh. No one's done that since Hogwarts.
gredweasley: You knew who-
forgeweasley: Padfoot was, too?
gredweasley: I'm saddened, Harry. :(
gryffie4ever: Honestly, who is Moony's best friend?
forgeweasley: Er... Padfoot.
gryffie4ever: sighs Who is Remus's best friend?!
gredweasley: That'd be-
forgeweasley: Sirius...
gredweasley: But, surely-
forgeweasley: it's not...
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: They seem to have discovered me, Moony.
moonythemagnificent: Yes, because you were hiding it so well.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Did I detect a hint of sarcasm in that statement?
moonythemagnificent: NO.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Sarcasm's a bad habit to get into, Moony.
gredweasley: Sirius! Why did you never-
forgeweasley: tell us!
gredweasley: You could have shared-
forgeweasley: your knowledge!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Moony forbad me to.
gredweasley: Professor!
forgeweasley: Why?
gryffie4ever: I'd like to know that too, actually.
moonythemagnificent: Because he would corrupt you all.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Why I'd never!
moonythemagnificent: Liar.
gredweasley: Professor!
forgeweasley: Moony.
gredweasley: Remus.
forgeweasley: Let us be the first to assure you-
gredweasley: that we have always been corrupted:)
gryffie4ever: Let me be the second to assure you. From what I've heard, they always have been.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: See Moony? Ha. Moony was proven wrong. Moony was proven wrong.
moonythemagnificent: Do any of you know how much it costs to neuter a dog?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gulps.
moonythemagnificent: Yeah, that's what I thought.
gryffie4ever: Well that was out of character Remus.
moonythemagnificent: You think that years with Sirius and your father didn't teach me anything?
forgeweasley: Harry you said earlier that-
gredweasley: your father was a prankster.
forgeweasley: What was his name?
gryffie4ever: James. :)
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, Harry. Don't spoil their fun.
moonythemagnificent: Harry's father was Prongs.
gryffie4ever: Thanks. I was going to hold that over their heads, but nooooo.
gredweasley: Harry!
forgeweasley: D'you know what this makes you?!
gryffie4ever: Er... what?
gredweasley: The Spawn of Prongs!
gryffie4ever: Yeah, I really want to be referred to as 'The Spawn of Prongs'. Almost as good as 'Slytherin's Heir'.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That's what you are though, Harry! The Spawn of Prongs... it has a nice ring to it.
moonythemagnificent: Don't deny your heritage, Harry.
forgeweasley: See even-
gredweasley: Sirius and Remus think so!
gryffie4ever: I can tell whose wide they're on.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: grin
forgeweasley: Who's Wormtail-
gredweasley: then?
moonythemagnificent: We do not speak of the traitor.
gryffie4ever: We maim him.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: And cause physical, and perhaps physiological, damage.
forgeweasley: Well, isn't that-
gredweasley: pleasant?
gryffie4ever: If you really want to know, ask Ron or something.
forgeweasley: Wait... are you telling me that-
gredweasley: our darling brother knew who the Marauders were and never-
forgeweasley: told us?
gryffie4ever: Yeah, that about sums it up.
moonythemagnificent: He's actually known since his third year.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, that's going to help him, Moony.
gredweasley: Excuse us while we-
forgeweasley: have a chat with our brother. :)
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moonythemagnificent: Weren't you the one preaching about how sarcasm was a bad habit?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah... so?
moonythemagnificent: That last comment, before the twins left, was distinctly sarcastic.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No!
gryffie4ever: Yeah, actually, it was.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, I was being Sirius! Not that I'm not usually...
moonythemagnificent: I swear on everything good and holy that if you ever make that joke again I will find a pair of rusty hedge clippers, tie you down, and castrate you myself!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Harry... my beloved godson... you'll protect me from mean, old Moony. Won't you?
gryffie4ever: Sorry Sirius. You got into this mess yourself. XD
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Eep.
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moonythemagnificent: Shall I chase him?
gryffie4ever: I do believe that would be the proper thing to do.
moonythemagnificent: Alrighty then, ta ta, Harry.
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gryffie4ever: You're gonna be castrated, too.
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scabberstherat: Damn. :(
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A/N: Oh, in the last chapter, to clarify, the lemon drops came, literally, through the computer. Sirius fearing flamingoes is from Blindfolded, another of my one-shots. Uh, I dunno how long this storyish thing is going to be. Did I get the characters personalities right in this chapter?
