Chapter 8: Wonderful Wedding
-The Big Day
A FEW DAYS LATER…
The Starship Enterprise is space docked as Jim Kirk and Nyota Uhura make further plans back at home. The couple soon to wed spends one last night together before Jim flies out to Iowa before the wedding and Nyota departs for her California home. They miss each other deeply but will soon be reunited after plans take place.
Jim and Nyota have already told all of their families and closest friends, Uhura remembers as they were telling Christine.
"Yeah, he proposed and we're getting married!" Nyota shouts. Christine looks between Jim and Nyota with her jaw dropped. She squeals like a little girl and claps her hands excitedly.
"OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWESOME! YOU'RE NOT JOKING RIGHT, THIS IS SERIOUS?!"
Jim nods and breaks into a smile as he bites his knuckle. Christine tackles him in a bear hug – surprising him with her immense strength for such a little lady. Jim laughs as he wraps his arms around her waist and looks over her shoulder at his fiancé. Uhura giggles at them as Kirk nods and finally frees himself from her viselike grip.
Nyota tightens her grip on Christine's hand as the manager zips up the white wedding dress. Nyota finally lets out the breath she wasn't aware of holding and turns around slowly to glimpse herself in the mirror. She gasps at how beautiful she truly looks – wishing more than anything that her hubby Jim was here to see her. But of course he refused to come to the dress fittings for the tradition of the groom not being allowed to see the bride before the wedding.
Nyota first chose a strapless, backless mermaid gown that flows all the way to the floor. Christine, her maid of honor, takes a picture and sends it to Nyota's mother.
Uhura turns and places her hands on her hips, looking at her butt. "Your mother says smiley face." Chapel shouts without looking up from her screen. But suddenly the nurse does and her jaw hits her lap and bounces off her knees as she takes in her friend. "You're gorgeous, Ny, absolutely gorgeous…" her voice fades as she walks over to the bride and stands behind her.
Nyota makes a face. "Oh no, I know that face that's a but… face – what's wrong with it?"
"It's just that I wanna dance with my husband on my wedding day and this dress will not let me do it. That's it, no mermaid dresses, I have two legs and I wanna show them off b*tch." Christine laughs and looks at the manager. She shakes her head.
"Nope, not this one…NEXT!" Uhura shuffles back into the dressing room and hurries to change into her second pick.
MEANWHILE IN IOWA…
Kirk flinches with an "Ow!" as the tailor accidently sticks him with the needle. He makes a face at the old tailor who mutters sorry under his breath. Once he's done Jim turns to look himself over in the mirror.
The first suit is a tuxedo with a black bowtie and black suit – very classic. Jim tugs on his lapels and smiles charmingly at his own reflection. "What do you think, Bones?" Kirk asks his best man lounging on the couch behind him.
The rather bored doctor cocks his head and looks his friend up and down. He nods his head with a smile. "Yeah I like it, I mean its classic James Bond, baby. But wait I thought Nyota wanted you to wear a white bow tie?"
Jim frowns slightly while straightening his black bow tie. "She does I'm just trying out all my options first to see if she might change her mind. Take a picture and send it to her."
McCoy does as told and sends it to Uhura.
MEANWHILE IN SANFRISCO…
Uhura makes a face at her phone and the tux Jim's wearing, quickly typing her response.
McCoy shakes his head and holds up his phone, sucking in a cool breath. "Ooh, nope, Jim she says no. Let's try on another, please Mr. Smith." The tailor nods and Jim sighs heavily as he walks to the dressing room to try on another tuxedo.
BACK IN SANFRISCO…
Nyota walks carefully to the platform in her second pick. It's a once again strapless ball gown with lace sleeves ending halfway down her forearm with crisp white gloves.
Uhura looks herself up and down with a blossoming smile. She twirls and squeals excitedly. Gesturing royally towards Christine she utters in a measured voice, "I look like a royal princess. Don't you think so, royal maid?"
"I know you're only gesturing like that to show off your Mickey Mouse gloves and also I like how you forgot the honor part of my title; that's practically all I have, dude." Nyota laughs and spins again, moving to her and taking her hands, dancing with Chapel like the Cinderella Ball. They giggle as the sparkles of her dress catches Christine's eye.
"So is this the one?!" Uhura stops dancing whimsically immediately and drops her hands.
"I… Don't…think so…?" The maid of honor places her hands on her hips and scowls at her friend. "What do you mean, Ny?!"
"It's not the dress, Christy. I don't have that fluttery wedding feeling that people talk about. Shouldn't I feel that? I want to feel that, experience it not just look at something."
Christine slumps her shoulders with a sigh and flops back onto the couch in exhaustion. "NEXT!"
As Nyota goes to change into the third dress the nurse dials McCoy to complain of their wedding duties as the bride and groom's best friends.
"Hello, Bones speaking."
"Hi, McCoy how's it going on your end?"
He sighs and looks at Jim as he poses in his second tuxedo. "Well, good I suppose. Jim's just now trying on his second tux."
"Send me a picture." He does and Christy places him on speaker to look at it. She giggles at Jim smiling like a goof and examines the suit. It has a white bow tie like Uhura requested with a white coat, black peak lapels and black outlined pockets. Christy smiles at it.
"Do you like what you see?" Christy is well aware of it being Jim's voice, bright and happy.
"Yeah, I do Jim."
"Oh, wait let me call you back so we can video chat." He hangs up and then immediately dials right back requesting to Face Time. Christine accepts and looks at the screen as she sees Jim and Bones come into view.
She waves with an excited smile and looks between the two of them. "Where's my sweetheart of a bride to be?" Jim asks with an infectious grin. Chapel looks back at the dressing room and gets up to hand the phone to Nyota herself.
"She's in the dressing room; let me get her for you." Christine knocks on the dressing room door and barges in without waiting for Uhura's answer. Nyota doesn't mind considering the two longtime friends have seen each other naked plenty of times. "What is it?" Nyota asks without turning away from changing.
"Is that my baby, Nyny?!" Nyota jumps into hysterics of joy but then slips into hysterical fear. "HE CAN'T SEE ME – I'M IN MY WEDDING DRESS, DON'T MAKE ME FIRE YOU FROM BEING THE MAID OF HONOR! CUZ YOU'RE SUCKING AT IT RIGHT NOW!" Nyota shouts in a hushed whisper through clenched teeth.
Chapel rolls her eyes at her ridiculousness and turns the camera in the opposite direction while Nyota takes off the dress.
"What is it? What's going on Christy?"
"Uh, just your fiancé acting stupid and ridiculous; good luck handling that Captain."
"Don't worry Chap; I do it all the time."
"You do not!" Uhura interjects, now fully undressed as she slips on a robe and takes the phone away from Christine.
"Hey, baby, how's dress shopping going?"
"Good baby, I miss you though – when are you getting back?"
Jim scratches his head and offers her a brave smile. "Um, as soon as we're done with this suit fitting Bones and I will be hopping on a plane to your place before you know it. I miss you too, like you would not believe how much I do. One night I rolled over in my bed and started talking to you cuz I thought you were actually there. Then I realized that I was lying in an empty bed talking to my pillow and sheets. I never felt so alone, it sucks."
Uhura makes a face of sympathy as she looks deep into his clear, breathtaking eyes – offering her immense relief just to see him.
"You know, honey, it just feels great just to hear your voice and see your face. I swear I'm about to go crazy; I just wish you were here so bad."
Jim nods in understanding as he yearns to reach his hand out and softly caress her face. But suddenly Kirk perks up with an idea.
"Hey, you wanna try something?"
"Yeah, sure, what is it?"
"Just go to the bathroom okay, lock the door and I'll do the same."
Nyota follows his directions and rests on the bathroom's toilet seat. She stares at the screen and sees Jim is also in the bathroom now.
"Okay, you ready, Ny?" She nods and pulls her hair down to let it tumble over her shoulders. "Okay, well we're just gonna masturbate and act like the other person is doing it – got it?" Nyota nods again enthusiastically as she strips her robe and bra. She pulls her lace panties down to her ankles and awaits Jim as he strips down also.
"I'm already wet, J."
"Good, cuz I'm hard already. Okay on three we start, okay?" Nyota nods in agreement and braces her thumb at her clitoris and fingers at her entrance. Jim sighs steadily and wraps his hands around his hard cock.
"1…"
"2…"
"3…!"
Nyota rubs her clitoris and slips two fingers into her entrance smoothly just as Jim brushes his oozing tip and rubs himself before pumping his shaft up and down in a fierce pace. Uhura arches into her own fingers – imagining them to be Kirk's rough, large fingers.
Jim wishes his enormous hand was instead his fiancé's small, gentle fingers wrapped around him firmly. He pumps and a tug a few times as he knocks his head back and moans a faint Nyota.
He gets turned on even more when he hears Nyota gasp and jolt forward as she whimpers his name softly.
"James, oh god," She shoves her fingers deeper into her warm and tightening pussy, looking at the phone to watch Jim for a few heavenly seconds as he yanks himself faster.
"I'm so close, god Jim!"
"Me too, Nyota, uh!" Jim gives one final tug and pants Nyota's names as he ejaculates onto his stomach. Uhura comes exactly at the same time exclaiming his name as she clenches around her fingers and covers them in her juices.
They slump against the walls and gaze at each other heavenly. Jim smiles at her and she grins back. "I love you."
"I love you too, Jim. But I gotta go sweetie, my session's almost over and I have to find my dress. Okay, bye, love you!"
"I love you, okay, and bye!"
They hang up and Uhura leaves the restroom, redressing in her third dress and walking out onto the platform.
It's a sweetheart ball gown with a belt at the waist and a white cardigan that only goes a little bit over her shoulders with a collar and a button-string fastening. It reminds Nyota of her Enterprise uniform and she likes it just for that mere reason alone.
As she twirls in front of the mirror Christine gasps and smiles triumphantly. "This is the dress." Nyota says more to herself than to her because she is the only one in the room – she doesn't even see Christy any more.
"WE'VE FOUND IT?!" Uhura turns around to face her and smiles, nodding quickly. They grab hands and start jumping up and down in rare, pure, envious joy. "I FOUND THE DRESS!"
"YOU FOUND THE DRESS!"
"WE CAN START LOOKING FOR CAKES!"
"I'M SO F*CKING HUNGRY FOR CAKES!"
"I KNOW YOU ARE, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
"I'M YOUR MAID OF HONOR CUZ I AM YOUR HEAD, B*TCH!"
"WHO YOU CALLIN' A B*TCH, HEFFER?!"
They burst out laughing and hug each other as the manager walks back into the room. "Are we ready for a purchase, ladies?"
They nod and Nyota undresses and takes the dress out on the hanger as they walk to the checkout desk. "How much is it?" Uhura asks.
"5, 647 dollars – cash or credit?"
"Credit." Nyota slides the card in the slot and smiles cheerfully at the woman behind the desk and Christine. "I got ma dress and one of the most important parts of the wedding is done, booyah!" They slap a high five and skip out of the store.
IN IOWA…
McCoy gets a text from Christy saying they've found the dress and are now going cake shopping.
Jim turns around and whines, "What, that sucks, I wanna stuff my face with cake!"
"I know, dude, don't we all?" Jim pouts and turns back to the mirror as he stares at his tuxedo. It has a white bow tie, white lapels, a gray dress shirt, black vest, gray coat and black outlined pockets. Kirk absolutely loves the third one and fixes his pure gold cufflinks as he strikes a James Bond pose.
"This is it, McCoy, this is the one – third time's the charm, baby, this is it." Bones jumps up from the couch, rubbing his hands together and smiling as he looks Jim up and down.
"Okay, it looks nice let me just take a picture here and send it to Christine…and…Done! Let's blow this joint!"
Jim laughs and goes to change quickly. They meet at the front desk and the old tailor asks cash or credit.
"Credit." Jim slides the card and makes a sour face at the price of 5, 098 bucks. "Okay, it was nice doing business with you, sir. You have a nice day now. Come on Slow Bones we have a flight to catch!"
The duo races to the car and bolt to the airport just in time for boarding. Jim takes his window seat and McCoy sits next to him. Jim slips on his headphones and reclines his seat as he drifts into the beat of Nirvana.
IN SANFRISCO…
Nyota moans in pleasure as the cream cheese icing melted in her mouth leaving the moist red velvet. She looks at Christy who nods her head with thumbs up. "Mm, this is delicious." She mumbles over her cake.
Nyota nods too, swallowing her bite as she dabs her mouth with a napkin. "Mm, write that one down – write it down as one of the choices, a definite maybe." Christy nods and scribbles it down on her notepad of cake options.
The helpful lady smiles politely and gestures to the next cake. "And now we move on to the next sample. This one is a pound cake in chocolate and vanilla."
Nyota nods and licks her fork clean before cutting herself a piece from the slice. She pops it into her mouth and smiles at the thick dark chocolate coating her tongue like a blanket. Christine takes a bite of the vanilla and smiles back at her. They each switch flavors and write down the chocolate pound cake as a definite maybe.
"Next is an angel cake with white cream and strawberry icing." Nyota nods her head while moaning at the scrumptious bite.
"Yes, this is a definite yes as the cake. You know I'm considering doing each level of the cake a different cake, you know?"
"You mean like the base being red velvet, the middle chocolate, and so on?" Christine inquires. Uhura nods while swallowing her slice. "Mm-hm, yes, is that crazy awesome or just crazy?" Christine frowns as she thinks about it.
"No I don't think it's crazy, it actually kinda seems like a good idea since we can't make up our goddamn minds to save a life." Nyota laughs and nods at her in agreement.
"So we have four tiers of cake so that means four different flavors. First flavor which will be the bottom is red velvet because that's my favorite so far. Second flavor is this angel cake and Jim can pick the other two levels."
"That's nice of you."
"It's only fair since I know he loves cake tasting – that was what he was most excited about! Haha he's so stupid and I love him."
Christine wraps her arm around her waist and hugs her tight. "I know you do that makes you even more stupid." Nyota laughs and smiles politely at the woman.
"So the wedding is in two days do you think can have it ready by then – here's the um icing design me and Jim decided on." Uhura hands the piece of paper to the baker and holds her hands anxiously. The lady nods and shakes her hand firmly. "Yes, most definitely, Mrs. Uhura."
Nyota sighs, "I'm gonna miss that name."
The girls then scurry over to the flower shop and order four dozen each of red roses, white roses, pink roses, and white lilies to the wedding chapel on Thursday.
They skip out onto the sidewalk, swinging their joined hands. "All that's left is the invitations."
"Wait, I already sent those out to all the requested guests."
"You did, but I'm adding one bridesmaid."
"B-b-but we already have the dresses picked out for everyone, it's too late for one more!" Christine exclaims nervously. Nyota rolls her eyes in mild irritation.
"Calm down – I'm the bride, I decide what goes on. And choose to add a bridesmaid, kapeesh?" It's now Chapel's turn to roll her eyes and shake her head. "Okay, fine you're royal highness, who exactly is this new addition?"
"Gaila from the Orion Starfleet." Christine immediately stops in her tracks to gape at the bride gone bonkers.
"Are you absolutely insane?! Haha, you do know she slept with your fiancé…right? Why on god's green earth would you ever invite her?! Let alone make her a bridesmaid! My god, the bride has gone completely bonkers – the wedding's off, done for, the Captain can't marry a woman out of her mind!" Nyota laughs and touches her shoulder reassuringly. "Don't worry Christy, I can explain. Despite her sleeping with my soon to be husband she was still a rather good friend of mine and I require her company when I am married off to Jim. And besides it's been years since her and Jim, I'm sure she's over him by now. Oh, and it can be a test – to see if Jim is over all his past lovers and truly loves me. I want her there so therefore she's coming. It kinda feels wrong not to invite her, you know?"
Christine shakes her head sharply, "no, no Nyota, I don't know, you know?" Nyota laughs and shakes her head as they resume their joyous skipping.
"So I'll take care of inviting slutty Gaila and you can focus on getting prettier for your wedding – not that you need to." Nyota smiles at her graciously with a thank you murmured on her lips.
They head back to Nyota's apartment where the worn out bride lays down for bed while her maid of honor stays up preparing a spare invitation and mailing it to Gaila's address, also sending an email just for good measure.
When Jim and Leonard's plane finally lands in the early morning, late midnight, the girls are both well passed out.
Jim stretches as he stands in the airport next to McCoy, awaiting their luggage. Kirk yawns out of exhaustion having mostly stayed up the night reading, drawing and drinking Scotch to calm his pre-wedding jitters.
"We ordered four more suits for you, my brother, Pike, and Spock, right?" Jim asks Bones who's seated on the floor hugging his knees – quite calm and rested with his nap on the plane.
He nods with a scratch of his head, "uh, yeah, we did. Hey whatever happened to the idea of them wearing their uniforms too?"
Kirk shakes his head with an uneasy frown. "Oh, nope, ran it past the bride and Nyota shot it down. It was a no-go dude – she hated it." Jim shakes his head again with a smile as he stares down at his friend.
Bones stands up as they see their bags and Jim grabs them, handing one to McCoy. The duo hops in a taxi and Kirk falls asleep at some point in time during the long car ride.
It's around three am when Kirk and McCoy finally arrive at Nyota's apartment door. Jim remembers Nyota telling him the key was in the fern and drops his bag to dig in the moist dirt. He smiles victoriously when his hand strikes cool metal and his fingers clamp around the gold painted key.
Jim hastily sticks it in the lock and fumbles a few seconds before it gives into a satisfying click and he swings the door open quietly. Bones steps into the cool atmosphere with a sigh of relief.
Bones turns on a lamp and they're able to see the winding staircase, flat screen TV and futon, a guest bedroom door to their left down a short hall along with a bathroom. Kirk assumes the master bath and bedroom is upstairs with his gorgeous fiancé occupying it.
Jim leaves his best man to the futon as he trudges his bag upstairs toward his beloved Nyota.
Nyota doesn't stir as Jim undresses down to his underwear nor when he crawls under the sheets and comforter in bed with her. Uhura does however wake up groggily to him when his strong arms wrap around her waist.
She scrunches up her face in the dark and rubs her eyes to wake them up as she opens her eyes and her vision materializes from being blurry.
Once Jim's face registers in her doe like eyes Nyota feels a smile split her face open as uncontainable contentment surged through her body in waves and shudders. She feels her shriek climbing up her throat and prying between her lips as she wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him into a tight unsatisfying hug.
The wetness of her panties is evident in the knowledge that she will never be satisfied unless he is inside her. Uhura pulls away and clasps the back of his neck and dirty blond hair in her delicate fingers and betrays her looks by yanking his lips to hers with shocking strength.
Jim moans first in surprise and then relief as his hands grab her bare waist and pull her closer to him in her king bed.
Nyota grabs his face as she pulls away from him with tears glistening in her eyes and an earth-shattering smile on her beaming face.
She gives loving and comforting kisses on his face and neck – all over every exposed piece of his hot, warm skin. "I – kiss – love – kiss – you – kiss – so – kiss – much; haha, it – smooch – hurts. – smooch – I – smooch – missed – peck – you – peck – so – peck – f*cking – peck – bad. Kiss – don't – kiss – you – kiss – ever – kiss – go – kiss – away – kiss – again!"
Kirk is laughing hysterically at her kissing and caresses as she smiles at him – dead serious. "I'm not joking with you J, I'm never letting you out of my sight again, and you do know that, right?"
"Don't worry honey, I know your just joking cuz you're still sleepy."
"No, I'm not sleepy – this is the best idea I've had in a long time and I'm serious about this."
"Fine, whatever, I love you so much that just might be heaven for me – who would want to leave you? But why are you crying?"
Nyota shakes her head and waves a hand at her still rolling tears. "It's just the hormones…you know from the baby and all. It's been like a long last few days – with you being gone and all the wedding details and stressful plans. I found a wedding dress though! Ooo and I picked two tiers of the cake and left you the other two."
Jim makes a confused face as he cocks his head with a smile. "What, don't you pick one and done?"
"Nope, I decided to have all four levels of the cake different cakes – get it?! Like if you don't like this one, try the latter! It will be fun! Like a cake walk, hehe, ha, get it? See the joke that I made there?"
"Yeah, unfortunately I did and I'll do you a favor and act like I didn't hear it, okay?" Nyota laughs and slaps his chest playfully. "Ow! Hey, I'm not the one who said the awful joke!"
"Yeah but you could have at least faked a laugh!" Nyota shouts while hooking her leg over his.
"That would be a slap in the face to all Kirks – we just can't, don't ask me of it again, please." He places a hand over his heart and fakes hurt. She punches his strong arm and kisses him. "Those b*tchy baby hormones must be hitting you hard – first you hit me then you kiss me, you're a rollercoaster!"
Nyota laughs seductively and then slides her three fingers into her warm, wet mouth. "Yeah, baby, you know I am and you just love it. Now let's go for a ride…" Jim's mouth drops open and he feels himself twitch in his pants as his not-so-little captain reports for duty. (A/N: that's so cheesy! Sorry dude – I'm just lame like that.)
Uhura sits up and crawls on top of him, eyeing him down like the heated doe she is. Kirk swallows and doesn't speak for fear of breaking the mood.
Nyota never breaks eye contact with him, her large brown eyes innocently staring into his as her hand snakes down to his briefs and slips under the elastic band. Jim sucks in cold air as her wet fingers latch around his firmness in a death grip. Nyota bites her lip at the reinforcement of his confident size. She sighs wonderfully and studies every inch of his manhood with her tantalizing touch.
Kirk holds on strong as her small, warm thumb flicks against his head, urging him to jolt forward with his hips. He lets out a strangled, stuttered breath as he fights for control against his yearning to come hot right then and there. Nyota tugs his underwear down to his knees and does the same with her soaked white laced panties.
Jim takes in the familiar sight of her dripping twat and moans as she begins pumping him smoothly while simultaneously slipping her own fingers into her and roughly rubbing her swollen clitoris. Jim groans at the sensations racing across his body – his hair standing on end as he tries to refrain from her magnificent hand job.
Nyota is also moaning and whimpering at her own musings, digging her fingers up herself and curling them before twisting them out again in a provocative rhythm.
"Oh, Jim, baby, this is how much I missed you!"
Jim puts his hands on her hips reassuringly as he nods while biting his lip – biting back his own orgasm. As soon as Nyota is sure to come she withdrawals her hands from both of them and slams down roughly onto Kirk's aching cock. They both shudder at the sudden intrusion and binding of them as Jim grinds her down onto him and she rocks her hips alluringly so.
Jim misses the sense of control he usually has in the bedroom and flips them over, slamming her onto the mattress and mess of sheets while crushing his lips to hers desperately.
He rolls and grinds his hips into hers, grunting with each exhausting thrust of effort. Uhura arches her back and gives a lustful cry of passion as she pulls his mouth down to her own, pushing into him; she wraps her arms around his waist and claws at his back. Kirk roars in response but she shushes him with a kiss at fear of waking up their friends, bringing their time together to an end.
Finally Jim lets go and grinds into her a final time before she screams his name and clenches her muscles as her warming, wet liquids spill out of her to cover his soaked and pulsing hard shaft. Jim thinks he has thrusted into her again with the sheer power of his sperm's ejaculation as he calls out her name. They kiss and moan into each other as they ride it out until they complete their orgasms.
Jim kisses her and weakly pulls out, rolling over to her side and wrapping an arm around her small waist. He kisses her temple and sighs contentedly. "So what now?"
"We can't do that again despite how much I want to."
Kirk jolts forward and looks down at her. Uhura also sits up after he claps on the lights. "WHAT?!" She swallows and takes a deep breath. "I love you, honey, you know that but I want our wedding day to be special and if we don't have sex for a few days all that sexual tension between will just explode and it will be amazing. I mean can you imagine?! You'll rip me apart from limb to limb. You might be angry now and over the next two days but ultimately you'll thank me in the end."
Jim sighs angrily and rolls his eyes at her, crossing his arms over his chest defiantly. "Fine," he huffs reluctantly so, "anything for you." He crosses the space between them and kisses her lovingly in understanding. "This wedding better come quick then." He murmurs against her soft lips, making her laugh and nod.
"Don't worry hon, it will…I promise." They kiss again and she falls asleep in his arms as morning light approaches.
The next day Jim dresses casually in beige cargo shorts, a brown t-shirt, and brown Vans. Nyota ties up her long, silk ebony hair in a messy bun and slips on a light green blouse, khaki capris with a brown belt and green flip flops.
Christy and McCoy are dressed before them having woke earlier and await the couple in the SUV. Jim grabs his cellphone and a few snickers for Nyota before giving her a chaste kiss and walk, fingers entwined as they sit in the backseat.
Christine glances back at the glowing Uhura in the rearview mirror as they back out her driveway. "So," the nurse begins before glancing at Bones then back at Nyota and Jim, "we heard you go at like bunnies last night. Bones wanted to shout and bang on the ceiling with a broomstick but I persuaded him to put in some earphones and let you have your moment together…"
Once the couple looks at each other with a shy and embarrassed smile with a shrug, remaining silent; Jim gives her soft hand a reminding squeeze.
"So how was it – I want all the dirty details; don't leave out a thing Ny. Be dirty and over exposing like you were in your Starfleet days."
Bones shakes his head fiercely – making it look like it might roll off his shoulders – with wide eyes as he continues to drive. "NO, NO, NO, I DO NOT NEED TO PICTURE MY FRIEND IN THAT KIND OF LIGHT – NOPE, NO THANK YOU, I'M TAKING A RAIN CHECK!" Kirk laughs at his protesting and waves a hand at him before tossing him his earphones. "Knock yourself out, buddy." McCoy takes the offer and scrambles to stuff them in his ears.
"OK, go!" Christine says once Bones is legally deaf.
"He was great – I forgot how big he was and I just gave him a hand job while I let him watch me finger myself and then I lowered myself onto him roughly and he made me come together like we always do."
"I hate you two, okay Bones you can take them out now – we're done."
McCoy throws them back at Kirk who catches them rather expertly. Christine makes a face at Nyota and the bride nods in understanding at their girl talk while Jim and Leonard are oblivious to their secret female conversation.
Nyota turns to face Jim and looks him in the eyes – he looks so happy and she hates to tell him but let's just do it fast, she thinks, like a band aid.
"I invited another bridesmaid and she's going to wear the spare dress we bought." Jim makes a face of bewilderment and scratches his 5 o'clock shadow.
"Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute – you invited one more bridesmaid? When, while I was sleeping?"
Nyota shakes her head and rolls her eyes at his defensive sarcasm. "No, stupid, yesterday."
He crosses his arms over his chest and asks, "Well who is she?"
Uhura takes a deep breath to calm herself as she answers, "Gaila from Orion Starfleet." Jim's jaw drops and his eyes bug out of his head.
"WHAT, THE GAILA WHO I SLEPT WITH AND HAD LIKE A TWO WEEK FLING AND EVERYTHING WITH – THAT GAILA FROM ORION?!" Uhura nods timidly.
Kirk drags his hands through his hair and laughs forcefully in order not to punch the car's interior.
"Okay, I'm gonna try to calm down here and rationalize this… now why exactly did you invite my ex-girlfriend to our wedding?"
Nyota shrugs and scratches her bun. "She was my friend, Jim; I just want her there because she was so nice to me. Are you mad?"
He takes a deep breath and smiles falsely. "I'm not mad."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm not mad." He repeats in calm, soothing monotone that Nyota finds off putting with its relaxed ease.
"Let's just go cake tasting, shall we. Cuz I sure could go for some cake."
Jim chooses sponge cake and a layer cake as his two tiers and the group visits the church with the wedding being tomorrow and all. It's coming together nicely – the flowers will be delivered and set up on the day of the grand event so they can remain fresh.
After grabbing a bite and sharing a few much needed laughs the gang returns to Nyota's cozy home where they find a large package awaiting them on the front step.
Jim lugs it inside and lays it on the living room coffee table in front of the TV. Leonard hands him a box cutter and Kirk skillfully slits the clear packaging tape and opens the cardboard flaps.
He opens it completely and they all smile in relief at the sight of four suits identical to Jim's with the minor accepting of a black bow tie, black dress shirts and black lapels. "Oh, haha, check it out – do we know how to pick suit or do we know how to pick a suit?! We suit up nice!" Jim exclaims while slapping Bones a high five and chest bump as if they were college men.
"Yes we do!" McCoy replies, sipping down some whiskey he happened to find in the refrigerator. Jim nods at him and walks into the kitchen, deciding to pour himself and the girls a glass. He hands it to them and they all smile before sipping it down, plopping on the futon and watching a couple shows in relaxation.
Later on the girls convince the boys to go pick up the bridesmaid dresses for them. They happily oblige and climb into the car, driving over to the small boutique.
Once their Bones and Kirk get hit on by the wedding boutique's female employees regardless of Kirk explaining he's picking up his wife's bridesmaids dresses. The manager twirls her long blond hair around on her pointer finger flirtingly while she hands Kirk and Bones all the dresses that have already been paid for.
Jim smiles at her politely, desperately wanting to get out of there and trying to hide his discomfort and disgust at her undressing stares and gazes at the two attractive men. "Let's get out of here – I feel like she's undressing us with her very eyes." McCoy nods immediately in agreement as they bolt with the dresses without so much as a farewell.
Once back at Nyota's apartment they lay the dresses on top of the suits on the shelf in the closet with a sigh and a shudder at the memory of all of the cougars in there.
"What is it? You guys look like you saw your grandmas naked in the shower or something."
"It's just as bad – you willingly sent us into a kill zone of cougars and we got mawwed baby, we got mawwed."
Uhura sits up on the futon. "What?"
"All of those employees were hitting on us like a toad on a fly. Even when Kirk told them he was picking up the bridesmaids dresses for his wife." Uhura balls her hands into fists and pounds the futon furiously.
"Those horny, jealous b*tches, trifling heffas – I oughta give them a piece of my mind and they won't like it…" she continued muttering things under her breath more for her own relief in anger.
A few minutes later Uhura has regained her sense of rational thinking. "Let's go over the wedding details one more time."
"Okay."
"Sitting arrangements?"
"Check, everyone accounted for at the reception."
"Bridesmaid dresses?"
"Uh, duh, why ask a question you already know the answer to?" Christine asks with annoyance.
Nyota rolls her eyes in answer. "Whatever Christy, suits?"
"Check." Answers Kirk and Bones.
"Wedding Cake?"
"Check, will be dropped off tomorrow right after the wedding for the reception."
"Flowers?"
"Check, wrapped up nice and tight ready for drop off tomorrow."
"Wedding dress?"
"It's hanging in your closet upstairs, once again stupid question."
"Hey, drop the attitude, Ms. Sass. Caterer?"
"Check, it's an open bar with our order of appetizers such as a fruit display and vegetable platter. For meat we got a wing station, beef, chicken, and lamb kabobs, meatballs and pigs in a blanket at Jim's insistence. For sides we got fried jumbo shrimp, sushi, and stuffed mushrooms at my request. Finally for dessert, not including the wedding cake(s), cupcakes with your wedding colors; sound good?"
Nyota nods, and rubs her stomach at the thought of stuffed mushrooms and shrimp.
"Okay – that's it right? We're good? Is that all?"
"Yeah, we've covered everything and everything is taken care of. Pike, Sam, and Spock are on a flight here as we speak so – yeah we're all set for this marriage thing as soon as they land."
Nyota squeals in excitement and jumps up from the bed, grabbing Kirk as he is quick on his feet literally as he takes her hand in his and his other hand holds her waist pressing her to him.
The two engaged waltz together – Kirk staring goofily ahead in his seriousness. He twirls her around and dips her, as she does the same to him he grabs a daisy from the vase and purrs at her seductively. Nyota throws her head back and laughs at his ridiculousness and bites the stem, taking it into her own mouth with a challenging cocked eyebrow.
He smiles at her and teases, "This isn't the tango."
"Well we can change that." Uhura hisses as she leads them into the saucy dance. McCoy and Christine laugh, egging them on from their seats.
"It's so awesome that neither of us has to take dance lessons. I'll be honest though – I was afraid you would have two left feet or something, I don't know why. You're a great dancer so far as I can tell. So what dance are we gonna do on our wedding night?" Uhura asks, laying her head down on his chest softly.
"I'll just let it come to us at the moment in time." He replies and she smiles, pulling away to kiss him as they sway in the living room.
PART 2
THE BIG DAY ARRIVES…
Nyota snaps awake early Thursday morning, nerves racing through her body like a racecar as full realization and grasp of the day dawns on her as she sits up in bed hugged by Kirk's sleeping form. He grumbles something about the lights but she tunes him out without trying.
She suddenly screams and shakes his shoulders until he bolts awake in shock and fear at something happening.
"W- what's, what's happening? Nyota? Honey what's wrong? Is something wrong?"
She shakes her head and grabs his hands as she leads him with her when she starts jumping on the bed's mattress. Jim laughs at her but reluctantly jumps with her, never seeing Nyota this psyched in his life and time with her. Well…he thought…I have the rest of my life to watch her.
They jump up and down on the mattress, Jim grabbing her face abruptly and kissing her hopelessly. "I love you." They utter at the same instant and smile against the other's lips.
Jim stops jumping and tackles a giggling Nyota to the bed while they're in midair. She laughs at im, clutching her stomach in pain as she smiles and kisses him.
"What time is it?"
Kirk checks his watch and looks down at her in his arms. "Only seven, we have three hours until the wedding! How do you want to spend it?"
"Getting everything ready of course! Did all of your groomsmen arrive last night?" Jim nods in answer, holding up his phone in proof.
"Yeah, they texted me when they checked into their hotels five minutes from here and the chapel."
Nyota lets out a deep breath, calming down from her rising hysteria of panic. "I know Gaila also landed."
Jim pouts with a tortured groan, "are you sure we can't just make her cancel or at least make her just a guest and not an f*cking bridesmaid?!" Nyota slaps his bare thigh lightly as she scowls at him doing her best mom impression – nailing it on the head. "Oh, quit your whining I can't handle two babies right now."
"Whatever, how about your bridesmaids, did they all land?"
"Yeah, they texted me too; my three friends, and Gaila of course."
"Wait you have one more extra bridesmaid than I do – is that gonna be a problem?"
"I wouldn't think so."
"Okay… Of course there wouldn't be an uneven number if someone hadn't gone all we need Gaila and stuff…" Jim mutters under his breath, earning a well-deserved scowling glare from Nyota.
After a much needed breakfast and episode of Looney Tunes, the group is ready to set the day in motion for perfection.
Jim phones his groomsmen to get their donkey butts over here to help out while Christine does the same to her fellow bridesmaids.
After the full wedding party arrives they set out to the chapel to see if everything is carrying on nicely.
Once there they see that the flowers have already arrived but Nyota immediately assigns the bridesmaids to put their fast fingers to good use by tying the bouquets.
Meanwhile Jim puts his groomsmen to work arranging tables, vases of flowers, and setting out place cards for the reception next door. All the bouquets are done and the reception area is prepared and now only needs the food to be delivered.
A few minutes the food arrives and the employees set it out admiringly on the long tables. Nyota claps her hand with a calming sigh as she looks over the pretty fruit display and food.
"Everything's coming together – oh my god! I'm getting f*cking married today, b*tches!" Jim laughs at her and kisses her lovingly as he wraps his arms around her waist.
Jim checks his watch and sees that is already nine o'clock a.m. "Okay we now have an hour! Let's get this show on the road, people, we need tuxes and dresses!" Kirk shouts commandingly, his rank of command being Captain snaking into his voice confidently. Nyota finds warmth sneaking down her core to settle in her sex as his control switches her on.
She ignores it and shakes her head to focus as she runs to her dressing room, Christine having picked up the bridesmaid dresses and tuxedoes.
Nyota quickly undresses as if in a relay race and Christy helps her get into her wedding dress – lucky as Uhura hasn't grown at all with her baby bump, it's noticeable but only if someone points it out. Nyota once again gets that fluttering feeling in her gut at seeing herself dressed in the blinding white dress. She slips on the cardigan and sits down comfortably as her bridesmaids pin up her hair in a beautiful, big, bun and quickly give her bangs all the way across her forehead at her request.
They do her makeup and bring out her large animalistic brown eyes, accentuating her high cheek bones and light brown skin.
At last when her hair and makeup is done, they apply her veil/train. They hand her the large bouquet of flowers consisting mostly of roses and a few lilies. Gaila casually slips out of the cramped dressing room to use the restroom.
MEANWHILE…
The men quickly dress, Jim staring at himself in the mirror, combing his hair carefully and plugging in the razor to shave his thickening beard.
"I can't believe Nyota let me grow out this long – I'm surprised she didn't call off the wedding due to me having a mid-life crisis. That's what people usually assume is going on when you grow out a beard as luscious as this. I'm gonna miss you buddy!" Jim says goodbye as strands begin to fall off into the dressing room's counter. A few minutes later Jim is back to his clean shaven self – resembling a tough decision making Captain once again.
Jim runs his rough, calloused palm over his smooth chin and a smile grows across his face at his new appearance. "Okay, I'm about to get married boys. I love ya, but I'm kicking you out, I need some time alone – just me."
They all obey, leaving Jim to his own reflection in the mirror of the dressing room to look himself over. Kirk takes a deep breath to steady himself as he stares into the light cerulean of his eyes as he tries to see if there's any doubt inside him by just looking at the surface.
But as much as the Captain searches himself deep down he can't find even the slightest hint of cold feet or nervousness. He completely wants to do this – his head's in it, so is his heart, which is rare thing to happen. He grins happily as thoughts of the woman he's to marry in a few minutes cross his mind; he wonders hopelessly what her dress looks like – if it's backless, strapless, form fitting…just wonders.
Suddenly the dressing room door creaks open and Jim shakes his head, straightening his uniform's collar in the mirror. He shakes his head.
"I told you guys to leave, and no, I don't need to be talked off my cold feet…" his voice fades when he sees it's not any one of his groomsmen but Gaila. He turns around with a forced polite smile.
"Hey…Gaila…long time, no see, huh? I would've said hi but," he gestures to his suit and the dressing room, "I was kinda busy with getting dressed and all." Gaila nods, walking over quickly, hips swaying side to side as she stares him down with lust in her eyes. Jim cocks a baffled eyebrow as he's seen that look before and hopes to god he's just imagining things.
But he isn't because Gaila's a horny, two timing, backstabbing b*tch who still isn't over the magnificent Jim Kirk.
Before Jim can have a second to react before his ex-girlfriend slams him back onto the counter with her lips. Jim yells in protest, his hands quickly reacting before his mind by shoving her roughly away from him. But somehow the dumb b*tch takes it the wrong way and smiles at him.
"Oh, I forgot you like it rough, okay." She slaps him before kissing him again as she grabs him out of his pants. Jim struggles to get his lips away from hers as he pushes her away again. She looks down at him, her face dropped.
"Why isn't it up?"
"Cuz, Gaila, I don't like you anymore. I'm getting married today – right now actually, you son of a b*tch. I can't get it up for you anymore, I love Nyota and being her friend, you should respect that. Now get out of here before I do something really stupid like curse your ass out."
Her mouth hangs open and she looks at him confused. Jim shoves himself back in his slacks and turns away from her, facing the mirror. Once he sees she's still here he looks at her and points to the door.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, GAILA, AND GO GODDAMMIT!" Gaila runs out of the room, embarrassed of his rejection and her entire feelings about a nearly married man.
Outside the men's dressing room, Nyota sees Gaila come out, tears nearly streaming down her face. The bride goes ballistic, immediately assuming she's slept with Jim or tried to.
Uhura shoves her bouquet into Christine's hands and then her freshly dried nails claw at the ex-bridesmaid's hair and yanks her to her.
She screams at her while raining punches down on her face, "I TRUSTED YOU, YOU WET LITTLE WHORE AND THEN YOU HAVE THE BULLSH*T OF NERVE TO TURN ON ME AND START UP YOUR FLING AGAIN WITH MY GODDAMN HUSBAND?! I AM GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN KICKING YOUR DINGY TEETH IN, YOU B*TCH! COME HERE!"
Finally after Gaila suffers a black eye, bleeding nose and split lip, Christine hauls the flailing Lieutenant off of the weak and frail girl. "GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE SHE KILLS YOU!" Christine warns, waving Gaila away as she stumbles out the door and down the chapel steps.
Nyota escapes her bridesmaid's grasps and storms into Kirk's dressing room. "DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
He closes his eyes tight as she slams him once again onto the counter. "WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYONE PUSHING ME ONTO THE COUNTER?!" Kirk shouts before Nyota shuts him up with a swift slap to his cheek. He flinches, "OUCH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"WHAT HAPPENED? DID SHE SLEEP WITH YOU?! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?!" Kirk scowls with his eyes close and shakes his head, denying all of her accusations.
"Nyota, listen to me, whatever she told you, is a lie. I didn't do anything with her. She kissed me and I pushed her away and then she yanked me out of my pants and kissed me then I pushed her off again. That's it – after that I told her to leave before I cursed her out. That's it, I swear."
"You swear?"
Jim nods blindly and bites his lower lip. Kirk's pleasantly surprised when he feels her warm plump lips smothering his own and this time he doesn't push them away, instead pulls her closer against him and his immediate erection. Nyota giggles against his lips, breaking the kiss as she pulls away.
"Let's go get married so I can f*ck the crap out of you."
"You mean make love." He purrs. She laughs in response and slaps his arm before running out of the room. At least now the bridesmaids and groomsmen are equal Jim thinks on the positive side. He told her not to invite the slutty b*tch.
Jim waits down by the altar with his groomsmen, McCoy standing at his back. The pianist begins playing as Uhura is walked down the aisle by her father. Jim's jaw drops open at her gorgeous dress, as the first time he sees it draws his breath away.
It's a ballroom gown but not ridiculously poofy and she has a cardigan that reminds him of her usual uniform aboard the ship; no wonder she picked that one – it's both sides of her: work, and elegance.
When she finally joins him at the altar they take hands and stare into each other's eyes as the priest begins reciting the usual. Uhura can't stop raking her eyes up and down his muscular form and the flattering uniform accompanying it. Though she already saw it she wasn't paying attention then.
She definitely is now – right along with him.
Finally they get to the vows and Nyota turns to face their friends and family. "Uh, Jim and I decided to not write any vows and just wing it…so here it goes I guess." Nyota laughs nervously as she turns back to face her love.
She sighs peacefully, "Man, your eyes are beautiful." Everyone laughs at her while she smiles at Jim's deep chuckle.
She takes a calming breath and grins at him. "Okay, time to get serious. Here it goes… Jim, I love you so much and I've never felt anything like I feel with you right now and whenever we're together. All of my past relationships have been logical and reasonable – they made since, they were compatible, even predictable matches for me. But…ha, with you…when I told my friends that I was with you; ha, they stared at me like I was a unicorn with wings."
Jim laughs along with the audience as he interjects, "you mean a unicorn Pegasus?"
Nyota nods and laughs, teasing him, "yeah, wait, how did you know that?" The guests erupt in laughter as does Kirk. She returns to her vows.
"So, it didn't and doesn't make sense being with you. But you know what does make sense? The fact that I'm happier than I've ever been…with any other guy; being with you is…fun, and definitely not simple – it's complex and baffling, exhilarating and tantalizing…but I love every second of it and I wouldn't trade it for the world. Before you I didn't know that love was a whirlwind of emotions or… Not knowing what was going to come next but that's something I live for with you and hopefully I'll get to experience this ride with you for the rest of my life. As I got to know you I kept peeling back these layers of you and with every piece of armor wilting away I found that I fell in love with each section and part of you. I didn't want to say goodbye to any portion of you – because it was all of you. So I promise to never abuse your heart or any part of you for that matter – I love all of it too much. I promise to never leave you behind – to always be there when you need me no matter how big the situation, I'll follow you home 'till the very end of time indefinite. Now I'm gonna talk in the language that you understand. You're the Captain but there will come a time when you won't know what to do and that is when I will step up to take the reins. I will be your crew and your ship. As we all know a Captain always goes down with his ship, well the crew certainly won't abandon you. I love you."
They whole room seems to suck in their breath at her lovely vows, clapping at her raw emotion wetting her eyes. Jim blinks back his own tears as he smiles at her.
"How do you expect me to top that?" he asks jokingly as she laughs.
"Okay, I'll try but since we're winging it – don't get your hopes up." Their family and friends laugh and smile as they await his vows.
"This may be too much information but I honestly don't care at this point. When I first made love to you I said that I wanted marry you and I thought that you probably thought I didn't mean it – however I knew that I did in all seriousness. You are and were the first woman who made me want to try a faithful relationship. Before you I was to say the least a player and…women never offered anything more to me than meaningless sex and I never looked at their hearts. But with you… I saw the passion in your eyes and I heard it in your voice and that made me seek more of whoever you were – deep down in your heart and the . You amaze everyday with how much you care about life alone and sometimes I think to myself if there was suicidal man on a ledge – staring death in the face, you would talk him down with just a mere look in your doe like eyes. Because in those beautiful brown eyes I see your joy and immense contentment in your outlook at life and that made me want to share my life with you. So since you have blessed me with your presence in my life I will do everything in my power to keep you there; I swear to love you with all my heart and being, to never lie or deceive you, to kiss you every day and never get jealous or start a fight with your many admirers." Every one laughs at that as Nyota nods at them, laughing.
"He's serious – that's happened before."
Jim nods and continues. "I promise to protect you with my life 'till the very end of it. And lastly I swear if our marriage every hits a bump in our long road of life – I will try just as hard to save it…because I love you."
The Priest finally says his lines and announces much to everyone's pleasure, "Do you, James T. Kirk take Nyota Uhura to be your wife?"
"I do."
"And Nyota Uhura, do you take James T. Kirk as your husband?"
"I do."
"You may now kiss the bride." Jim smiles – so much he's scared of breaking his face. He then lurches forward desperately, hands grabbing her waist and dipping her as he captures her soft lips in his. Nyota smiles into the kiss, angling her head to deepen it and permitting his tongue access as it runs across her teeth and dances with her own.
They pull away and beam at each other as the party continues on, Jim changes into his suit for the reception and Nyota rips away the excess dress to make a shorter hem for dancing. They dance the night away, everyone eating the finger food and enjoying the wedding. At the end of the long celebratory night, they cut the wedding cake and feed it to each other. Jim smashes the second piece into her nose and smears the cream cheese icing over her cheek and licking his fingers clean.
Nyota scrapes the icing out of her eyes and glares at him though Jim sees the playfulness behind the gaze.
Nyota smiles at him and grabs her piece, kissing him while pulling away and crushing her slice right in to his face and throwing second one down his pants. Jim laughs and shudders at the cool dessert against his warm groin, smiling at her as he licks the cake off her face.
Everyone laughs and the night ends with a few heartfelt toasts as the night winds down.
Finally, Jim and Nyota leave for the airport, heading to Rio for their honeymoon. Once on the plane they kiss very sickeningly to any other passengers. Nyota sighs and hugs him in their seats, whispering in his ear, "I'm your wife, we're married now. Oh my god, we're one flesh – even if it's different colors. This is so flipping awesome. I'm gonna f*ck your brains out when we land near Rio de Janeiro."
"Why wait." Jim slyly replies and Nyota gasps, pulling away to look at him questioningly. She slips into the bathroom and not a soul notices when Kirk slips in ten minutes later.
Nyota smiles at him and he hikes up her flowing pregnancy dress and kisses her passionately as his hands find his belt buckle and fly. He pulls his erect manhood out of his jeans and tugs down her panties as he grips the cupboards and easily slides into her.
Nyota gasps silently as he begins to steadily rock his hips into her at a rough yet loving pace. Jim groans and pumps into her, whispering sweet words into her ears that make her clench and moisten noticeably.
Uhura kisses him again and bites his lower lip as her fingers tighten in his hair and she comes violently, shuddering, with convulsing muscles as her liquids cover him. Jim bites her tongue in response as he shoots off his seed into her.
They leave, ten minutes between their separate escapes. They land in Rio later in the early morning, finding their hotel and settling in for the night.
TBC
A/N: It finally happened! Yeah – they're married my b*tches! Expect a lot of hot, erotic smut in next chapter as a treat and this chapter was really long! Like 10,000 words long – that's how much I love you guys. Thanks, and please review as usual so I can continue!
