LATE UPDATE, I know. Thanks for all the favourites/follows/reviews!

I have an announcement to make, people! :D

Drumrolls...*ahem* And today, we have a special guest appearance! Who could it be? XD

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything except story.

Enjoy~


To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

So guess who's back? XD

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

Not you, I hope.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

How RUDE! ;n;

I expect you to pick me up at the train station at precisely 1 pm :P

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

I can't. I'm at school.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

Oh yeah! I forgot that schools here end later for Christmas! XD

Ahhh, this is why I love Australia. [1]

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

I see you're casually rubbing it in my face.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

Yup yup! XD

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

Helloooooo?

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Rin doesn't seem to appreciate me distracting her from class.

Why doesn't she? D:

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

Because she, unlike you, actually wants to learn something so that she doesn't fail the exams before Christmas.

Welcome back, though :)

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Thanks!

But what's the use of learning if you're going to forget it later? D:

Cram it all right before the exams, I say! XD

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

There seems to be something wrong with you. I suggest you go to the doctor's.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Pfft, it's you and Rin who need to go! XD

You guys are the ones with SERIOUS problems. I mean, who WANTS to study?

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

No we don't.

Well, maybe Rin. Since she has love problems.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Love problems? LOVE PROBLEMS?

Am I hearing this right? XD

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

You're not hearing; you're reading.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Whatever.

So…who's this lucky guy? ;P

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

What makes you think it's even a guy? ;P

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

NO WAY. IT'S A GIRL? OAO

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

No, it's not.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

I seem to have forgotten your weird sense of humour. If you can call it humour.

So what's the guy like?

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

Hopeless and desparate for Rin's affections, I suppose.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Oh dear. So what's the situation here?

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

The guy likes Rin. A lot.

And I'm sure Rin kind of likes him back, somewhere deep inside her heart.

Somewhere very, very deep.

….

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

But she doesn't seem to realise this. And you know how stubborn she is.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Alright. I've decided. I'm going to help this poor guy.

What's his number?

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

I'll email you later. Security purposes, you know.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

...If someone really did steal my phone, I'm sure they'd go through my contacts list for telephone numbers instead of texts, you know.

To: Gumi

From: Megurine Luka

If you're complaining, I'm not giving it to you.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Okay okay, I'll shut up for now.

Like your sense of humour, I forgot what a weird person you were XD


To: Megurine Luka

From: Gumi

Right, I got it! Thanks!

Now all I have to do is text them both to go to some extremely small shed and lock them in and listen to them make hot, sexy love! :DDD

To: Kagamine Len

From: Megurine Luka

I seem to have given a strange person your phone number.

I hope you don't mind.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

Excuse me?

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

You WHAT?

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

Hello?

You can't just GIVE my phone number to some STRANGER!

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

Hi! This is Rin's friend, Gumi.

I heard that you're having trouble with trying to get Rin to fall deeply in love with you.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Oh…okay.

Um…I hope you're not trying to make fun of me or something.

Because it really is not nice D:

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

Is this strange person called Gumi by any chance?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

NO NO NO!

What I mean is: *ahem*

I can provide you with some assistance for this seemingly impossible mission.

;P

To: Kagamine Len

From: Megurine Luka

Yes, she is.

Beware, my dear friend.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

She sounds kind of scary ;n;

There's nothing wrong with her, is there?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Megurine Luka

No. She's just…strange.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Oh! I see! :D

Well, that is very nice of you! :DDD

Even though we haven't actually met before.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

Oh. Okay…

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

…In exchange for something though :|

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

OAO

It's not something illegal, is it?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

NO! I know you haven't met me before, but let me tell you there is no reason for you to be suspicious of me!

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

I'm a righteous person with dignity and a strong sense of justice! :O

I just wanted you to do me a favour. Nothing shady about that, is there?

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

So what is this favour that you speak of?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

Actually, it would benefit you as well.

*whispers* When you go out with her…take a picture of her will you?

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

*whispers* Oh. That seems simple enough.

If you can actually get me to go out with her.

And why are we whispering?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

BUT NOT JUST ANY PICTURE OF HER.

I want…a picture of her cute, blushing, shy, embarrassed, -insert all adjectives- face.

*whispers* Because this is a secret deal between you and me only. You MUST not repeat this to anyone else.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

OAO

But that's kind of creepy…

And I don't really benefit from this, do I?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

It's not creepy! It's for blackmailing her when I need to!

And you do benefit. You get to stare at her cute, sweet, innocent face when she's not around.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

I…see.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Len

Gumi is quite a strange person, isn't she?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Megurine Luka

Yes she is.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

Just imagine that face…the soft rosy cheeks, lips slightly apart and looking very, very kissable…

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

oAo

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

Her honey blond hair framing her face, giving her the look of an angel, her beautiful blue eyes gazing at you and only you…XD

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

OAO

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

…And it'd be the same face she makes when you two become one ;P

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

When we what? ._.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

OH! I GET IT NOW.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

You're very innocent for a teenager, aren't you? Especially for someone who carries the Y chromosome…

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

No! My vocabulary sucks, that's all.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

That was, in no way, complicated vocabulary.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Unimportant things like this don't matter! DX

To: Kagamine Len

From: Gumi

Very well.

So. Will you do it?

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Sure :)


To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

I texted this strange girl today.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

CHEATING ON RIN, ARE YOU? :D

I feel sorry for her.

To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

No way! She's Rin's friend. Called Gumi.

Do you know her?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Is she hot?

To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

Judging from your reaction, I guess you don't.

I don't actually know her, I only knew of her existence today =_=

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

What?! OAO

But then, that could possibly be some 50 year old pedo that happens to like guys!

WHY are you texting someone you don't know?

To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

She said that she'd help me with Rin.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Am I not ENOUGH?

How could you even be SURE that she…or HE…is who she claims to be?

To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

Luka knows her. She's the one who gave my number to her.

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Oh. I see.

And here I was, about to give you a lecture on stranger danger.

Remember the whole "Don't talk to strangers" stuff?

To: Kagamine Len

From: Hatsune Mikuo

God, I hate that crap ;P

To: Hatsune Mikuo

From: Kagamine Len

I knew you were going to do that.

And yes, I do.


How will Gumi help Len? XD

Will he manage to take that sacred photo of Rin?

It kind of sounds like Len made some faustian contract with Gumi :P

EDIT: [1] For those that don't know, Australian schools have longer Christmas (aka. Summer) holidays, but shorter holidays in July/August. Thanks for correcting me, people!

Preview~

From Rin to Luka:

We're talking about the weather. And food.

So deep and meaningful.

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