LATE UPDATE, I know. Thanks for all the favourites/follows/reviews!
I have an announcement to make, people! :D
Drumrolls...*ahem* And today, we have a special guest appearance! Who could it be? XD
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything except story.
Enjoy~
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Gumi
So guess who's back? XD
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Rin
Not you, I hope.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Gumi
How RUDE! ;n;
I expect you to pick me up at the train station at precisely 1 pm :P
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Rin
I can't. I'm at school.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Gumi
Oh yeah! I forgot that schools here end later for Christmas! XD
Ahhh, this is why I love Australia. [1]
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Rin
I see you're casually rubbing it in my face.
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Gumi
Yup yup! XD
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Gumi
Helloooooo?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Rin doesn't seem to appreciate me distracting her from class.
Why doesn't she? D:
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
Because she, unlike you, actually wants to learn something so that she doesn't fail the exams before Christmas.
Welcome back, though :)
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Thanks!
But what's the use of learning if you're going to forget it later? D:
Cram it all right before the exams, I say! XD
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
There seems to be something wrong with you. I suggest you go to the doctor's.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Pfft, it's you and Rin who need to go! XD
You guys are the ones with SERIOUS problems. I mean, who WANTS to study?
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
No we don't.
Well, maybe Rin. Since she has love problems.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Love problems? LOVE PROBLEMS?
Am I hearing this right? XD
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
You're not hearing; you're reading.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Whatever.
So…who's this lucky guy? ;P
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
What makes you think it's even a guy? ;P
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
NO WAY. IT'S A GIRL? OAO
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
No, it's not.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
I seem to have forgotten your weird sense of humour. If you can call it humour.
So what's the guy like?
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
Hopeless and desparate for Rin's affections, I suppose.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Oh dear. So what's the situation here?
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
The guy likes Rin. A lot.
And I'm sure Rin kind of likes him back, somewhere deep inside her heart.
Somewhere very, very deep.
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
But she doesn't seem to realise this. And you know how stubborn she is.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Alright. I've decided. I'm going to help this poor guy.
What's his number?
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
I'll email you later. Security purposes, you know.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
...If someone really did steal my phone, I'm sure they'd go through my contacts list for telephone numbers instead of texts, you know.
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To: Gumi
From: Megurine Luka
If you're complaining, I'm not giving it to you.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Okay okay, I'll shut up for now.
Like your sense of humour, I forgot what a weird person you were XD
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Gumi
Right, I got it! Thanks!
Now all I have to do is text them both to go to some extremely small shed and lock them in and listen to them make hot, sexy love! :DDD
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Megurine Luka
I seem to have given a strange person your phone number.
I hope you don't mind.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
Excuse me?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
You WHAT?
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
Hello?
You can't just GIVE my phone number to some STRANGER!
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
Hi! This is Rin's friend, Gumi.
I heard that you're having trouble with trying to get Rin to fall deeply in love with you.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
Oh…okay.
Um…I hope you're not trying to make fun of me or something.
Because it really is not nice D:
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
Is this strange person called Gumi by any chance?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
NO NO NO!
What I mean is: *ahem*
I can provide you with some assistance for this seemingly impossible mission.
;P
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Megurine Luka
Yes, she is.
Beware, my dear friend.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
She sounds kind of scary ;n;
There's nothing wrong with her, is there?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Megurine Luka
No. She's just…strange.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
Oh! I see! :D
Well, that is very nice of you! :DDD
Even though we haven't actually met before.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
Oh. Okay…
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
…In exchange for something though :|
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
OAO
It's not something illegal, is it?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
NO! I know you haven't met me before, but let me tell you there is no reason for you to be suspicious of me!
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
I'm a righteous person with dignity and a strong sense of justice! :O
I just wanted you to do me a favour. Nothing shady about that, is there?
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
So what is this favour that you speak of?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
Actually, it would benefit you as well.
*whispers* When you go out with her…take a picture of her will you?
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
*whispers* Oh. That seems simple enough.
If you can actually get me to go out with her.
And why are we whispering?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
BUT NOT JUST ANY PICTURE OF HER.
I want…a picture of her cute, blushing, shy, embarrassed, -insert all adjectives- face.
*whispers* Because this is a secret deal between you and me only. You MUST not repeat this to anyone else.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
OAO
But that's kind of creepy…
And I don't really benefit from this, do I?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
It's not creepy! It's for blackmailing her when I need to!
And you do benefit. You get to stare at her cute, sweet, innocent face when she's not around.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
I…see.
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To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Len
Gumi is quite a strange person, isn't she?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Megurine Luka
Yes she is.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
Just imagine that face…the soft rosy cheeks, lips slightly apart and looking very, very kissable…
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
oAo
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
Her honey blond hair framing her face, giving her the look of an angel, her beautiful blue eyes gazing at you and only you…XD
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
OAO
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
…And it'd be the same face she makes when you two become one ;P
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
When we what? ._.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
OH! I GET IT NOW.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
You're very innocent for a teenager, aren't you? Especially for someone who carries the Y chromosome…
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
No! My vocabulary sucks, that's all.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
That was, in no way, complicated vocabulary.
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
Unimportant things like this don't matter! DX
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Gumi
Very well.
So. Will you do it?
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To: Gumi
From: Kagamine Len
Sure :)
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
I texted this strange girl today.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
CHEATING ON RIN, ARE YOU? :D
I feel sorry for her.
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
No way! She's Rin's friend. Called Gumi.
Do you know her?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Is she hot?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
Judging from your reaction, I guess you don't.
I don't actually know her, I only knew of her existence today =_=
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
What?! OAO
But then, that could possibly be some 50 year old pedo that happens to like guys!
WHY are you texting someone you don't know?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
She said that she'd help me with Rin.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Am I not ENOUGH?
How could you even be SURE that she…or HE…is who she claims to be?
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
Luka knows her. She's the one who gave my number to her.
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
Oh. I see.
And here I was, about to give you a lecture on stranger danger.
Remember the whole "Don't talk to strangers" stuff?
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To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Mikuo
God, I hate that crap ;P
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To: Hatsune Mikuo
From: Kagamine Len
I knew you were going to do that.
And yes, I do.
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How will Gumi help Len? XD
Will he manage to take that sacred photo of Rin?
It kind of sounds like Len made some faustian contract with Gumi :P
EDIT: [1] For those that don't know, Australian schools have longer Christmas (aka. Summer) holidays, but shorter holidays in July/August. Thanks for correcting me, people!
Preview~
From Rin to Luka:
We're talking about the weather. And food.
So deep and meaningful.
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