Pushaw, I sooo own everything that I show here.
*gets beat up by random people*
Ack! Okay, okay! I don't! Jeez, you don't have to be rude...
Emily sat and waited for the next person to arrive. Checking her mental list, the girl realized that it would be someone she already knows, and someone who would make things interesting. A smile spread across her face that freaked out... Pretty much everyone.
"Um, Emily, love...?" England tentatively asked. "What's with the smile...?"
The Englishman's question was quickly answered when a girl (When are they not girls...? Emily thought to herself.) jumped out of a tree with an Eevee on her head, the both of them had a terrified expression. "Gah! The Beedrill!"
Suddenly a boy (Ah! That's when!) followed quickly behind with Dewott. "I'm sorry! I just wanted a Weedil!"
"Well," she began, but suddenly she noticed that there were others in the field. "Oh! Hello! OMG! Emily~!" She hugged the main hostess. "I was wondering why there were pokemon!"
Emily shuddered slightly at the hug but then composed herself. "I like pokemon, so I put them in my ToD. Hence Char~!" At the sound of his name, said Charizard flew down and landed next to the hostess.
The boy sweatdropped as he looked around and recognized who surrounded him. "Oh no... Your crazy friend... And hetalia people..."
Emily smiled widely. "DA~!"
"DUDE! Who are they!/?" America yelled.
"Guys, this is Morgan~!" She gestured to the girl, and then pointed to the boy. "And that's her brother, Duncan!"
Morgan waved happily, but Duncan muttered barely audibly, "I do not want to be here..."
His sister stuck out her tongue at him. "Well, might as well tor-I mean dare 'em!"
"Was she going to say what I think she was...?" Germany asked nervously. Yet he was still able to keep a somewhat strait face.
Emily smiled. "If you mean torture, than yes~" The nations sweatdropped. "Now, you too, if you don't mind."
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Fine." He pulled out a note from his pocket and handed it to America. The loud nation took it and read it. (The note reads: Pull an elaborate prank on Germany that results in something stupidly simple.) America smiled and gave thumbs up. Then he ran off to start whatever he had to do.
Then Morgan spoke. "Romano~!"
Duncan's eyes grew wide as he looked at the grumpy nation. "Run. Now."
Romano saw the terrified face and said, "What the crapola...?"
Morgan shot her brother a look. "Shut it." SHe then glomped Romano and the two of the fell on the ground.
"What the fu-"
"LANGUAGE!" Emily shouted before that sentence was finished.
The girl wouldn't let go of the cussing Italian. "Hola~!"
Duncan sighed. "What's wrong with you...?" came the annoyed question.
"Many things. Now go kiss Liechtenstein."
Her brother blushed. "WHY!/?"
"Because you love her. Be careful of Switzy and his guns." As if on cue. Switzerland stood in front of Liechtenstein, protecting his little sister. Duncan saw this and deflated.
"Screw you..."
Emily jumped onto Switzerland's back. He was sturdy enough to stay upwards, but she still managed to piss him off. "Get off of me!"
"Nope~!" The obnoxious and strange hostess said.
As the overprotective brother was trying to get the interesting girl off his back, Duncan was able to kiss Liechtenstein's cheek and move away, unnoticed. Once Emily knew the coast was clear, she got off Switzy and walked away as if nothing happened. The nation's little sister was able to calm him down before he killed the hostess.
Morgan, seeming pleased of the results, said, "Because my dear Emily likes yaoi now... USUK~!" She smiled widely.
Emily shook her head. "Not until America gets back from doing whatever the note said~!"
The girl grew disappointed. "Awwww..."
Duncan said, ever so bluntly, "Yaoi is horrible."
The girls gasped. "Say that again and I'll watch all that 'Doctor Who' without you." his sister replied.
The boy was silent.
Morgan clapped. "Good!"
Finally, America returned. "Oi! Germany! Come with me!" He turned and ran to the end of the field, not even checking if anyone was following. Germany rolled his eyes and did so. Italy followed his Doitsu. Duncan, wanting to see how this worked out, ran with them. Morgan, not wanting her brother to get into trouble, did the same. Emily skipped along.
America showed Germany this huge Rube Goldberg machine. "Hey, Germany, if you touch this button, amazing things will happen!"
Germany sighed. "If I do so, will you let me leave?"
"Yeah, dude!"
Germany pressed the button. All these things happened, and it was really fun to watched. It looked like the Rube Goldberg machine in the music video for the song "This Too Shall Pass" by OK Go. ((Check it out... It's freakin' amazing.))
When it finished, a paintbrush dropped down from a pulley and painted a really crappy mustache on the German. "Ack!" he cried as he wiped it off.
"How did you do all that in like, five minutes...?" Emily asked, utterly confused.
America smiled. "Because I'm cool like dat."
Germany was able to get most of the paint off before stomping away. Italy followed him, and soon so did everyone else. Before everyone could relax, Morgan shouted, "Wait!"
Everyone looked slightly confused. "What?"
She smiled. "USUK, da~?"
Emily grinned. "Oh, right!" America and England groaned and blushed.
"Let's make this quick, git." Igirisu sighed.
The two of them moved closer to each other, and America moved up to to his face. He placed his lips on his, only expecting a quick peck. But something held him longer...
Realizing what he was doing, America quickly pulled away from England. He walked quickly away to hide his bright red face. England sat down rather quickly and hid his face in his knees, obviously hiding his blush.
Morgan seemed satisfied. She then turned to her grossed out brother and said, "Now let's go fight off those Beedrill" The two of them left, but of course they were going to come back soon.
"Be careful!" Emily shouted after them, "See you later~!"
That's the closest I've ever gotten to writing yaoi... ^^""
