They have returned!! Bwa ha ha ha!!


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Episode 8~ Lobelia attacks!

I was pinned up against the wall in a ridiculous purple tutu. Why? Because a certain Haruhi Fujioka decided to be out sick from school the day the "Zuka Club" came to kidnap her. It all started after school at the Host club……

I was sitting at a table bored to death because the hosts were all busy and Haruhi was sick. So, I decided to do a grocery run to get some instant coffee. Just as I stepped out of music room 3 I was shoved in a bag(once again, I must be prone to it) and dragged off to some far away land. When I was let out of that godforsaken thing I realized I was at a different school, Lobelia Girl's Academy to be specific. Then I saw three strange girls looking at me whispering to each other when they were obviously terrible at it.

"She's cute but she's not the maiden, Haruhi." said a medium sized one with long hair.

"She's not even Japanese. We really messed up this time." said a short one with brown hair.

"Ladies everything will be alright we'll just go back and exchange." said a tall manly one.

"Haruhi's sick today." I intruded. They all just looked at me blankly before exchanging mischievous looks.

"You wouldn't be a client of the host club, my dear?" said the manly one.

"Um, I'm more like a member of a sort."

"I see. How rude of us not to introduce ourselves, I am third year Amakusa Benio."

"And I'm Chizuru Maihara, a second year." said the long haired one.

"I'm first year Tsuwabuki Hinako!" said the short one as the three of them moved into some sort of formation.

"And together we form the leading members of the Zuka Club!" they announced in unison. Of course, another crazy club, why didn't I expect it? Suddenly out of nowhere the two younger girls ripped off my clothes and shoved a purple tutu on me.

"What are you doing?!" I yelled as they got ready to put up my hair in some sort of bun. I was not having it. I bolted down the hall. But with my bad sense of direction I ended up running into a dead end and that is how I ended up in my current position.

I'm surrounded by the Zuka Club with nowhere to go as they take their sweet time pekay turning towards me. So I used my instinct and pulled out my cell phone and pressed the callback button.

"Hello? Mimiko?" Tamaki answered.

"Tamaki!!! Help me!!!! There coming!!" I screamed as my phone was snatched away by Chizuru and handed to Benio.

"Hello Suoh." she said with an evil smile "We've captured the second maiden you've entrapped in that Host club of yours."

I could hear him through the phone "The Zuka Club!?"

"Yes, Suoh. And this fair maiden will be joining in our winter prima ballerina show." she said glancing at me.

"If you want her back, the other maiden to come see the show." she said flipping the phone shut and sliding it in her pocket.

I completely forgot about my situation and asked what's a prima ballerina show?"

"Nothing you need to worry about yet." she said as the other two dragged me into a room with a bunch of vanity mirrors. They sat me down in front of one and got down to business on my hair. When it was done I looked to see they put it in a high ballet bun and left my bangs down. Then they started working on my make up which they made very obnoxious. Complementary with bright pink eye shadow, vivid red lipstick, and Minnie mouse style blush. I guess it looked good if you were trying to attract a lot attention. Then they started lacing up a pair of ballet shoes on me. Then Benio walked in.

"You look so radiant fair maiden!"

"Can I go home?"

"But you must join us for our show!"

"No I don't."

"Your our last hope! Our lead prima broke her femur!"

"I'm sorry but I'm not really into dancing."

"you'll barely need to. All you have to do is spin across the stage and leap into my arms!"

"Yeah, that's weird."

"I guess we can't force you but it would have been so nice considering judges from all over will be there and if we do a good job our school will get a prize that we'll put towards students well being."

"Aren't your students well enough?"

"Well everyone has their problems, the gym is too small or the computers aren't as advanced as they should be-"

"The computers?"

"Some students can't play the games they like?" she looked so sad and as an otaku the idea of some one not being able to play fun games pulled at my heart strings.

"I'll do it!" I said proudly.

"Really?" she said surprised at my change of heart.

"Yeah."

The Zuka club dragged me to some room where we began practicing dance with a bunch of other girls in leotards. Then I wondered what her phone call with Tamaki was all about. Why did she seem so evil? She seemed like a good person since she was so interested in helping the school and it seems like everyone here loves her….. Oh well.


I was back stage peeking out the curtain. There was so many people there and they were all girls not surprisingly. I looked around and spotted an odd group of girls in the corner. Then I noticed a very tall girl in the group was carrying a sickly looking Haruhi. They didn't. The host club dressed up in lobelia uniforms and wigs to sneak in here. Maybe they were trying to save me from something. Maybe the Zuka club isn't so nice. Suddenly I was pushed out onto the stage, it was my cue. I stumbled out and fell on my face and I also noticed there were no judges there but there was a group of angry girls with weapons glaring at me. I felt a chill down my back as I looked for the host club. Then I was swept off the ground by Benio as she twirled around with me in her arms. Such a clumsy girl she smiled as she kissed me on the forehead. I felt sick. She kissed me, and not like a friend or mom would, it was a intimate kiss. I finally found the host club with shocked looks on their faces and then Benio through me in the air and some how I managed to leap off the stage and run to the Host club but before I could get to them the scary girls with weapons jumped in my way.

"You'll pay for that kiss." one said while swinging some weapon connected to a chain around her head. I'm guessing they meant the kiss on stage but that doesn't really matter right now because they're going to kill me whether I know which kiss or not. I ran. I ran like I've never run before. I saw the Host club coming around the other way leaving Haruhi alone in the corner. Mori was leading them with Honey on his shoulders.

"HELP ME MORI-SEMPAI!!!!" I cried. He sped up as Honey jumped off his shoulders and landed in front of me. Mori swept me up like a baby and stood firm next to Honey.

"I don't want to beat up girls" announced the small boy " but messing with my friends is a big no-no!" He got into some sort of martial arts stance as the rest of the host club came closer. The girls must have seen that they were no match because they took off like cheetahs out of the auditorium. Honey looked up at me in Mori's arms.

"Are you okay Mimi-Chan?"

I was still amazed at how serious and intimidating he was a few minutes ago but I managed to squeak out a yes.

"Good" he said happily. Then the rest of the club was there.

"Are you okay Mimiko?!" the twins asked before Tamaki ran them over and pulled me out of Mori's arms into a bone-crushing squeeze.

"Uncle was so worried!!!"

"I'm fine Tamaki. But I can't breathe…"

"He backed off "I'm soooo sorry!!!!" he started crying. Then the lights went out. And a spotlight came on right over where they left Haruhi.

"You've left your lover alone again, Tamaki." Benio said while holding Haruhi in her arms. Tamaki started to run over with the twins by his side but somehow they all managed to slip on banana peels.

"Now I will steal the kiss from this maiden that I have been waiting for for too long." Haruhi started to squirm but I knew how tight Benio's grip was. Benio leaned in towards Haruhi and before I knew it I was racing towards them hopping over seats still in a tutu might I add. Suddenly when I was close, out of sheer impulse I jumped up in the air, did a spinning kick and kicked Benio in the head with my ballet shoed foot managing to knock her away from Haruhi. She hit the wall and looked at me furiously. I scooped Haruhi up and ran out of the auditorium with the Host club close behind. Outside Haruhi looked up at me and sniffled. As soon as I looked down me and the rest of the host club managed to slip on banana peels.


I'm going on Vacay!! Woot woot!

Unfortunately that means this is the last one for a lil bit L

But its only like a week so don't worry! :D