AN: I only own Haley, Hannah and Brian.
This is no longer a three shot. My brain decided to give me more ideas, so I don't know how long it will be.
CHAPTER 8
When they got to the bowling alley Santana kept distance between her and Brittany. But the blonde was making that very difficult. They were on teams and before Santana could protest Puck entered her and Brittany as a team.
"You're evil." Haley whispered as Puck went first.
They watched Santana go next and she threw the ball down the lane and Puck flinched.
"I feel sorry for you." Haley whispered.
"Why?" Puck asked.
"Because I got Rachel and Hannah to protect me from Santana, she'll kill you." Haley said as Puck paled.
"Shit."
"Shit indeed." Haley murmured as Santana got a strike.
Haley was next and rolled a spare.
Brittany was next and only hit a few pins.
"Let them win." Haley whispered when Puck was up again.
"What? Why?"
"Brittany always kissed Rachel after we watch a game when their team wins." Haley said as Puck crossed his legs. "Oh just think about Sue Sylvester." Haley scowled as Puck cringed and walked up to the lane.
He listened to Haley and rolled a gutter ball. He went again and knocked down seven pins.
Santana's anger was really helping her score and Puck was sure she was picturing his and Haley's faces on the pins. But Haley assured him that she was probably thinking Brian's face was on the pins.
It was finally the last round in the game and Santana and Brittany were ahead and it was Brittany's turn which meant afterwards the game was over.
Brittany rolled the ball and knocked down half the pins and then the other half to get herself a spare.
Puck read off the scores and when he said the two had won Brittany jumped up in joy pulling Santana into a bone crushing hug the Latina couldn't break out of. Not because Brittany was strong than her, but because it would hurt the blonde.
Santana was ok with the hug but what she wasn't expecting was the blonde to pull away and crash their lips together. She tried to fight it and her feelings but they overpowered her brain and she melted into the kiss moaning as they deepened it.
Brittany moved them so they were sitting on one of the chairs and Brittany straddled Santana's lap.
"Should we interrupt them?" Puck asked as Haley shook her head and saw a crane game.
"Ooh, crane game, we can leave them be for ten maybe twenty minutes." Haley said dragging Puck towards the arcade.
Santana was so lost in the kiss everything around her melted away and her hands made their way under Brittany's top.
Brittany moaned at the contact and pulled away for air resting her forehead against Santana's.
"Take me home?"
Hearing Brittany's voice like that made Santana forget about everything but the two of them. There was no Brian, there was no nothing standing in their way.
Santana nodded and they found Puck and Haley with five stuffed toys from the crane machine in Puck's arms.
"Here you go Brittany." Haley said handing her cousin a stuffed duck that Brittany clutched tightly.
"Can you drop us off at San's?" Brittany asked as Puck grinned and nodded.
"I'm driving." Haley said shoving her hand into Puck's pocket pulling the keys out. "Well look at that, you've been wanting into my pants but I got into yours first." Haley smirked as she headed out with Brittany and Santana and Puck followed along like a puppy.
After Haley and Puck dropped them off and they learned Santana's house was empty they had trouble getting through the door. But once the front door opened Santana was pushed against it slamming it shut. Santana led Brittany up the stairs stumbling every once in awhile as they fumbled with their clothes but finally discarded them onto Santana's bedroom floor kicking the door shut.
Brittany pushed Santana towards the bed and when Santana's knees found the edge of the bed she pushed her down on her back.
"I've missed you." Brittany gasped out.
"I've missed you too B." Santana breathed as she captured her lips once more in a searing and passionate kiss.
"You're good." Haley said as they walked up to Shelby's door and walked in. Puck was still holding the stuffed toys in his arms.
"Don't underestimate the Puckanator."
"Don't do that again." Haley frowned shaking her head. "I should call Brian and tell him what happened." Haley said pulling her phone out and dialing Brian.
"Hello?"
It was heaved out.
"Brian?"
"Yeah?"
It sounded like he was struggling.
"Ok, I don't need to hear you having sex, what happened to…Oh man, I don't need to hear you two doing that, I'll see you guys here tomorrow or something." Haley said as she hung up quickly.
"How come everyone seems to be getting some except me?" Puck frowned as Haley smacked him upside the head.
"Oh shut it, I'm not getting any either and neither is Kurt, or Matt and Mike, who I have no idea where they went, probably to visit their family, and so you aren't alone in that." Haley huffed.
"Well, you know, I did just take you out." Puck husked in her ear sending chills down her spine.
"As much as I would love to, I don't put out after the first date, the last time I did that I got a kid." Haley said patting his shoulder. "You can take the couch and hide those for the girls, I'm going to bed." Haley said kissing him softly. "I do however kiss after the first date." Haley said kissing him once more and before it could get any farther she stopped and headed upstairs taking Brian and Brittany's room.
When morning came around Brian was sneaking back in but he accidentally hit the side table startling Puck who jumped up in only his wife beater and boxers.
"Dude!" Puck cried in a whisper as he rushed over. "How was it?" He asked with a coy smirk.
"Awesome and that's all you're getting, where is Brittany?"
"With Santana, Haley took your room for the night, so you can help me make the girls breakfast." Puck said leading Brian to the kitchen.
"So, I guess we should cut our charade?" Brian asked.
"Not yet, let Brittany talk to Santana about that first." Puck said as Brian nodded and they began to cook breakfast.
At the smell of coffee Rachel was up and getting ready and when she ran out of her room she nearly rammed into Haley.
"Coffee?" Haley asked as Rachel nodded and they walked downstairs.
When Haley saw Brian she smiled.
"Well, you look like someone who got a lot last night and tried sneaking in before everyone was awake." She smirked.
"Who did you…"
Puck blurted it out. "Mercedes."
"Oh, congratulations, but Santana thinks you and Brittany are together so don't tell her that." Rachel said quickly pouring her coffee.
"You don't speak in paragraphs anymore Berry, I just noticed." Puck said as Haley rolled her eyes.
"She still has her moments Puck, give her a good enough reason and she'll be speaking paragraphs for the longest of hours." Haley said rolling her eyes in an exaggerative manner.
"Where's Brittany?" Rachel asked.
"Probably with Santana." Haley shrugged.
"Oh, so you're the only one who hasn't gotten any?" Rachel smirked as Puck stared shocked.
"Yes, she also picked up sexual innuendos and all that over the course of ten years." Haley said. "And yes, Rachel, me and Puck are the only ones not getting any as you say." Haley huffed.
Quinn chuckled as she came in hearing that remark. "You need to get laid Haley, you seem to be a bit snappish." She said kissing Rachel softly.
"If you two are gonna do that every morning after you move in I am really going to kick you out and buy you that apartment." Haley glared.
"See? You need to get laid." Quinn repeated as two sleepy blonde walked in.
"I feel like we're being over run by blondes." Puck muttered as Haley raised an eyebrow at him. "What? There's you, Beth, Hannah, Brittany and Quinn."
"He has a point." Rachel said as Quinn sat in her lap.
"But you love us." Quinn smiled.
"Yes, I do." Rachel grinned as the two younger blondes made faces.
"Too early mom." Beth grumbled as Hannah nodded in agreement.
"Yeah." Hannah yawned as they took a seat at the table.
"I swear those two could be sisters." Puck let out exasperatingly.
"We could, you just need to marry Haley dad." Beth said causing Haley to choke on her hot coffee and Puck to flip a pancake wrong and Rachel's eyes to bulge out of her head and Quinn lost her balance almost falling out of Rachel's lap.
"What?" Hannah asked utterly confused in her half asleep state.
"Nothing, I'll get Noah to make you your favorite Mickey Mouse pancakes." Haley said as Hannah nodded.
"Noah?" Rachel asked. "I thought it was Puck."
"Zip it Berry." Haley glared as Rachel laughed sipping her coffee.
"When are the others coming over?" Quinn asked.
"I'm actually heading to Mercedes' place for lunch with her parents." Brian said shyly.
"Good for you, you finally met someone and it's a plus that we like her and she's our friend." Rachel said and Quinn got serious. This was her best friend we are talking about.
"But if you hurt her I will murder you and Santana will help and you will never be found, it will be like you never existed." Quinn said as Brian gulped audibly.
"Got it."
"Good." Quinn smiled.
"And Brittany is with Santana, so we probably won't see them all day." Haley said and just as the others were about to nod in agreement the door was thrown open and a pissed off Santana ran in ready to kill.
Brittana is back on but what the hell is going on with Santana?
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