Sorry for taking such a long time to write the 8th way. My sis kept playing a game called Audition and won't let me touch the computer. Anyway, if you idea's aren't here, I'll try to squeeze them in the next fanfic. Enjoy.
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Way no.8: Throw him into crowded spaces
"Hey Naraku." Kagura called.
"What? If it isn't a report on the whereabouts of the Shikon no Tama, then don't bother telling me anything." Naraku replied.
"Actually, it is about the Shikon no Tama shard."
"Where is it?"
"In Kyoto."
"I see… I'll take an airplane then."
"An airplane? Isn't it easier to take a bus?"
"I don't want to see my fan girls in the bus. So, I'm taking an airplane."
As Naraku left the hideout, he didn't notice me standing outside the front door (he's blind). I quickly sent a message to Naraku's fan girl club and told him the plane he was boarding.
In the airplane
"Odd… Why are there only girls and no guys on this trip?" Naraku thought to himself.
"There he is! Get him!" a girl yelled.
Immediately, swarms of girls ran over to Naraku and began pulling his hair, smooching him to death while he screamed like a little girl. They did so many things that most are too horrible to write down: coughtakinghiscoughclothescough.When the plane was above Kyoto, Naraku jumped out of his seat and shouted: "I wanna get off this plane!"
So, I opened the door of the airplane and pushed him down.
"Wow, he is skydiving how cool!" a girl yelled.
"Yeah, he is skydiving without a parachute." Another fan girl exclaimed.
Naraku went falling down and down until he crashed through the roof of a house. But sadly, he didn't die. Still, there was a nice surprise waiting for him within the house.
"Naraku? No wonder the author sent me here, you were going to crash in!" Miroku told him.
Naraku sat up to look at everyone who tried to hunt him down. Example: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Sango etc.
"Let's get him!" Inuyasha shouted, taking out his sword.
Everyone had a good time beating up Naraku until he died. Instead of burying his useless body, they squished it into a can of creamed corn and sealed it with super glue. They threw the can in the rubbish bin and let the garbage man take it. He took the can and burnt it just like what he did with other rubbish.
That was the end of Naraku and everyone lived happily ever after, including the fan girls who think that he was brave enough to jump without a parachute.
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Bleh… This fanfic is just as lame as the rest. But who cares?! But I wonder how many fanfics I should right for this story… What do you think?
