"...WHAT the [BLEEP] is THIS?!" Angirly, Grimmjow gestured to the plate in front of him, upon which sat a little pile of, um, dust.
"Can you not see? It is a plate of dust." Ulquiorra poked at his own dust pile with a spoon.
"Don't be a smartass with me! Are you trying to poison/kill/starve/some-creative-way-of-death us, Baraggan?!" Grimmjow glared at the second Espada, who simply shrugged.
"I was too impatient and tried to hurry it up with my Arrogante's power...but kind of overdid it," he admitted. Grimmjow freaked.
"Overdid it?! OVERDID IT?! This isn't 'overdone!' It's a pile of freaking dust, for the love of Aizen's Chappy underwear!" Angrily, he stormed out of the room, Nnoitra, Szayel and Yammi following suit.
Halibel sighed, once again glad that she couldn't eat. Aaroniero stared down at his/her/its plate of dust, relieved as well...
Just then Orihime came into the room, holding several pipe-tube objects and some hand drills. "Thanks to Aizen-sama wanting all you guys to learn domestic skills, I've finally gotten some time of my own!" She held up the pipe-tube objects, pointing them at Aaroniero. "I used that time...to find a way to help Aaroniero-kun here eat!"
Trembling in his/her/it's frilly outfit, Aaroniero tried to protest, but any noise he/she/it could've made was instantly drowned out by the high-pitched noisy whine of the drill as Orihime turned it on and began drilling through Aaroniero's tank-head-thing. The Espada watched on in [insert some emotion here] (except for Ulquiorra, cause we all know he's the king of no emotion!) as Orihime drilled through the tank-head-thing and stuck the pipe-tube objects in, trying to reach Aaroniero's two heads.
"Wait! We don't want to eat! We're happy the way we are!"
"Nonsense!" Taking a spoon, Orihime took a spoonful of the dust and shoved it down the pipe-tube object which was now leading into Aaroniero's tank-head-thing. "I'm sure Baraggan-san's dust is very delicious!" She beamed at the old geez—ahem, Espada, who in turn smiled back. He instantly decided he rather enjoyed having this orange-haired human around, despite her odd foods...although the fried insects had been rather delicious.
Everyone watched as the dust slid into Aaroniero's tank-head-thing, waiting for a reaction.
Everyone was holding their breaths in anticipation of what would come.
Everyone except for Ulquiorra of course, who didn't care. He tried a spoonful of dust, found it rather flavorless, and reached over to sprinkle some salt and pepper on it.
Everyone watched in fascination as the dust mixed with the liquid in the tank-head-thing, instantly forming into something. Not noticing, Orihime shoved another spoonful of dust down the pipe-tube object, then another, and another, and another...
Ulquiorra, who was enjoying his dust, suddenly began choking, having realized too late that the "pepper" was actually little grains of lead. Alas, he had already eaten too much of it to be able to cough out everything, and would enjoy some rather interesting bowel movements later that evening...
"AaaaaaaiiiiiiiAAAAAIIiiiiaaaiiIIIIIIIIAAAAaaaa!" The horrendous scream came from Aaroniero, who wailed in terror as the dust slowly mixed with the liquid in his tank-head-thing to form a clear, cement-like gloop that slowly was sealing him/her/it away...
Ignoring the horrible screaming, Ulquiorra coughed out the last bits of his lead-and-dust, before grabbing his stomach in agony and rushing out of the room.
After a very long while, Aaroniero's screams finally died down, sealed off by the cement-like goo that now filled the inside of his tank-head-thing. Just noticing the horrified looks of the Espada around her, Orihime looked down to where she was still putting spoonful after spoonful of dust in the pipe-tube object...
Needless to say, there was a great deal of commotion after that. Aaroniero, sadly, was unable to meet at the lunch table for the next three days, missing out on quite a bit of good food (not that he/she/it would've been able to eat it anyways, but...).
Ah, the woes of impatience. Baraggan definitely learned his lesson...hopefully. And since when did lead give the Arrancar disturbing stomach problems?...hehe.
Thanks to ~nnoitraclone (deviantART) for the idea of Orihime drilling through Aaroniero's helmet and tube feeding him!
Also, I extend a thanks to my reviewers :D Apologies for not replying to any of the reviews... *SociallyAwkwardPenguin* But, thank you guys :D I do a little dance of happiness each time I see a new review/favorite/follow.
Ahh, here where I am it's snowing...November snow, I love early-ish snow. But I digress. With December so near, happy holidays to anyone who celebrates!
