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Topic: What.

In: Boards ► Locations ► United States ► Brockton Bay

HastalaVista (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)

Posted on March 24, 2011:

So, I was walking home from work, last night, and I came across this.

Yes, your eyes do not decieve you. That is a video of Lung, or as he apparently now prefers to be known, 'Lock Master L', and the entire ABB trying to goad the Protectorate and PRT into a massive dance-off.

1:54 for Lock Master L popping and locking like a pro.

3:59 for Oni Lee breaking down.

7:35 for Lock Master L calling out the Triumvirate.

So, naturally, I have questions:

1. How, and why, could this have possibly happened?

2. Does the second B in ABB not actually stand for 'Bad'?

3. Why did the Triumvirate chicken out?

4. Do I want to live in this city any more?

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Eidoloon Replied on March 24, 2011: Wow. Oni Lee has serious skills. I mean, yes, he's an insane murderhobo, but god damn can the man bottom-rock.

ArmsmasterBrandPants Replied on March 24, 2011: After watching this informative and fascinating video, I feel I should provide an appropriate response... what is this i dont even

Winged_One Replied on March 24, 2011: I approve.

Uber (Verified Cape) Replied on March 24, 2011: Oh god. I can't stop laughing at this. This actually happened. I can't believe this genuinely happened.

XxVoidCowboyxX Replied on March 24, 2011: Maybe they're turning over a new leaf?

TinFoilCauldron (Veteran Member) Replied on March 24, 2011: Fake. Got to be fake.

HastalaVista (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) Replied on March 24, 2011: TinFoilCauldron I recorded it myself. I assure you it's extremely real.

Uber (Verified Cape) Replied on March 24, 2011: Seriously though, I bet I could beat Oni Lee.

L33t (Verified Cape) Replied on March 24, 2011: Uber Dude, you'd only win because of your hax. Lee would stomp vanilla you.

Hammertime Replied on March 24, 2011: I'm really not sure if I can take Lung and the ABB seriously, any more. I mean, theoretically, I know I should, but... this.

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Lung closed the laptop, in anger.

"I have been... insulted," he intoned, "Humiliated."

Oni Lee stood stoically nearby, while Bakuda nodded solemnly. The unpowered goons nearby looked terrified.

"This insult," he growled, "It will not stand."

He stood up, slowly, his full height towering over everyone else in the room.

"We will deal with these cowards, immediately," the leader of the ABB continued, "They will rue the day they attempted such treachery!"

"It's disgraceful," Bakuda put in angrily. Oni Lee simply nodded.

"Lee," Lung ordered, "Get the mats. We're going to New York. If they will not face me in my own territory, I will face them in theirs! It does not matter what the medium, no man, woman or creature on this planet ignores a direct challenge from me!"

Lee nodded, and left to retrieve the mats in question.

"Bakuda," Lung turned to the Tinker, "You will provide the beats for our funky war machine."

"Yes," she agreed, "They've never seen a boom-box like the one I'll show them."

"Good," Lung, no, Lock Master L said with savage glee, before snapping at the unpowered grunts nearby, "Well, what are you waiting for? Start preparing! The ABB is going to war! We start with Legend - only once he is left crying on the ground at his lack of groove will we move onto Alexandria and Eidolon. Together, they may have stood a chance," he chuckled darkly, "How unfortunate that due to their cowardice, that chance is now gone."


Meanwhile, what Ocean and the Midnight Feline were doing while the kids were out playing:

"...Contessa, what the hell are you doing?"

"Path to getting my FUCKING HATS BACK!"